View Full Version : Mother F**king Sex Polls!!!
PapaBear
11-22-2006, 09:39 PM
<p>I hate to perpetuate the stupidity, but that's what I do. How many mothers have you had sex with?</p><p>Clarification...</p><p> They have to have been mothers (or fathers, for the ladies on the board) BEFORE your most recent sexual experience. It doesn't matter if your first time with this person, was pre-child, but they must have had a child at some point before the last time the two of you had sex.</p><p> Are you a Mother (or Father) F**ker?</p><p> </p><p>*edit* I'm adding the option for virgin.</p><span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 11-23-06 @ 2:06 AM</span>
Fez4PrezN2008
11-22-2006, 09:39 PM
Pee in my butt
fohat
11-22-2006, 09:45 PM
wtf i need to go to bed... beleted
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fohat on 11-23-06 @ 1:45 AM</span>
Team_Ramrod
11-22-2006, 09:46 PM
<p>1st one was 7 years ago, I was 20 she was 30. Her son played on the hockey team I was coaching.</p><p>2nd one was my wife.</p><p>3rd one was a chick after my wife (girlfriend at the time) split up for a few months</p><p>There may be more but I'd have to remember their names to find out if they are mothers now.</p><p>So... I, Ramrod, am a motherfucker!</p>
PapaBear
11-22-2006, 09:48 PM
<p>There may be more but I'd have to remember their names to find out if they are mothers now</p><p>It doesn't count, if they became moms after you had sex with them for the last time.</p>
FezPaul
11-22-2006, 10:00 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">"Welfare mothers/Make better lovers..."</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.matthewstamand.com/soundroom/images/rustneversleepslive.jpg" border="0" width="301" height="300" /></p>
spoon
11-23-2006, 12:55 AM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />There may be more but I'd have to remember their names to find out if they are mothers now <p>It doesn't count, if they became moms after you had sex with them for the last time.</p><p>WOW, can you word this in a more confusing way please!? Holy fuck. You mean only count women who had kids before you had sex with them right? If so I'm at one.</p>
PapaBear
11-23-2006, 01:27 AM
<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />There may be more but I'd have to remember their names to find out if they are mothers now <p>It doesn't count, if they became moms after you had sex with them for the last time.</p><p>WOW, can you word this in a more confusing way please!? Holy fuck. You mean only count women who had kids before you had sex with them right? If so I'm at one.</p><p>I intended to say, "It doesn't count if they became moms/dads after you had sex with them, and you haven't had sex with them, since."</p>
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