Weirdest Place You've Taken a Crap?

[Captain Rooster]

<p><strong><font size="4">While hiding in&nbsp;a tree</font></strong> </p><p>was playing &quot;Manhunt&quot; ... a serious player ... thought I was a ninja or something ... then Burger King came a bubblin' up ... then down from the limb. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:57 PM</span>

[mdr55]

Did you use the leaves to clean up after?<br />

[torker]

In a stream.&nbsp;

[Marc with a c]

in yerdaddy's butt

[Don Stugots]

the Tow truck office i worked in while in college didnt have a bathroom and i worked at night.&nbsp; so when i had to shit i would go in a bucket in the middle of the office and then toss the trash bag inside.&nbsp;

[Gvac]

<p>I've got a good buddy of mine who's made it his life's ambition to shit in some of the most famous places on the planet.&nbsp; When he does, he calls me.&nbsp; </p><p>Last year was a banner year for him.&nbsp; He rung me up while shitting in Wrigley Field and then a few weeks later in Fenway.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheArtOfTheFU]

In a cave while climbing Papago Rock in Phoenix......climbed down with no shirt.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>barracks in the navy i guess... no doors on the stalls and 85 guys walking around naked or in their underwear</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p><font size="4">I poop on you...</font></p><p><img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/triumph.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="150" /></p>

[Krieger]

uhhh in this chicks mouth.....well for me its not the most wierdest but most awkard. Im finishing up hs and im glad to say that im on a record streak of not having to take a &quot;rush dump&quot; at school. Because like every other grade in hs I'd have to make it seem like i wasn't going to take a dump so i'd go to the bathroom, make sure the whole room was empty, if the enterance/exit door was open i'd hit the hand dryer because i didn't want anyone hearing my farts when walking by. Then i know i'd have like 30secs before the hand dryer turned off so i'd push the best i can then sit there for 2 more mins, finish up. Wash hands and run back to class and make it seem like i just took a midly long piss trip. Im sure no one cared but paranoia got to me -.- .

[Death Metal Moe]

A garbage bag in someone's basement.

[DJEvelEd]

*In a styrofoam cup in the back of my truck driving though crack infested Irvington.

*Behind a dumpster at the Newport Mall near the Light Rail.

*I drunk diarrhea'd on the floor in a public bathroom/shower at 3AM

*Out of a third story window in a new building we were working on. It splattered down the whole side of the wall.

I got blamed by the old church organist lady for a huge turd she found on the floor in the bathroom. I was the only choirboy there to blame. What a crock of shit!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-22-06 @ 12:41 AM</span>

[A.J.]

On the side of a mountain.

[BoondockSaint]

The lawn of a police station.&nbsp;

[angelinad128]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br />*In a styrofoam cup in the back of my truck driving though crack infested Irvington. *Behind a dumpster at the Newport Mall near the Light Rail. *I drunk diarrhea'd on the floor in a public bathroom/shower at 3AM *Out of a third story window in a new building we were working on. It splattered down the whole side of the wall. I got blamed by the old church organist lady for a huge turd she found on the floor in the bathroom. I was the only choirboy there to blame. What a crock of shit! <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-22-06 @ 12:41 AM</span> <p>I know this wasn't meant to be funny, but thanks for the laugh!</p>

[fattypnemonia]

on a walk in between two strangers' houses

[pittphantoms]

On the top of Pikes Peak - 14,110 feet above sea level.&nbsp; It was a two hour drive to the top, and two minutes of glory in the can.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I went to Girl Scout camp when I was 10. It was like The Lord of The Flies. </p><p><font size="6">UGH!</font>&nbsp;</p>

[LOAF]

This one is not to weird but I took a dump in a lake while on a fishing trip, thank god for the wife beater that day

[FightingOstrich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>In a toilet. that was on display at Home Depot. [Cues the drummer to give a&nbsp;rim shot]</p>

[kevcala]

<p>It may not be the weirdest, but it's my proudest.</p><p>In a pay toilet in Tiajuana.</p><p>My friend's and I joke that I can shit anywhere cause I've shit there.&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

on a metro north train

when you gotta go you gotta go

I'm infested

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Just as a side note, a garbag bag in someone's basement was the weirdest place I've dropped a deuce, but the WORST place was the Port-Johns on this one jobsite I worked on in Secacus.</p><p>They had dug a trench in the ground and it stayed there most of the winter.&nbsp; There was one shithouse that the trench kinda cut off from the truck getting the hose to, so it sat UNCLEANED for weeks.</p><p>I wasn't completely aware of that as I rushed into it one cold day to make a deposit.</p><p>Holy Fucking Shit!&nbsp; The chemical/piss/shit mix in the john had frozen into a huge blue and brown ice ball, so shits were just sitting on top of it.&nbsp; Give it enough time and you will actually pile shit high enough to come out of the top of the seat.</p><p>I forget where I shit, maybe beside the seat, I forget.&nbsp; But it was fucking awful.&nbsp; Stay in school kids.</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">110' Feet Below Sea Level into a Wet Suit</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by UnknownPD on 11-22-06 @ 2:17 PM</span>

[furie]

in the dunes across from the round-about at jones beach at 9pm. I was on the ocean parkway had to crap but had to get to Babylon. there was no way I was going to make it.

[johnniewalker]

In front of a hotel in a bush, and then I had to really bad while i was running and I went in someones backyard.&nbsp; It was a necessity in both.

[furie]

I also took a crap outside of the skating rink in Bethpage, LI. The bathrooms were all locked.

[Earlshog]

upper decker at a hs party...

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">At the end of a dead end street in front of someone's house.&nbsp; I had just dropped my girlfriend off and was on my way home when&nbsp;I got the call and it couldn't wait.&nbsp; Luckily I had a box of kleenex in the car for finishing the job.</font>

[Krieger]

lmfao im loving these stories. My Older brother keeps a roll of toilet paper in his trunk always because if he's ever on the Expressway home and he has to take a dump badly he wont ever use a gas station or public bathroom or if he cant make it to the destination in time to use the bathroom he'll just pull over to a safe spot and i guess take a dump or something. maybe find some woods quick to disappear into with full bowels and return with empty ones.

[boeman]

<p>In the bed of someones truck...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>reading through this thread made me realize i can hold my shit for some extended periods of time...</p><p>my sphincter is in top shape</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>reading through this thread made me realize i can hold my shit for some extended periods of time...</p><p>my sphincter is in top shape</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/Kung20Fu20Baby.gif</p>

[lleeder]

<p>In the woods at Pnc Bank Arts center down hill holding onto a tree so my ass goes out and the shit went down the hill.</p><p>Behind a dumpster in Babylon train station wasted after passing out.</p><p>At Ozzfest on Randalls Island behind a tractor trailer near the concession stand.</p>

[hoofhearted]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br>on a metro north train

when you gotta go you gotta go

I'm infested<p></p>

uh, that's nasty

[hoofhearted]

No lie, in Mike Tyson's house in Las Vegas.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>hoofhearted</strong> wrote:<br />No lie, in Mike Tyson's house in Las Vegas. <p>you gotta be shittin?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" width="18" height="18" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>few days ago - </p><p>monday morning 4am interstate 480 (emergency pull off lane) </p><p>interstate 80 E (emergency pull off lane) </p><p>I-77 E ( emergency pull off lane AND&nbsp;service area) </p><p>The Ohio turnpike - </p><p>The PA - turnpike</p><p>I shit the whole way home - stopping every hour or so - to explode on the side of the interstate with 18wheelers passing me at 80mph - </p><p>thinking &quot;this is how im gonna die - taking a dump and being hit by a big rig on the PA turnpike&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Ogre]

While playing Rugby on tour in Oslo Norway.&nbsp; In a van in which the driver refused to stop.&nbsp; I hung the Ogre ass out the window and let an Oktoberfest and Bratwurst loaf fly.&nbsp; Then wiped clean with the sweater (jersey) of this asshole O-3 (Captain) that no one liked that was riding in the van behind us.&nbsp; There were racing stripes along the side of the van when I finished and a horrified group riding in a spotted van behind us.&nbsp; The End

[lintpit]

<em><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Once had explosive diarrhea and crapped in some guys backyard under his weeping willow tree. Later found out it was my best friends brothers house.The bad news...his dog rolled in it! He never found out who did it. When he told us about it I could have screamed.</font></em>

[torker]

<strong>Ogre</strong> wrote:<br />While playing Rugby on tour in Oslo Norway.&nbsp; In a van in which the driver refused to stop.&nbsp; I hung the Ogre ass out the window and let an Oktoberfest and Bratwurst loaf fly.&nbsp; Then wiped clean with the sweater (jersey) of this asshole O-3 (Captain) that no one liked that was riding in the van behind us.&nbsp; There were racing stripes along the side of the van when I finished and a horrified group riding in a spotted van behind us.&nbsp; The End <p>Did you just refer to your ass in the third-person?</p>

[Doctor Z]

This doesn't really qualify as "weird", but if I can lump "nastiest/dirtiest" into this category, then I'd have to say Yankee Stadium. I didn't want to do it... I tried so hard to make it go away. But nature was knocking on my colon, and I had no choice but to answer. I ended up blasting out a pitcher's mound into the disgusting, piss-covered toilet in the bleacher section bathrooms. Lemme tell you, by the 7th inning of a game, those bathrooms are maintained about as well as a subway bathroom in the 70's.

[Krieger]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>reading through this thread made me realize i can hold my shit for some extended periods of time...</p><p>my sphincter is in top shape</p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/Kung20Fu20Baby.gif" border="0" width="350" height="306" /></p><p>i love that baby , he's so sly !</p>

[Captain Rooster]

My pants ... at camp. Don't ask.

[TeeBone]

After posting on another thread, I had a question that to me; warrants a new thread.
So my question is:
Where is the strangest, most uncomfortable or public place you have ever had to shit?
Please note that this should be a story from your adult years...

[Tall_James]

96th Street & York Avenue

[hurlmon]

few years ago I had a garage size storage unit at one of those storage places.

I was there one afternoon rearranging everything to make more room. Well I thought I had some gas, but once I started to let it go I realized. Whoa ... that's not gas. Now there was no way I could get everything back in the unit in time to drive to a crapper, Or even think of lifting something heavy.

So I grab a spackle bucket line it with a garbage bag I had and did what I had to do in the unit. Garage door wide open sitting on the bucket behind a moving box.

Things were going fine till a car slowly drove right by. Made eye contact with the guy driving so I gave him a neighborly wave as he went by..

Thankfully I had some t shirts in the unit that could be sacrificed for the clean up.

Then there was Van Cortlandt park in the bronx. But that was basically shitting in the woods.

[RhinoinMN]

I was tubing down a river with a large group of friends and was struck with a bout of the diarrhea. I was very drunk.

I just put my ass under the water and pulled my shorts to my ankles then I emitted shit into the river.

Nobody knew what I was up to.

I have shit in a bucket numerous times while ice fishing too.

[LaBoob]

I've got a good buddy of mine who's made it his life's ambition to shit in some of the most famous places on the planet. When he does, he calls me.
Last year was a banner year for him. He rung me up while shitting in Wrigley Field and then a few weeks later in Fenway.



Did he ever poop at Plymouth Rock?

[Jujubees2]

After posting on another thread, I had a question that to me; warrants a new thread.
So my question is:
Where is the strangest, most uncomfortable or public place you have ever had to shit?
Please note that this should be a story from your adult years...

I'm sure Yerdaddy can relate to this but mine was at a McDonald's in Bangkok. It was basically just a hole in the floor that you squatted over. I was hoping to wait until I got back to the hotel (which had real toilets but I caught "the bug" and had to go.

[Kris10]

<p>reading through this thread made me realize i can hold my shit for some extended periods of time

Me too! I can't even use the bathroom at work if someone else is in there.

[tonypop]

This wasn't me but my younger brother took a dump in a urinal for some reason.

[weekapaugjz]

in a dominos pizza box in the florida everglades.

[Team_Ramrod]

While working for an irrigation district about 4 years ago I was flushing the irrigation ditches from the winter mess that had settled in (snow, garbage, silt, etc.) and I had an uncontrollable rumble in my belly. I was about 50 km (31 Miles) from the nearest facility and toughing it out wasn't an option.

I went over to the closest check structure, pulled down my pants, sat on the plank that crossed the top and let one loose.... then I increased the flow in the canal and flushed it down the ditch.

http://www.shoshoneirrigation.com/assets/images/photo-upload/1159518996_thumb.jpg

Similar to this but no water was running at the time.

[topless_mike]

no wiping?
you savage... but yet, kinda hot.

[A.J.]

When we were illegally partying and camping there, I shat off the side of West Rock overlooking New Haven and Long Island Sound.

http://www.nochildleftinside.org/images/photos/parks/West-Rock-Ridge-20.jpg

[Bossanova]

Drank over a 12 pack of Red Stripe the night before a flight to San Francisco, so before my connecting flight in Pittsburgh boarded I hit every bathroom in the airport on my way to the plane

[Team_Ramrod]

no wiping?
you savage... but yet, kinda hot.

I used my underwear and threw them in the flowing stream.... it pissed me off cause they were banana hammocks.

or

I used paper towels I had in my truck... I guess I left out one key point.

[tupper65]

This wasn't me but my younger brother took a dump in a urinal for some reason.

http://www.bloodhoundrealty.com/BloodhoundBlog/MrMackey.gif

Who left a chocolate Dragon in the urinal, Mmmmmkay !

[SinA]

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[ryno1974]

I was tubing down a river with a large group of friends and was struck with a bout of the diarrhea. I was very drunk.

I just put my ass under the water and pulled my shorts to my ankles then I emitted shit into the river.

Nobody knew what I was up to.

I have shit in a bucket numerous times while ice fishing too.

Was it Apple River?

[badorties]

not so much weird, but ...

the nastiest, most vile bathroom experience was at the borders in th WTC around 1997 ... now, when i think back at the WTC and the futire freedom towers, i can't help but recall the general disgust of that moment

[tele7]

The bed of the Argonaut hotel in San Francisco California. Also someones backyard while dressed in a suit on the way home from work. Used my underwear as TP. Thanks god it was dark outside. ....Sorry girls, I'm spoken for.

[TeeBone]

in a dominos pizza box in the florida everglades.

A Big Cypress experience?
Because I had a similar one in Coventry.

[Jimsy's Girl]

Mines not exactly a location... First of all the weirdest place I ever farted was in front of an aerobics class I was leading through stomach crunches. I just kept counting a little louder. I don't think I covered it up so well. Apparently I had some gastro-intestinal distress brewing at that point cause when I got home I had what I thought was another fart. I got a surprise! I was wearing my leotard at the time. Hence forth it was referred to as the "leoterd."
My leotard is the weirdest place I've taken a crap.

[KnoxHarrington]

When I went to Cancun with my Spanish club in high school, for some reason, I just couldn't dump out the whole week. I don't know why. Anyway, on the final day, it hit me. So I had to beg the desk clerk at this shitty hotel for a key to a restroom. I got one, and it was the nastiest, filthiest shithouse in the world. But I was desperate. I tried to kind of hold my ass an inch off the seat, which I do believe actually had some dried shit on it. I filled that fucking thing.

When we got to the airport, which was a little better, I scrubbed myself like I was going to perform surgery.

[Coach]

In an Amish Family's outhouse in the middle of nowhere Montana.

[FUNKMAN]

in the bathtub

i gave myself an enema and thought it would easily flow down the drain when I was showering. BUT some lumps came out so I had to crush them with my toes to get them to go down...

[LaBoob]

in the bathtub

i gave myself an enema and thought it would easily flow down the drain when I was showering. BUT some lumps came out so I had to crush them with my toes to get them to go down...

Well done Funkman! Out of all the posts in this thread, this is the only one that actually grossed me out.
:laugh:

[PapaBear]

During what was the darkest part of my life, I lived in a condemned house with no working sewage. I had to crap in a 5 gallon bucket lined with plastic grocery bags. Crap in the bucket, toss the bag outside. I did this for several months. Fortunately, it was one of the coldest winters on record, so the pile of crap bags didn't stink.

[MrPink]

Public pool shower

[Thomas Merton]

Mines not exactly a location... First of all the weirdest place I ever farted was in front of an aerobics class I was leading through stomach crunches. I just kept counting a little louder. I don't think I covered it up so well. Apparently I had some gastro-intestinal distress brewing at that point cause when I got home I had what I thought was another fart. I got a surprise! I was wearing my leotard at the time. Hence forth it was referred to as the "leoterd."
My leotard is the weirdest place I've taken a crap.


Worst story ever

Your chicken wing, beef on wick eating ass is indeed a location

Jim. my condolences

[sr71blackbird]

I used to have a job as a delivery driver making local deliveries and when you are on the road it is very often impossible to find a descent place to go to the bathroom. Once, I was having a lot of stomach problems and I am driving in this rural area and I am looking for someplace or something to crap in. It was getting BAD
I see on the side of the road this old fashioned milk can, about 3 feet high with handles on the side...
I stop and throw it in the back of the van and I drive a miles or so down the road and get into the back of the van with the milk can....





20 minutes later, a van is pulling away from the curb, and a curious milk can is sitting oddly askew on the side of the road.....



http://www.berniestevens.com/images/MilkCanToss.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Was it Apple River?


Noooooo. Shitting in that river is to be expected and, I think, sometimes commended.

The river that I shat in is much more white collar.

[weekapaugjz]

Worst story ever

Your chicken wing, beef on wick eating ass is indeed a location

Jim. my condolences

fortunately, it was before i ever met her.

[joethebartender]

After a night of boozing and an early morning falafel in Manhattan...
I found myself with an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels at around 4:30am.
This isn't a problem, as I could make it home in about 20 minutes from the upper east side.
The problem was a very unexpected 30 minute wait under the apartments before the George Washington Bridge because they were escorting a huge sailboat over the top level.
I made it to the Royal Cliffs Diner in time to find the door locked. So I shat right there in front of the Diner on 9W. I then returned to my car. Missing a sock.

[JohnnyOnTheRocks]

in my pants !!! gravy leg

[Thomas Merton]

fortunately, it was before i ever met her.


Good. And glad you realize I was jokin'

Had to get in a Buffalo blast; as you know all that great food makes for some big ladies up your way :tongue:

[weekapaugjz]

Good. And glad you realize I was jokin'

Had to get in a Buffalo blast; as you know all that great food makes for some big ladies up your way :tongue:

Oh of course. I had a hearty laugh at that one.