I am so ashamed

[Judge Smails]

<p>I just drank an entire quart of egg nog and rum by myself.&nbsp; My wife got it for tomorrow.&nbsp; Man is she going to be pissed.&nbsp; Also disturbed and disgusted. Lay your abuse on me. I deserve it.&nbsp; I'm worthless and weak.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

If you're too tanked to drive to the store then you'd better walk so you can get more, otherwise <font size="5">YOU WILL RUIN THANKSGIVING !!!</font>

[lindak]

<p>Thats pretty funny.&nbsp; I happen to love egg nog and rum and could easily do that myself.</p><p>Dont beat yourself up.&nbsp; Offer to get more in the morning.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>There's no way I can make it out tonight.&nbsp; I'm going to have to make an excuse to go out tomorrow and the hopefully be able to sneak it into the house before she realizs it's missing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Try not to think about puking.</font></strong>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Just fill the jug back with regular milk, add some lemon juice, and then blame her for buying soured egg nog and trying to poison you. You gotta just turn these situations in your favor.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Try not to think about puking.</font></strong> <p>Did I mention that I also have a slight lactose intollerance?&nbsp; </p><p>Between that and the hangover it looks like its going to be an interseting Thanksgiving for me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Try not to think about puking.</font></strong> <p>FezPaul is right. </p><p>Don't think about PUKING!</p><p>PUKING is the last thing you want to do.</p><p>For God's sake, DON'T PUKE!</p><p>PUKING would be a PUKEY thing to do.</p><p>Even thinking about PUKING might make you PUKE!</p>

[tele7]

<p>Puking might not be a bad idea.&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.buytikitorches.com/images/funnel-small_1.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="323" /></p><p>Just wake up before everyone else does and hit the store.&nbsp; </p>

[reeshy]

Just reading this story made me mess my pants....................

[fohat]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Just wake up before everyone else does and hit the store. </p><p>&nbsp;Are the liquer stores open on thanksgiving?&nbsp; If so, I remember something about grand monier and eggnog.&nbsp; but thats about all I remember!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>bu-dumpbump</p><p>whiz~&nbsp;</p>

[keithy_19]

I've never had egg nog. Rum is good though.

[spoon]

Come on man!&nbsp; If she doesn't get a chuckle out of this she's crazy.&nbsp; It's pretty easy to get another quart Thursday.&nbsp; Have someone come with a quart a don't let her know.

[Judge Smails]

<p>I don't know why I would Google puking.&nbsp; Maybe just punishing myself.</p><p><img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg" border="0" width="498" height="330" /></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Just don't think <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw4SjldiDT0">about</a> it too much...

[HeyGuy]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Try not to think about puking.</font></strong> <p>Did I mention that I also have a slight lactose intollerance?&nbsp; </p><p>Between that and the hangover it looks like its going to be an interseting Thanksgiving for me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You shouldnt be worried about her being mad, you should be more worried that your ass will be on fire soon.</p>

[tele7]

<p>At least he was smart enough not to wear pants.</p><p><img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg" border="0" width="498" height="330" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/69/Topic/49676/page/Am_I_a_bad_person_or_just_a_huge_sucker_.htm">This </a>is exactly why I'm drinking.&nbsp; Another holiday and another day of waiting hand and foot on my freeloading inlaws.

[FezPaul]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At least he was smart enough not to wear pants.</p><p><img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg" border="0" width="498" height="330" /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">He's just given up on pants.</font></strong></p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At least he was smart enough not to wear pants.</p><p><img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg" border="0" width="498" height="330" /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">He's just given up on pants.</font></strong></p><p>I guess I must have revrse beer goggles because I think that he is really a she.</p>

[Don Stugots]

i love you

[tele7]

<p>Don't sweat it Smails...I'll pick up some egg nog on the way to your house.</p><p><img src="http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/vacat/eddie_3.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i love you <p>I love you too, man (No homo)</p><p>But Allison Hanigan is cuter.&nbsp; She's on Conan right now.&nbsp; I'm thinking about maybe running a batch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[keithy_19]

Alisson Hannigan is so dreamy.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>my stomach just got full and upset thinking about drinking that much egg nog... </p><p>probably wouldn't upset rod stewart though...</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At least he was smart enough not to wear pants.</p><p><img src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg" border="0" width="498" height="330" /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">He's just given up on pants.</font></strong></p><p>I guess I must have revrse beer goggles because I think that he is really a she.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">It's just given up on gender.</font></strong></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Well, you'll all be happy to learn that Round one is over.&nbsp; Just took a nasty egg fart smelling diarhea.&nbsp; Surprisingly my stomach doen't feel that bad but my head is starting to spin.&nbsp; I'm turning in now.&nbsp; Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.&nbsp; And remember to pray for me tonight.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

Happy Thanksgiving to you as well JSmails.&nbsp; Don't shit the bed.

[reeshy]

<p>There are always these...........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.technicaldiving.de/Bilder/Windeln/Attends%20medium.jpg" border="0" width="366" height="356" />&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Serves you right, Smails.&nbsp; That rum'll kill ya.</p><p>I thought everybody knew Jack Daniels is the only acceptable additive to egg nog. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<p><font size="3">I think you should try to turn this into a positive.</font></p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p><font size="3">Do you want to represent RonFez.net in the O&amp;A eggnog drinking contest ?</font></p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p><img src="http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7391/eggnog14dz1.jpg" border="0" width="375" height="500" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 11-23-06 @ 3:03 PM</span>

[lleeder]

I was so happy to be drinking egg nog today after reading this thread I think I'll pass.

[reeshy]

Good one, Funkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[armedguard06]

<p>OH OH MY GODD...&nbsp; you found my exgirlfriend in the park... thanks i have to go run and pick her up..</p><p>HAPPY THANKSGIVING BUDDAYS</p>