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A.J.
12-06-2006, 06:37 AM
<p><a href="http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/16171877.htm"><font size="5">Flatulence forces plane to land</font></a></p><p><strong><span class="dateline">NASHVILLE, Tenn.</span><span class="dateline-separator"> - </span></strong>An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.</p><p>The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.</p><p>The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a &quot;body odor,&quot; Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.</p><p>&quot;It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well,&quot; she said. &quot;It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up.&quot;</p><p>The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Get ready for cavity searches!</p>

Furtherman
12-06-2006, 06:40 AM
This is your captain speaking, I've turned on the seatbelt light so please return to your seats as we may be experiencing some flatulence.

cupcakelove
12-06-2006, 06:43 AM
I'm sorry but that lady is an idiot.&nbsp; Because she was embarassed about what a bunch of strangers might think of her, she caused the plane to land and wasted a lot of other people's time.&nbsp; I would have been pissed if I was on that flight.&nbsp; I'm glad they didn't let her back on.

Don Stugots
12-06-2006, 06:44 AM
if they start to not let you on a plane due to smelly farts i may never be allowed to fly again.&nbsp; i got the nasty vapors coming out of my ass.&nbsp; its like a mushroom cloud of stink.

Judge Smails
12-06-2006, 06:56 AM
<p><img src="http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/reuters_molt/1398397709.jpg" border="0" width="365" height="205" /></p><p>&quot;I want this motherfucking stink off this motherfucking plane!&quot;</p>

mendyweiss
12-06-2006, 07:00 AM
Great now the terrorists will be eating chilli hot dogs for two hours before their flight, light matches at the same time&nbsp; Methane + lit match= no good !

ralphbxny
12-06-2006, 01:02 PM
I hate to admit this but god this is funny as hell!