Rachel Ray is everywhere.

[LordJezo]

<p>I can't handle it.</p><p>It started out as an odd FHM photo shoot to go along with that Food Network show but it's grown into an empire. </p><p>I turn on the TV in the morning and there she is on some Ritz cracker commercial.&nbsp; I go to the store and she's on magazine covers, on boxes of food, cooking books.&nbsp; I go to department stores in the mall and there she is on a line of pots and pans.&nbsp; I come home and turn on the TV again and see her talk show being pushed.&nbsp; I go to people's houses and I see Rachel Ray's face on things on their coffee table. &nbsp;</p><p><br />Everywhere.&nbsp; It's Rachel Ray.&nbsp; All day.&nbsp; All night.&nbsp; She needs to be stopped.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2006/rachelrayid2.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>She is getting over exposed now.</p><p>I don't mind seeing her on TV, she's easy on the eyes.&nbsp; I don't really care about her talk show though.&nbsp; I guess for people who watch TV she's everywhere.</p>

[Don Stugots]

her show is better if you turn the sound off.

[SatCam]

fucking cunt

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />fucking cunt <p><img src="http://www.epa.gov/region7/images/bullhorn.gif" border="0" width="172" height="153" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WOAH!!!!!</p>

[Sheeplovr]

shes on my triscuit and wheat thins boxens<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />shes on my triscuit and wheat thins boxens<br /><p>Yes.&nbsp; She was on a box of Parmesean and Basil Wheat Thins I recently bought too.&nbsp; It was nice to see her on the box, but I started to notice her over saturation in the media.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/52484/currentpage/5/page/Rachel_Ray.htm#bottom" title="She's everywhere on this board, too">She's everywhere on this board, too</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://schestowitz.com/IMG/blog/lock.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="169" />&nbsp;</p>

[LordJezo]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/52484/currentpage/5/page/Rachel_Ray.htm#bottom" title="She's everywhere on this board, too">She's everywhere on this board, too</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://schestowitz.com/IMG/blog/lock.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="169" /> </p><p>&nbsp;Damn that search engine!&nbsp; I tried twice and got nothing.</p>

[torker]

<strong>LordJezo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Everywhere.&nbsp; It's Rachel Ray.&nbsp; All day.&nbsp; All night.&nbsp; She needs to<font face="arial black,avant garde">rker's cock</font>&nbsp;<strike>be stopped.</strike></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i.ivillage.com/E/052305/E_Carpet_Rachael_136.jpg" border="0" width="136" height="136" /></p>

[Gvac]

<p>I say you leave this thread up until spot can see it. </p><p>I understand he's crazy about her.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gvac on 11-26-06 @ 7:59 PM</span>

[torker]

<p><img src="http://kitchen.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/2006_05_01-Rachel-Ray.jpg" border="0" width="215" height="219" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ketv.com/2006/0619/9394090_240X180.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="180" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.guardedlyoptimistic.com/uploaded_images/rachel_ray-717593.jpg" border="0" width="269" height="400" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>[QUOTE]</p><p><span class="bodytext">Kitchen queen <strong>Rachael Ray </strong>has more to worry about than whether her meat loaf is burning now that another woman is claiming that she carried on a kinky, five-year affair with Ray's husband. </span></p><p>Walz alleges that the 39-year-old lawyer and musician shelled out cash for her to spit in his face, rub her bare feet on his face and other gamy rituals. </p><p>The 30-year-old Florida woman contends that they met outside a lesbian bar in New York's West Village in 2000. That night, she said, Cusimano paid Walz and three friends $20 to spit in his face. &quot;He even took pictures of us doing it,&quot; she tells the tab. </p><p>Walz said they continued to meet at her apartment and the apartment he shared at the time with Ray, 38. </p><p>&quot;Sometimes he'd be naked,&quot; she claims. &quot;I always kept my clothes on. </p><p>&quot;John paid me up to $500 for a session,&quot; she claims. &quot;We'd often have sessions at least twice a month &hellip; I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused.&quot; </p><p>She also alleges, &quot;Sometimes John would<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/471999p-397161c.html"> buy marijuana</a> or cocaine and we'd use it together.&quot; </p><p>[QUOTE]</p>

[spot]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I say you leave this thread up until spot can see it. </p><p>I understand he's crazy about her. </p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Gvac on 11-26-06 @ 7:59 PM</span><p>&nbsp;Thanks, Gvac..what a pal. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Okay it can come down now. &nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>OK, this isn't Rachel Ray, but she looks alot like her (if she had huge tits and a few well placed tatoos)<br /> </p><p><a href="http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/pps=comein/" title="Karma NSFW ">Karma NSFW&nbsp;</a></p>

[Mgmt.Dan]

Has anyone ever noticed that the size and shape of a womans mouth corresponds exactly to her box? I will give this over 99% accuracy in my experience- a womans lips and mouth give a nearly identical preview as to the size, shape and overall personality of her vag. Now look at those pics pf Rachel Ray and tell me what a carnivorous monster she must have in her pants...

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Mgmt.Dan</strong> wrote:<br />Has anyone ever noticed that the size and shape of a womans mouth corresponds exactly to her box? I will give this over 99% accuracy in my experience- a womans lips and mouth give a nearly identical preview as to the size, shape and overall personality of her vag. Now look at those pics pf Rachel Ray and tell me what a carnivorous monster she must have in her pants... <p>you just reminded me of a similar curiosity i had many years ago:</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/10552/page/Does_the_color_of_your.htm">matching lip color</a></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Mgmt.Dan</strong> wrote:<br />Has anyone ever noticed that the size and shape of a womans mouth corresponds exactly to her box? I will give this over 99% accuracy in my experience- a womans lips and mouth give a nearly identical preview as to the size, shape and overall personality of her vag. Now look at those pics pf Rachel Ray and tell me what a carnivorous monster she must have in her pants... <p>you just reminded me of a similar curiosity i had many years ago:</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/10552/page/Does_the_color_of_your.htm">matching lip color</a></p><p>you know Funk, reading Mgmt. Dan's post then reading your post then going into the link and reading what everyone wrote made me feel like i was in a&nbsp;flashback from The Family Guy. I dont know why, but it just did.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p>

[Gaia]

In the beginning it didnt bother me, but now; it's just too much. She's everywhere!!!!!!!

[Landblast]

<em>the other day i had a flat, and she showed up out of nowhere and changed it. helpful but, yes annoying.</em>

[reillyluck]

I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise?

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">Graham Cracker Boxen</font>

[PapaBear]

It's time for Skid Roper &amp; Mojo Nixon to make a comeback.

[Uncle Smokey]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, dipshit</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice!&nbsp; i never seen reilly fight with anyone...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, dipshit</p><p>who you calling dipshit<strong>??????</strong>who the fuck uses the word dipshit anyway<strong>?????????</strong> and besides who the fuck was talking to you in the first place mr. defensive<strong>????????&nbsp;</strong>&nbsp; i was being cute with my friend mr. funkman and you had to be the &quot;dont get the joke guy&quot;.&nbsp; and thats ms. dipshit to you<strong>!!!!!!!</strong></p><p>EDIT: reeshy emotions</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-28-06 @ 11:33 PM</span>

[johnniewalker]

<p>Looks like someone needs to make a public apology.</p><p><font face="verdana" size="0" color="black"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/75/topic/54113/page/public_apology.htm" title="public apology "> public apology&nbsp; </a></font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-28-06 @ 11:34 PM</span>

[SinA]

<strong>Mgmt.Dan</strong> wrote:<br />Has anyone ever noticed that the size and shape of a womans mouth corresponds exactly to her box? I will give this over 99% accuracy in my experience- a womans lips and mouth give a nearly identical preview as to the size, shape and overall personality of her vag. Now look at those pics pf Rachel Ray and tell me what a carnivorous monster she must have in her pants... <p>best first post ever.</p><p>mgmt.Dan aka suggums.</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Mgmt.Dan</strong> wrote:<br />Has anyone ever noticed that the size and shape of a womans mouth corresponds exactly to her box? I will give this over 99% accuracy in my experience- a womans lips and mouth give a nearly identical preview as to the size, shape and overall personality of her vag. Now look at those pics pf Rachel Ray and tell me what a carnivorous monster she must have in her I pants... <p>best first post ever.</p><p>mgmt.Dan aka suggums.</p><p>&nbsp;I have to go do some research on this one. </p>

[Uncle Smokey]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice!&nbsp; i never seen reilly fight with anyone...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I'd explain it to her if she were really interested in the depth and majesty of Rachel Ray.&nbsp; But I can tell by the tone of her question that she's just another asshole looking to start trouble&nbsp; Shit, I could say that I flip around the TV dial and all the other cooking hosts look gay and bland and pointless, but I keep my opinion to myself and don't come on here looking to start fights.&nbsp; Don't defend her Funk, it's beneath you.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice!&nbsp; i never seen reilly fight with anyone...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I'd explain it to her if she were really interested in the depth and majesty of Rachel Ray.&nbsp; But I can tell by the tone of her question that she's just another asshole looking to start trouble&nbsp; Shit, I could say that I flip around the TV dial and all the other cooking hosts look gay and bland and pointless, but I keep my opinion to myself and don't come on here looking to start fights.&nbsp; Don't defend her Funk, it's beneath you.</p><p>seriously, what kind of person are you?&nbsp; i mean, what the fuck are you thinking? you're attacking me because of Rachel Ray? and what do you mean the tone of my question?&nbsp; you call me one word &quot;dipshit&quot; and it tells me that&nbsp;you're just some dumb hick who cant take a joke that wasnt even referenced to you? it had nothing to do with Rachel Ray you idiot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<img src="http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~kate/images/boy%20eating%20popcorn.jpg" border="0" width="159" height="170" />

[Uncle Smokey]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice!&nbsp; i never seen reilly fight with anyone...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I'd explain it to her if she were really interested in the depth and majesty of Rachel Ray.&nbsp; But I can tell by the tone of her question that she's just another asshole looking to start trouble&nbsp; Shit, I could say that I flip around the TV dial and all the other cooking hosts look gay and bland and pointless, but I keep my opinion to myself and don't come on here looking to start fights.&nbsp; Don't defend her Funk, it's beneath you.</p><p>seriously, what kind of person are you?&nbsp; i mean, what the fuck are you thinking? you're attacking me because of Rachel Ray? and what do you mean the tone of my question?&nbsp; you call me one word &quot;dipshit&quot; and it tells me that&nbsp;you're just some dumb hick who cant take a joke that wasnt even referenced to you? it had nothing to do with Rachel Ray you idiot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't care what you were &quot;referencing&quot; when you wrote it, you were disrespectful to Rachel Ray and I won't have it.&nbsp; Period.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice!&nbsp; i never seen reilly fight with anyone...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I'd explain it to her if she were really interested in the depth and majesty of Rachel Ray.&nbsp; But I can tell by the tone of her question that she's just another asshole looking to start trouble&nbsp; Shit, I could say that I flip around the TV dial and all the other cooking hosts look gay and bland and pointless, but I keep my opinion to myself and don't come on here looking to start fights.&nbsp; Don't defend her Funk, it's beneath you.</p><p>seriously, what kind of person are you?&nbsp; i mean, what the fuck are you thinking? you're attacking me because of Rachel Ray? and what do you mean the tone of my question?&nbsp; you call me one word &quot;dipshit&quot; and it tells me that&nbsp;you're just some dumb hick who cant take a joke that wasnt even referenced to you? it had nothing to do with Rachel Ray you idiot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't care what you were &quot;referencing&quot; when you wrote it, you were disrespectful to Rachel Ray and I won't have it.&nbsp; Period.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp; that has to be the cutest thing i've heard all night! you got a wittle cwush on wachel way?&nbsp; awwww!&nbsp; then im sowwy!&nbsp; if you were here right now i'd tussle your hair.....LOLOLOL</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice! i never seen reilly fight with anyone... </p><p>&nbsp;I have...</p><p>http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/pic.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice! i never seen reilly fight with anyone... </p><p>&nbsp;I have...</p><p><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/pic.jpg" border="0" width="563" height="472" />&nbsp;</p><p>youre the best johnnie!&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-29-06 @ 12:00 AM</span>

[Uncle Smokey]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called Rachel Ray? I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called singing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p>I could explain it to you, but I can tell that you're only posting in this thread to start some kinda fight, <strong>dipshit</strong></p><p>not nice!&nbsp; i never seen reilly fight with anyone...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I'd explain it to her if she were really interested in the depth and majesty of Rachel Ray.&nbsp; But I can tell by the tone of her question that she's just another asshole looking to start trouble&nbsp; Shit, I could say that I flip around the TV dial and all the other cooking hosts look gay and bland and pointless, but I keep my opinion to myself and don't come on here looking to start fights.&nbsp; Don't defend her Funk, it's beneath you.</p><p>seriously, what kind of person are you?&nbsp; i mean, what the fuck are you thinking? you're attacking me because of Rachel Ray? and what do you mean the tone of my question?&nbsp; you call me one word &quot;dipshit&quot; and it tells me that&nbsp;you're just some dumb hick who cant take a joke that wasnt even referenced to you? it had nothing to do with Rachel Ray you idiot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't care what you were &quot;referencing&quot; when you wrote it, you were disrespectful to Rachel Ray and I won't have it.&nbsp; Period.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp; that has to be the cutest thing i've heard all night! you got a wittle cwush on wachel way?&nbsp; awwww!&nbsp; then im sowwy!&nbsp; if you were here right now i'd tussle your hair.....LOLOLOL</p><p>I just respect the artistry that defines the entire Rachel Ray ouevre.&nbsp; Plainly you don't.&nbsp; But you don't see me coming on here disparaging cooking show hosts that you admire, with their art school haircuts and same shit recipes.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br />I just respect the artistry that defines the entire Rachel Ray ouevre.&nbsp; Plainly you don't.&nbsp; But you don't see me coming on here disparaging cooking show hosts that you admire, with their art school haircuts and same shit recipes.<p>here it is smokey.&nbsp; im once again going to tell you that it was a JOKE. i actually like Rachel Ray, well not as much as you do anyway...lol.&nbsp; i used one joke that everyone has been using and clearly YOU didnt get it and for that i apolgize. im sorry that you cant take a joke.&nbsp; i thought this was RONFEZ.NET.&nbsp; this is the last post im going to make about this because clearly ive wasted enough time on you, thankfully i havent stuck my head in the stove because of your stupidity.&nbsp;&nbsp;I think i know what the problem is.&nbsp; I made a joke about your icon, you&nbsp;noticed my&nbsp;You're a homo avatar and you immediatly assumed i dont like gay guys, but its ok Uncle Smokey you're ok in my book, really you are.&nbsp;remember: its only a&nbsp;&quot;joke&quot;.&nbsp; fairwell fairy! </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-29-06 @ 12:14 AM</span>

[Uncle Smokey]

&nbsp; i used one joke that everyone has been using and clearly YOU didnt get it and for that i apolgize. im sorry that you cant take a joke.&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-29-06 @ 12:14 AM</span> <p>I can't take a joke?&nbsp; Really?</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp; i used one joke that everyone has been using and clearly YOU didnt get it and for that i apolgize. im sorry that you cant take a joke.&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-29-06 @ 12:14 AM</span> <p>I can't take a joke?&nbsp; Really?</p><p>worst board character ever.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp; i used one joke that everyone has been using and clearly YOU didnt get it and for that i apolgize. im sorry that you cant take a joke.&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-29-06 @ 12:14 AM</span> <p>I can't take a joke?&nbsp; Really?</p><p>really</p>

[Uncle Smokey]

I was actually kinda calling back the origin of the joke... fine, fuck it, you win.&nbsp; Just don't say shit about Giada DeLaurentis and your aces in my book.

[suggums]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Mgmt.Dan</strong> wrote:<br />Has anyone ever noticed that the size and shape of a womans mouth corresponds exactly to her box? I will give this over 99% accuracy in my experience- a womans lips and mouth give a nearly identical preview as to the size, shape and overall personality of her vag. Now look at those pics pf Rachel Ray and tell me what a carnivorous monster she must have in her I pants... <p>best first post ever.</p><p>mgmt.Dan aka suggums.</p><p> I have to go do some research on this one. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i wish it was me.&nbsp; this has proven quite true though, now that i think about all my previous lady friends i was intimate with.&nbsp; theres maybe one that didnt fit the mold but she was the most worn out </p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br />I was actually kinda calling back the origin of the joke... fine, fuck it, you win.&nbsp; Just don't say shit about Giada DeLaurentis and your aces in my book. <p>deal...lol</p>

[suggums]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br /> i used one joke that everyone has been using and clearly YOU didnt get it and for that i apolgize. im sorry that you cant take a joke. <p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-29-06 @ 12:14 AM</span> <p>I can't take a joke? Really?</p><p>worst board character ever.</p><p>&nbsp;for serious. fucking give it up, or i will kill you and YES THIS IS A THREAT</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited"><font face="Courier New" size="2"><p><font size="1">RACHAEL IS EVERYWHERE</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">When I look out into your eyes out there,</font></p><p><font size="1">When I look out into your faces,</font></p><p><font size="1">You know what I see?</font></p><p><font size="1">I see a little bit of Rachael</font></p><p><font size="1">In each and every one of you out there.</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Lemme tell ya... </font></p><p><font size="1">Weeeeeeeeeellllllll... </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">(CHORUS)</font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is everywhere </font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is everything </font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is everybody </font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is still the Queen </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Man o man </font></p><p><font size="1">What I want you to see </font></p><p><font size="1">Is that the big R's </font></p><p><font size="1">Inside of you and me </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is everywhere, man! </font></p><p><font size="1">She's in everything. </font></p><p><font size="1">She's in everybody... </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is in your jeans.</font></p><p><font size="1">She's in your cheesburgers </font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is in Nutty Buddies! </font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is in your mom! </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">She's in everybody. </font></p><p><font size="1">She's in the young, the old, </font></p><p><font size="1">the fat, the skinny, </font></p><p><font size="1">the white, the black </font></p><p><font size="1">the brown and the blue </font></p><p><font size="1">people got Rachael in 'em too </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Rachael is in everybody out there. </font></p><p><font size="1">Everybody's got Rachael in them! </font></p><p><font size="1">Everybody except one person that is... </font></p><p><font size="1">Yeah, one person! </font></p><p><font size="1">The evil opposite of Rachael. </font></p><p><font size="1">The Anti-Rachael </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Anti-Rachael got no Rachel in 'em, </font></p><p><font size="1">lemme tell ya. </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Michael J. Fox has no Rachael in him. </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">And Rachael is in Joan Rivers </font></p><p><font size="1">but she's trying to get out, man! </font></p><p><font size="1">She's trying to get out! </font></p><p><font size="1">Listen up Joanie Baby! </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">(CHORUS)</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Man o man What I want you to see </font></p><p><font size="1">Is that the big R's </font></p><p><font size="1">Inside of you and me </font></p><p><font size="1">Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon </font></p><p><font size="1">out there in the world. </font></p><p><font size="1">Lot of things people say </font></p><p><font size="1">What the heck's going on? </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Let me tell ya! </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Who built the pyramids? </font></p><p><font size="1">RACHAEL! </font></p><p><font size="1">Who built Stonehenge? </font></p><p><font size="1">RACHAEL! </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">Yeah, man you see guys </font></p><p><font size="1">walking down the street </font></p><p><font size="1">pushing shopping carts </font></p><p><font size="1">and you think they're talking to allah, </font></p><p><font size="1">they're talking to themself. </font></p><p><font size="1">Man, no they're talking to RACHAEL! </font></p><p><font size="1">RACHAEL! RACHAEL! </font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p><p><font size="1">You know whats going on i

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<p>who you calling dipshit<strong>??????</strong>who the fuck uses the word dipshit anyway<strong>?????????</strong> and besides who the fuck was talking to you in the first place mr. defensive<strong>???????? </strong> i was being cute with my friend mr. funkman and you had to be the &quot;dont get the joke guy&quot;. and thats ms. dipshit to you<strong>!!!!!!!</strong></p><p>EDIT: reeshy emotions</p><span class="post_edited"></span> Awww. Thats so sweet of you. Especially for those of us . . that miss . . . (*chokes up*) . . . that miss him so much! (*sobs uncontrollably*) Thank you Sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-29-06 @ 7:01 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<p>who you calling dipshit<strong>??????</strong>who the fuck uses the word dipshit anyway<strong>?????????</strong> and besides who the fuck was talking to you in the first place mr. defensive<strong>???????? </strong> i was being cute with my friend mr. funkman and you had to be the &quot;dont get the joke guy&quot;. and thats ms. dipshit to you<strong>!!!!!!!</strong></p><p>EDIT: reeshy emotions</p><span class="post_edited"></span> Awww. Thats so sweet of you. Especially for those of us . . that miss . . . (*chokes up*) . . . that miss him so much! (*sobs uncontrollably*) Thank you Sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <span class="post_edited"></span> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-29-06 @ 7:01 PM</span><p>&nbsp;she is great isnt she?&nbsp; she is cute too.&nbsp; when she goes to Midevle Times, she wears a crown on her head and gets turkey drunk.&nbsp; it is adorable. &nbsp; </p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Looks like everyone doesn't love Rachel!</font></p><p><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/">http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/</a></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote: <p>who you calling dipshit<strong>??????</strong>who the fuck uses the word dipshit anyway<strong>?????????</strong> and besides who the fuck was talking to you in the first place mr. defensive<strong>???????? </strong>i was being cute with my friend mr. funkman and you had to be the &quot;dont get the joke guy&quot;. and thats ms. dipshit to you<strong>!!!!!!!</strong></p><p>EDIT: reeshy emotions</p><span class="post_edited"></span>Awww. Thats so sweet of you. Especially for those of us . . that miss . . . (*chokes up*) . . . that miss him so much! (*sobs uncontrollably*) Thank you Sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-29-06 @ 7:01 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;she is great isnt she?&nbsp; she is cute too.&nbsp; when she goes to Midevle Times, she wears a crown on her head and gets turkey drunk.&nbsp; it is adorable. &nbsp; </p><p>You like me, you really really like me!!!&nbsp; Thanks guys! Im tearing....awww!</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br />I was actually kinda calling back the origin of the joke... fine, fuck it, you win.&nbsp; Just don't say shit about Giada DeLaurentis and your aces in my book. <p>Sorry to say this, but Giada DeLaurentis is a hack and an idiot.&nbsp; The only reason she is on TV is because she is attractive (to <em>some</em> people).&nbsp; She can cook respectably well, but not enough to warrant her own show.</p><p>If she looked like one of the <em>Two Fat Ladies</em> from BBC/PBS, Giada would be out on the street.</p><p>As for Rachel Ray, I am strangely attracted to her.&nbsp; I don't really know why.&nbsp; I'm not usually into &quot;cutesy&quot; girls, but there is something about her that gets me going.</p><p><strong>And quit picking on Reilly!&nbsp; She is lovely, beautiful, an above such &quot;swine&quot; as you.</strong></p><p>(shakes fist at Smokey)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 11-29-06 @ 10:13 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OK, this isn't Rachel Ray, but she looks alot like her (if she had huge tits and a few well placed tatoos)</p><p><u>Karma NSFW</u>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks for the link Bulldog.&nbsp; I now have a half dozen windows open touting various porn chicks and sites.&nbsp; My chick is <em>thrilled</em>.</p><p>(shakes fist at Bulldog)</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Uncle Smokey</strong> wrote:<br />I was actually kinda calling back the origin of the joke... fine, fuck it, you win.&nbsp; Just don't say shit about Giada DeLaurentis and your aces in my book. <p>Sorry to say this, but Giada DeLaurentis is a hack and an idiot.&nbsp; The only reason she is on TV is because she is attractive (to <em>some</em> people).&nbsp; She can cook respectably well, but not enough to warrant her own show.</p><p>If she looked like one of the <em>Two Fat Ladies</em> from BBC/PBS, Giada would be out on the street.</p><p>As for Rachel Ray, I am strangely attracted to her.&nbsp; I don't really know why.&nbsp; I'm not usually into &quot;cutesy&quot; girls, but there is something about her that gets me going.</p><p><strong>And quit picking on Reilly!&nbsp; She is lovely, beautiful, an above such &quot;swine&quot; as you.</strong></p><p>(shakes fist at Smokey)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MadMatt on 11-29-06 @ 10:13 PM</span> </p><p>thanks for having my back matt!&nbsp; I think i handled myself pretty good with this guy...LOL&nbsp; dont ya think?</p><p>(shakes fist at Smokey) I cant stop laughing at this....thanks!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ToLEEdo]

<p>Does anyone else think it is weird that everyone describes there attraction to Rachel Ray as oddly and weirdly</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I agree I have a strange attraction to her too. But why can't anyone just be attracted to her.&nbsp; IMO it has to be that weird personality, just wanted to know what everyone else thought.&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Looks like everyone doesn't love Rachel!</font></p><p><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/">http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/</a></p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/55055476/11551941" border="0" />&nbsp;Whoever made this pic is a genius.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>