This is MADNESS!!!

[Gvac]

<p>Why the hell are we all wearing pants?&nbsp; </p><p>Be free! &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

we are?&nbsp; ... I'd send a pic but I dont wanna be on To Catch a Predator

[Kevin]

Gvac, buddy......... Put the mirror down, no more lines, i think 15 is enough..... move away from the mirror.

[Gvac]

<p>Can't hear ya...I'm outside now!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

i only wear pants to work and when i am out on the town.&nbsp; any other time i wear shorts.&nbsp; Thanksgiving at my mother's house, shorts.&nbsp; Christmas morning driving up to PA to my sister's house, shorts.&nbsp; Dinner at the inlaws, shorts.&nbsp;

[Gvac]

<p>It's fuckin' freezin' out there!</p><p>I'm all shriveled up.&nbsp;</p>

[Yerdaddy]

You wear pants? Homo.

[Captain Rooster]

I just decided to scoot like a dog on a rug ... on my lawn to scratch my ass. Gotta love late evening dew / grass moisture.

[EffMeBoobs]

You all should be wearing kilts instead.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />You all should be wearing kilts instead.<p>&nbsp;oooohhhh, would i love to wear a kilt.&nbsp; they make them like carpenter pants, as in all the extra pockets.&nbsp; now that would be the best.&nbsp; in the winter you could just wear leg warmers. &nbsp; </p>

[suggums]

but then it would look like we've all just given up on pants

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />I just decided to scoot like a dog on a rug ... on my lawn to scratch my ass. Gotta love late evening dew / grass moisture. <p>You left streaks on your rug!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I've given up on pants</font>

[Captain Rooster]

I left a &quot;non wet&quot; streak on my lawn, and earned some grass stains on my ever-perky ass cheeks. But my neighbor yelled, &quot;Get of the lawn ya drunken, naked, scoot-like-a-dogin' bas-tah-d!&quot;

[Don Stugots]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />but then it would look like we've all just given up on pants<p>&nbsp;thats the point. THE MAN wants you to wear pants.&nbsp; its all about controling you.&nbsp; be free like GVAC said.&nbsp; Be free of the shackels of THE MAN. </p>

[Captain Rooster]

While we're at it ... fuck toilet paper! Yeah!

[hoofhearted]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br>You all should be wearing kilts
instead.<p></p>

http://www.utilikilts.com/

[EffMeBoobs]

Yeah!!&nbsp; And fuck tampons!&nbsp; Oh.......wait......nevermind.

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />While we're at it ... fuck toilet paper! Yeah! <p>OK, now you guys are just mocking me.</p>

[Captain Rooster]

Yeah ... fuck toilet paper ... wear MANPONS!

[Gvac]

<p>Fuck society and all of its puritanical rules!!!</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FPants.jpg?t=1164163087" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fuck society and all of its puritanical rules!!!</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FPants.jpg?t=1164163087" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;HOT!!! dont let Reeshy see that pic.&nbsp; <br /> </p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/23/27323212_1298534ef5_m.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="183" /></p><p>&nbsp;Burn you husky pants ... bane of my childhood!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:45 PM</span>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fuck society and all of its puritanical rules!!!</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FPants.jpg?t=1164163087" border="0" width="415" height="477" />&nbsp;</p><p>Burning or ball smell/skidmarks?&nbsp; Which truly needs to be banned from our flag?</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>Down With Pants</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/23/27323212_1298534ef5_m.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="183" /></p><p> Burn you <font size="2"><strong>husky </strong></font>pants ... bane of my childhood!</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:45 PM</span><p>&nbsp;you too?&nbsp; glad i am not the only one.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i would look hot in once of those untilkilts. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<img src="http://www.consumerist.com/images/2006/03/pantsonfire.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="167" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:50 PM</span>

[A.J.]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fuck society and all of its puritanical rules!!!</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FPants.jpg?t=1164163087" border="0" width="415" height="477" />&nbsp;</p><p>Those are Apollo's colors!&nbsp; THIEF!</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'm not wearing pants.</p><p>No one needs to know that but I wanted to BE FREE!!!&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/FPants.jpg?t=1164163087" border="0" width="415" height="477" />&nbsp;</p><p>your hat is on the chair behind you.</p><p>you're welcome.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

what about&nbsp;smoke pants?

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />While we're at it ... fuck toilet paper! Yeah! <p>&nbsp;i already gave up on toilet paper.&nbsp; i use baby whipes. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Funk, smoke pants is a horse of a different color. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br />While we're at it ... fuck toilet paper! Yeah! <p>&nbsp;i already gave up on toilet paper.&nbsp; i use baby whipes. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Funk, smoke pants is a horse of a different color. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMimqbWRFXngBa8GjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=16khc2flc/EXP=1164295978/**http%3a//www.bartonscollectibles.com/images/san_francisco_music/wizard_of_oz/M005%2520Wizard%2520of%2520Oz%2520Limited%2520Edit ion%2520Horse%2520of%2520a%2520Different%2520Color %2520Figurine.jpg" border="0" width="252" height="222" /></p>

[JustJon]

<p>no, this is Madness...</p><p><img src="http://images.radioio.com/includes/radioio80s/images/albums/madness-one-step-beyond.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="170" />&nbsp;</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />Funk, smoke pants is a horse of a different color. &nbsp;&nbsp;<p>Horsepants</p>