If you had 24 hrs left on Earth

[lintpit]

<p><em><font size="3">If you had 24 hrs, from right now, what would you do and who would you see?</font></em></p><p><em><font size="3">Me? I'd take the kids to Chuck E Cheese.[just a first thought].</font></em></p>

[DarkHippie]

I will finish the game

[lleeder]

Listen to Ron an Fez while I eat a steak off a hookers head.

[Don Stugots]

ronfez.net orgy.&nbsp; so that i can finally have gvac and horsepants naked at the same time.&nbsp; oops, i meant Tenacious C and Winnie.

[lintpit]

<em><font face="courier new,courier" size="3">Stu...you slay me . Very funny stuff!</font></em>

[tele7]

<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0797150/"><strong>Carney</strong></a>: I'd sing at Radio City Music Hall, my own spot. In the audience are five thousand screaming, gorgeous girls and every one of them wants me. And there's one man, the president of Decca Records, and he wants to give me a big contract, and I have to make a choice. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281074/">Selridge</a></strong>: [<em class="fine">whispering</em>] Take the record contract. I would take the record contract. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0797150/">Carney</a></strong>: Right. Right, I'd take the record contract. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281074/">Selridge</a></strong>: Ha! Moron! He coulda humped five thousand girls and now he's got a record contract that ain't worth shit!

[keithy_19]

<p>I'd go for a walk in New York City with my family and girl friend. Then I'd go to a good italian restaurant, order great chicken parm, then go and make love with my girl friend all night. Drink fine wine, and fall asleep happy. Forever!</p>

[led37zep]

Two chicks at the same time.

[torker]

Sleep.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>get a nice haircut and a hot shave at the barber. have a nice meal with a nice bottle of wine.&nbsp; tell my girls i love e'm and give them a big hug.&nbsp;then go for a ride in a brand new cadillac with leather interior on an empty highway with the breeze running through my hair listening to lightning crashes and then dying as the car comes to a slow stop in an empty field</p>

[K.C.]

I'd sleep in.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I have two lists. </p><p>The ones on the first list get fucked. </p><p>The ones on the second list get the shit kicked out of them.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've been trying to come up with ways of combining the two lists, but frankly I'm not that kinky. &nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have two lists. </p><p>The ones on the first list get fucked. </p><p>The ones on the second list get the shit kicked out of them.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've been trying to come up with ways of combining the two lists, but frankly I'm not that kinky. </p><p>&nbsp;i am.&nbsp; punch some chick that you are bangin in the t_t. </p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Dude, I am always running late... I am going to need at least 26 or 27 hours.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I would plant a tree.</font></strong>

[TheGameHHH]

id make sure id tell everyone thats important to me in my life that i love them, then id go beat the shit out of someone i didnt like, then get an amazing dinner, get laid and go to bed.

[Andomray]

I'd cure cancer.ÿ And AIDS.ÿ Because I know how to do both, but I'm just lazy.

[A.J.]

<p>I'd perform a tribute to Charles Whitman.</p><p><em>&quot;Any of you ladies know who Charles Whitman was?&quot;</em></p>

[CaptClown]

I would spend a couple of hours riding a motorcycle through VA at a high speed. Then I would spend couple of hours with a pornstar or 2. After that I'l probably get msrried. <strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>&quot;Any of you ladies know who Charles Whitman was?&quot;</em></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>&quot;He was the guy that shot all those people in Texas, Sir!&quot;</em> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CaptClown on 12-5-06 @ 9:33 AM</span>

[Marc with a c]

i would definately have a milkshake at one point.

[CaptClown]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i would definately have a milkshake at one point.<p>&nbsp;Will it bring all the boys to the yard? </p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>CaptClown</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i would definately have a milkshake at one point. <p>&nbsp;Will it bring all the boys to the yard? </p><p>probably.</p>

[TheVHD]

I would go to my girlfriend's and bang her repeatedly and tell her I love her... then... I would go home and bang my wife repeatedly and tell her I love her.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CaptClown</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i would definately have a milkshake at one point. <p> Will it bring all the boys to the yard? </p><p>probably.</p><p>&nbsp;oh, there is no probably about it.&nbsp; your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, dammit right. </p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CaptClown</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i would definately have a milkshake at one point. <p>Will it bring all the boys to the yard? </p><p>probably.</p><p>&nbsp;oh, there is no probably about it.&nbsp; your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, dammit right. </p><p>well i am apparently a pretty boy.</p>

[TheVHD]

I would go to my girlfriend's and bang her repeatedly and tell her I love her... then... I would go home and bang my wife repeatedly and tell her I love her.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CaptClown</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i would definately have a milkshake at one point. <p>Will it bring all the boys to the yard? </p><p>probably.</p><p> oh, there is no probably about it. your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, dammit right. </p><p>well i am apparently a pretty boy.</p><p>&nbsp;i didnt mean that in a bad way.&nbsp; i just meant that you are a pretty boy.&nbsp; with your Opie like good looks and tight metro sexual shirts.&nbsp; see, you're pretty.&nbsp; a pretty boy. &nbsp; </p>

[Marc with a c]

i hate myself right now.&nbsp; i wish i only had one day left to live.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i hate myself right now. i wish i only had one day left to live.<p>&nbsp;oh pumpkin, dont feel like that.&nbsp; dont hate yourself for being beautiful</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i hate myself right now. i wish i only had one day left to live. <p>&nbsp;oh pumpkin, dont feel like that.&nbsp; dont hate yourself for being beautiful</p><p>I hope I get you for the secret santa. Be prepared for a nice new pair of shoes.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i hate myself right now. i wish i only had one day left to live. <p> oh pumpkin, dont feel like that. dont hate yourself for being beautiful</p><p>I hope I get you for the secret santa. Be prepared for a nice new pair of shoes. </p><p>&nbsp;i didnt sign up yet for it.&nbsp; i am on the fence about it.&nbsp; i could use a pair of new shoes, size 12.&nbsp; </p>

[MHasegawa]

rape and murder spree

[outlawfrank]

I wouls spike my vein and pump it full of &quot;H&quot;.&nbsp; Then try to rob a bank.&nbsp; Knowing that I was coming out of that building with my mini cannons blazing.&nbsp; If I knew I had only 24 hrs. left I am going to try to cut that down to 8.

[mikeyboy]

That would be a good time to do laundry.&nbsp; I'll bet the laundromats would be pretty much empty that day.

[SatCam]

If you had 24 hrs left on Earth

I'd end it sooner

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[Marc with a c]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />That would be a good time to do laundry.&nbsp; I'll bet the laundromats would be pretty much empty that day. <p>it isn't everyone dying that day, it's just you.</p><p>you don't send your laundry out?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />That would be a good time to do laundry. I'll bet the laundromats would be pretty much empty that day. <p>it isn't everyone dying that day, it's just you.</p><p>you don't send your laundry out?</p><p>&nbsp;with all the moeny he makes, you would think that he would use a service.&nbsp; cheapskate. </p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>Viagra and call every chick I know and then wind up jerkin off when no one calls back.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Is it just me thats gonna die, or is the whole world coming to an end? Because if the world is going to end, and that big boulide is due to make impact in 24 hours, I think I'll just grab a big bucket of popcorn and watch everyone else flip out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-7-06 @ 7:29 PM</span>

[boeman]

<p>go to Walmart... every minute I'm in that hellhole it feels like an eternity...</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd perform a tribute to Charles Whitman.</p><p><em>&quot;Any of you ladies know who Charles Whitman was?&quot;</em></p><p>I've changed my mind.&nbsp; I think I'd gorge myself on trans fats.&nbsp; Up yours, Bloomberg!</p>

[Bob Impact]

<p>One word:</p><p>Rampage.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[boeman]

<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><p>One word:</p><p>Rampage.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ooo... that's a fun game.</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

drink beer and smoke pot.

[nate1000]

<p><span class="name"><font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000">Only one thought: </font></span></p><p><span class="name"><font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000">Reilly's big-girl panties. </font></span></p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><p>One word:</p><p>Rampage.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ooo... that's a fun game.</p><p>&nbsp;Perfect.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>nate1000</strong> wrote:<br /><p><span class="name"><font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000">Only one thought: </font></span></p><p><span class="name"><font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000">Reilly's big-girl panties. </font></span></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>remember that?&nbsp; LOL</p>

[SatCam]

speedballs and hookers

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[Doctor Manhattan]

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