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hereintheUK

11-22-2006, 07:49 AM

I was having some work done in my apartment and as I walked the guy out I uttered those words. "Have A Good Christmas" The douche chills are still parylizing. An uncomfortable sutuation for all.

A.J.

11-22-2006, 07:51 AM

Why?  Was the guy's name Muhammad?

hereintheUK

11-22-2006, 07:53 AM

well it's probably a little early for that kind of thing I think. I totally wanted to dig a whole and bury myself. He didn't know what to say I didn't know what to say. It was just awkward.

A.J.

11-22-2006, 08:01 AM

I remember when I was working at back in CT, Senator Lieberman came into the place during the holiday recess.  The stoner manager says to him "Howzit goin'?  Merry Christmas."  He just paused and said "Uh...thank you."

Don Stugots

11-22-2006, 08:02 AM

ever hear the "take luck" bit by Brain Regan?   one of my favs.  take a listen to it, you will feel better about your faux pah.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-22-2006, 08:14 AM

hereintheUK wrote: I was having some work done in my apartment and as I walked the guy out I uttered those words. "Have A Good Christmas" The douche chills are still parylizing. An uncomfortable sutuation for all. Did they wish you a happy boxing day back?

SatCam

11-22-2006, 09:18 AM

"Have A Good Christmas" The douche chills are still parylizing.

An uncomfortable sutuation for all.

Of course... we all know it's "Have a merry christmas"

ADF

11-22-2006, 06:25 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ever hear the "take luck" bit by Brain Regan? one of my favs. take a listen to it, you will feel better about your faux pah. My favorite part of that bit is the "You, too" section.  Like when the cab driver drops you off at the airport and he says, "Have a nice flight!" and you respond, "You, too!" I do that a lot at restaurants.  The waitress will bring my meal and say, "Have a nice dinner!""You, too!"

Don Stugots

11-22-2006, 06:27 PM

ADF wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: ever hear the "take luck" bit by Brain Regan? one of my favs. take a listen to it, you will feel better about your faux pah. My favorite part of that bit is the "You, too" section. Like when the cab driver drops you off at the airport and he says, "Have a nice flight!" and you respond, "You, too!" I do that a lot at restaurants. The waitress will bring my meal and say, "Have a nice dinner!""You, too!"  i do that too, then i chuckle to myself.

reeshy

11-22-2006, 06:42 PM

I thought in Limey town you say " Have a Happy Christmas"??????????

FezPaul

11-22-2006, 06:44 PM

reeshy wrote: I thought in Limey town you say " 'ave a 'appy Christmas"?????????? Fixed.

PapaBear

11-22-2006, 07:30 PM

Don't feel bad. I just started working some  day shifts after 5 years of nights. I'm constantly telling my customers to have a nice evening...  at 11 in the morning.

lleeder

11-22-2006, 07:32 PM

A.J. wrote: I remember when I was working at back in CT, Senator Lieberman came into the place during the holiday recess.  The stoner manager says to him "Howzit goin'?  Merry Christmas."  He just paused and said "Uh...thank you."Maybe the store manager though he was as open to changing his religion as he is his party.

Bob Impact

11-22-2006, 07:38 PM

Hey Hey, he didn't change he got kicked out.  We don't want him either.

PapaBear

11-22-2006, 07:39 PM

I just thought of another douche chill. I delivered a Greek pizza to someone. When I handed it to him, the box was all oily. Without thinking about it, I said, "Sorry. Greeks are greasy". That's when I looked up at him and saw the big bushy mustache... and the name plate on his door that ended in "opolis" or something like that.

torker

11-22-2006, 07:52 PM

hereintheUK wrote: An uncomfortable sutuation for all. It's a touchy sutuation!<img src="http://www.casinoconnectionac.com/img/483DDFB0-6240-EC93-8F62-8DDF1132110B/Diceman_Cometh.jpg" border="0" width="175" height="118" />

Krieger

11-22-2006, 07:53 PM

PapaBear wrote: I just thought of another douche chill. I delivered a Greek pizza to someone. When I handed it to him, the box was all oily. Without thinking about it, I said, "Sorry. Greeks are greasy". That's when I looked up at him and saw the big bushy mustache... and the name plate on his door that ended in "opolis" or something like that.LMFAO !!! thats great.