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Judge Smails

11-21-2006, 06:33 PM

My wife just asked me that.I may have to rethink my own marriage now.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 06:34 PM

cause he is GAY?

Bulldogcakes

11-21-2006, 06:36 PM

He was too busy with his career            in the bone smuggling business.

FezPaul

11-21-2006, 06:44 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: cause he is GAY? WHAT?!?!?!But he sang about chicks!!!

pennington

11-21-2006, 06:46 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: cause he is GAY? Just because you have sex with other men doesn't mean you're gay. Oh, wait, never mind...

INFOSTUD

11-21-2006, 07:13 PM

Anyone who asks "How Come Barry Manilow never married ?" isn't going to be at a Mensa Meeting anytime soon.  And if you have to ask "What's Mensa, then you'll never know.

FUNKMAN

11-21-2006, 07:16 PM

pussyhound

Judge Smails

11-21-2006, 07:29 PM

INFOSTUD wrote: Anyone who asks "How Come Barry Manilow never married ?" isn't going to be at a Mensa Meeting anytime soon.  And if you have to ask "What's Mensa, then you'll never know. Not to toot my own horn but, actually, I'm a member.  My wife on the other hand. . . . she's got a fine ass.

A.J.

11-22-2006, 05:52 AM

He was too busy writing the songs.

Marc with a c

11-22-2006, 05:53 AM

he doesn't live in jersey.

legroommusic

11-22-2006, 05:59 AM

his name was lola

badorties

11-22-2006, 06:03 AM

you think a guy that got real famous for being bette midler's piano player in a bathouse act would've settled down by now

Febreeze

11-22-2006, 06:09 AM

He gets too much pussy to settle down. Can't blame the guy.

KC2OSO

11-22-2006, 06:11 AM

He was a showgirl.

Recyclerz

11-22-2006, 06:20 AM

He has a fiance in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.  Everybody knows that.

Febreeze

11-22-2006, 06:24 AM

Why do people immediately think you're gay if you don't marry by your early sixties?    I felt gay going to BarryManilow.com to find out his age. UGHHHHH

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 06:34 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: cause he is GAY? you take that back!

Furtherman

11-22-2006, 09:10 AM

Ask Tony Benent.

fohat

11-22-2006, 09:11 AM

The day I found out that Barry Manilow did not write "I write the songs" was a dark day indeed.  I felt betrayed.  Plus he stole the award that was rightly Stephen Colbert's.  Or so I'm told.

JustJon

11-22-2006, 09:23 AM

Does she wonder why Liberace never married either?

fohat

11-22-2006, 09:23 AM

FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: cause he is GAY? WHAT?!?!?!But he sang about chicks!!!Chew on this, it's an excerpt of the original lyrics for "copacabanna"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance With yellow feathers in her hair And a dress cut down to there She would Meringue, And do the Cha-Cha Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine At the Copa, Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man... To quote Bill O'Reilly, "Get the picture?"

AKA

11-22-2006, 10:04 AM

Furtherman wrote: Ask Tony Benent.  ?In <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/1952" title="1952">1952</a> Bennett married Ohio art student and jazz fan Patricia Beech, whom he had met the previous year after a nightclub performance in <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Cleveland" title="Cleveland">Cleveland</a>. Two thousand female fans dressed in black gathered outside the ceremony at New York's <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/St._Patrick%27s_Cathedral%2C_New_York" title="St. Patrick's Cathedral, New York">St. Patrick's Cathedral</a> in mock mourning. Bennett and Beech would have two sons, D'Andrea (Danny) and Daegal (Dae).

Don Stugots

11-22-2006, 10:09 AM

reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: cause he is GAY? you take that back!  i will not take that back.  he is so gay that his hair is on fire.

lindak

11-22-2006, 10:13 AM

He's NOT married??????

Febreeze

11-22-2006, 11:12 AM

lindak wrote: He's NOT married?????? At this point, that scenerio is only allowed in a few states.

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 12:19 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: cause he is GAY? you take that back!  i will not take that back.  he is so gay that his hair is on fire.    How DARE you try and besmirch the sterling reputation of the amazing Barry Manilow by questioning and probing into private life and his sexuality??!!??.....                      And of COURSE he's gay!!! <img src="http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c149/bende/1134125d.gif" border="0" width="80" height="21" />

This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-22-06 @ 4:40 PM

johnniewalker

11-22-2006, 12:37 PM

Us hip swinging bachelors never catch any breaks from anyone.

torker

11-22-2006, 01:01 PM

He was never the same after Mandy sent him away.  Oh, Mandy.

Bulldogcakes

11-22-2006, 06:25 PM

From Wikipedia<h2>Trivia</h2> <ul><li>Even though he has generally dated men throughout his adult life, during the 1970's Manilow did date singer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorna_Luft" title="Lorna Luft">Lorna Luft</a>, with whom he still maintains a strong friendship.</li></ul> <img src="http://www.lvlife.com/2000/05/702/images/702_lorna_luft.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="260" />Something tells me she wore a strap on.

FezPaul

11-22-2006, 06:35 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: From Wikipedia<h2>Trivia</h2><ul><li>Even though he has generally dated men throughout his adult life, during the 1970's Manilow did date singer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorna_Luft" title="Lorna Luft">Lorna Luft</a>, with whom he still maintains a strong friendship.</li></ul>  <img src="http://www.lvlife.com/2000/05/702/images/702_lorna_luft.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="260" />Something tells me she wore a strap on.  No need.She has a 5 O'clock shadow, and a penis.