your name if you were the opposite sex

[reillyluck]

<p>On thanksgiving my mother told me that if i were a boy my name would be Elvis.&nbsp; Ugggh!&nbsp; what would your name name be if you had been the opposite sex?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-25-06 @ 4:38 PM</span>

[lintpit]

<p>If I had been a girl it would have been &quot;Christy Sue&quot;. My kid sister ended up being Suzie Christina.</p><p>I can't believe mom and pops were stoners!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lintpit on 11-25-06 @ 4:41 PM</span>

[outlawfrank]

If I had been a girl my name would have been Susie, named after my dad's second dog.&nbsp; He wanted to name me Freckles, named after his first but my mom wouldn't allow that.

[lleeder]

Lita

[alwat]

My name if I was a girl would have been alberta

[Don Stugots]

my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy.&nbsp; I have no idea why though.

[lintpit]

<strong>alwat</strong> wrote:<br />My name if I was a girl would have been alberta <p>Great name Alberta. Lost my virginity to an Alberta. 1986.&quot;those were the days..&quot;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy.&nbsp; I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have bee Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy.&nbsp; I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have bee Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p><p>and your name would have been???? </p>

[Yerdaddy]

<img src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/candy/yamama.JPG" border="0" width="500" height="375" />

[chili_chest]

chestina

[FezPaul]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy.&nbsp; I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have bee Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p><p>and your name would have been???? </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">FezPaula.</font></strong></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">BasementFish.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I have no idea. I'm an only child, so I don't have a sister to go by.</font></em></strong></p>

[Tall_James]

Tall Jane

[reillyluck]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy.&nbsp; I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have bee Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p><p>and your name would have been???? </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">FezPaula.</font></strong></p><p>Thought so....lol</p>

[DarkHippie]

Carrie Ann.&nbsp; I don't have a joke to go with that

[cozzie]

<p>mine wouldhave been Jamie Norton.</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>My parents' first child was a girl named Christina. She died after a few weeks.</p><p>4 kids later, I guess they had either run out of names or were too lazy to ask for suggestions.&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

Wendy

[Marc with a c]

i should be marcia.

[ShelleBink]

duno about opposite sex, but i was close to being named &quot;Mary Ellen&quot; which makes me puke in my mouth a lil each time.

[tele7]

Sue

[Febreeze]

<font size="2">Sarah in real life &amp; Febreeza on RF.net<br /></font>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>alwat</strong> wrote:<br />My name if I was a girl would have been alberta <p>Great name Alberta. Lost my virginity to an Alberta. 1986.&quot;those were the days..&quot;</p><p>I lost my viginity <strong>in</strong> Alberta. And yes, those Were the days</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd want an equally akward name for a white girl as I do for a white guy who's traits favor the European side of his genes.

[lintpit]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>alwat</strong> wrote:<br />My name if I was a girl would have been alberta <p>Great name Alberta. Lost my virginity to an Alberta. 1986.&quot;those were the days..&quot;</p><p>I lost my viginity <strong>in</strong> Alberta. And yes, those Were the days</p><p>nice try in Alberta or rather to Alberta...in Washington,Dc.</p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<p>&nbsp; my name would have been dean phillip bradley</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img src="http://www.osceolafootball.com/images/stephanie.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="432" />&nbsp;</p><p>And I'd be this damn sexy!</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.osceolafootball.com/images/stephanie.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="432" />&nbsp;</p><p>And I'd be this damn sexy!</p><p>that name is hot *wink*wink*</p>

[grlNIN]

No idea but i know my mother wanted to name me Scarlett, my dad refused.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Michelle</p><p>my mom had 5 boys and always wanted the girl. she would have named her michelle...&nbsp; eventually i as able to give her a granddaughter named michele</p>

[JazzyJames]

I don't really know what I would have been had I been born a woman, but my mother wanted to name me Amedeo and my dad wanted to name me Seamus.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Peter

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Peter <p>nothing could be sweeter&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[K.C.]

Sadly, Kyle is a unisex name so it'd be the same. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" width="18" height="18" />

[Badinia]

<p>Since my parents were hella-religious and I was the first child, and assumed to be male, my mother wanted to name me Adam.</p><p>When I came out wrong, my drugged-up momma told the nurse 'Adamette.'</p><p>So, as much as I bitch about being Virginia, it could have been much, much worse.</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Melissa, which they later used for my sister.</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy.&nbsp; I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have <font style="background-color: #ffff00">bee</font> Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p><p>what do i win?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.iol.ie/~aftereffects/Photos/Wildlife/Bee%202%20-%20AfterEffects.jpg" border="0" width="768" height="530" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 11-27-06 @ 3:22 PM</span>

[BeerBandit]

<p>White Wine Spritzer Bandit.</p><p>As a girl I would've been Rosemary (Good and Catholic) after my Mother (Rose) and paternal Grandmother (Mary).&nbsp; They even had a Christmas stocking for the name and hung it well into my teens.&nbsp; Instead I was dubbed Mark Anthony and my paternal and maternal Grandfathers respectively. </p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Norah (after my mum).</font></p><p><font size="2">But I'm glad I'm not a woman or else I'd just sit around all day playing with my breasts.</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy. I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have <font style="background-color: #ffff00">bee</font> Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p><p>what do i win?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.iol.ie/~aftereffects/Photos/Wildlife/Bee%202%20-%20AfterEffects.jpg" border="0" width="768" height="530" /></p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by douggrasso on 11-27-06 @ 3:22 PM</span><p>&nbsp;nice catch.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />my name if i was a girl would have been Cindy. I have no idea why though. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And horsepants would have been Jan, and reeshy would have <font style="background-color: #ffff00">bee</font> Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!</font></strong></p><p>what do i win?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.iol.ie/~aftereffects/Photos/Wildlife/Bee%202%20-%20AfterEffects.jpg" border="0" width="768" height="530" /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by douggrasso on 11-27-06 @ 3:22 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;nice catch.</p>&nbsp;thanks, wonder if anyone will give me a prize?<p>&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

sr71blackbertha

[keithy_19]

Carrie.

[Hottub]

Twattub.

[DreamWeaver]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br />Carrie Ann.&nbsp; I don't have a joke to go with that <p>That was my first Cabbage Patch kid's name!</p><p>I was supposed to be Rocco. Instead I'm Gina Marie. We're not Italian or anything. </p>

[feralBoy]

<p>My mom was going to name me brandine.&nbsp; She thought I was going to be a girl for her whole pregnancy.&nbsp; Supposedly my mom can tell the sex of a baby by the heartbeat, and when she was in labor, she asked the doctor what my heartbeat was, and the doctor told her, and she screamed &quot;OH NO! It's a boy!&quot;&nbsp; </p>

[AKA]

Andrea - after my grandfather &quot;Andrew&quot;

[boeman]

<p>I don't know what my first name would've been, but my middle name would've been the same as my older sister and Grandmother... Elizabeth</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'd probably still&nbsp;go by&nbsp;Boe, though.</p>