Red Handed

[torker]

<p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year.&nbsp; Maybe two.</p>

[Marc with a c]

3-5

[SatCam]

is sodomy still illegal?

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>This thread topic got my mind racing, thinking about if I have actually done anything illegal.</p><p>I'll check back later when the smoke clears.</p>

[SatCam]

life without parole

[reillyluck]

2-10

[Lumber]

Serious Federal Time

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">The biggest crime I ever commited was dealing 'ludes.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Does anyone remember 'ludes?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I am so old.</font></strong></p>

[shittyhambrgers]

1 - 15&nbsp;years and/or fine of $5,000.

[suggums]

how does life sound stugots?

[mendyweiss]

Sit out recess

[BYOBKenobi]

I don't know the laws, but I'm guessing I'd do a good 15 years.

[Reephdweller]

Probably 3 to 5....maybe more. I used to move a certain substance from one person to another. No transactions, just taking said stuff from one person to the other but I had a LOT of it....so i might of even gotten more time.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year.&nbsp; <strong>Maybe two.</strong></p><p>i just called the police... two years you sick bastard, how could you?</p>

[Hottub]

If you don't count the hooker/dumpster incident, I'd say 30 days and community service.

[LOAF]

With the laws the way they are today, I would say anywhere from 1 to 7 or 8 years depending on a few things.&nbsp; By the way, great thread torker, who can't relate!!

[SinA]

<p>jail time... probably, but i might have taken my chances and swallowed all the tabs</p><p>also i'm sure i should have gotten my drivers license taken away YEARS ago</p>

[torker]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year.&nbsp; <strong>Maybe two.</strong></p><p>i just called the police... two years you sick bastard, how could you?</p><p>I'm taking two things into account at my time of sentencing:</p><p>1.&nbsp; I'm&nbsp;a non-violent guy</p><p>2.&nbsp; I'm white</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 11-21-06 @ 8:02 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year.&nbsp; <strong>Maybe two.</strong></p><p>i just called the police... two years you sick bastard, how could you?</p><p>I'm taking two things into account at my time of sentencing:</p><p>1.&nbsp; I'm&nbsp;a non-violent guy</p><p>2.&nbsp; I'm white</p><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p>Okay that's cool...&nbsp; <img title="" alt="" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" /></p><p>as long as your white</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 11-21-06 @ 8:18 PM</span>

[torker]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year.&nbsp; <strong>Maybe two.</strong></p><p>i just called the police... two years you sick bastard, how could you?</p><p>I'm taking two things into account at my time of sentencing:</p><p>1.&nbsp; I'm&nbsp;a non-violent guy</p><p>2.&nbsp; I'm white</p><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p>Okay that's cool...&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /></p><p>as long as your white</p><p>Point of parliamentary procedure!&nbsp; You didn't answer my original question.&nbsp;</p><p>Confess, heathen! </p>

[Bob Impact]

I would guess 25.

[keithy_19]

<p>I don't think I would get any jail. Hmm...Talk about living life to the fullest...</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year.&nbsp; <strong>Maybe two.</strong></p><p>i just called the police... two years you sick bastard, how could you?</p><p>I'm taking two things into account at my time of sentencing:</p><p>1.&nbsp; I'm&nbsp;a non-violent guy</p><p>2.&nbsp; I'm white</p><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p>Okay that's cool...&nbsp; <img height="18" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" width="18" border="0" /></p><p>as long as your white</p><p>Point of parliamentary procedure!&nbsp; You didn't answer my original question.&nbsp;</p><p>Confess, heathen! </p><p>robbery, breaking and entering, loitering, vandalism, soliciting prostitution, driving under the influence, drug dealing, weapons possession, assault, and thinking naughty thoughts about Bobo-lol... </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you were caught red handed doing the worst thing you've ever done, how much jail/prison time would you have done?</p><p>I'd say I'd have gotten a year. <strong>Maybe two.</strong></p><p>i just called the police... two years you sick bastard, how could you?</p><p>I'm taking two things into account at my time of sentencing:</p><p>1. I'm a non-violent guy</p><p>2. I'm white</p><span class="post_edited"> </span> <p>Okay that's cool... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /></p><p>as long as your white</p><p>Point of parliamentary procedure! You didn't answer my original question. </p><p>Confess, heathen! </p><p>robbery, breaking and entering, loitering, vandalism, <strong>soliciting prostitution</strong>, driving under the influence, drug dealing, weapons possession, assault, and thinking naughty thoughts about Bobo-lol... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;whew i was waiting to see if anyone else did that before i spoke up. </p>

[cozzie]

10-20 years,then again might have been justifiable homicide

[OGC]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">A few things in my past, (only one has been mentioned out here so far)&nbsp;but at worst I'd get maybe a year or less.</font>

[fohat]

30 days in the hole...<br />

[lleeder]

One time I was with this chick on the beach wasted and a flash light was coming up on us all I thought was I'm going to jail. I pulled up my pants and it was just some guy looking for his keys as she sat there half nude. Maybe like 6 months...

[lleeder]

One time I was with this chick on the beach wasted and a flash light was coming up on us all I thought was I'm going to jail. I pulled up my pants and it was just some guy looking for his keys as she sat there half nude. Maybe like 6 months...

[boeman]

<p>None.... but I have a good lawyer.</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Just a little community service for me...</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4KD.2RF6CEB7yejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=136ifufpv/EXP=1164332291/**http%3a//www.sandyrunruritans.com/images/11-1-2003%2520Adopt-A-Highway%2520small.jpg" border="0" width="197" height="167" /></p>

[jsmigley]

I did get Caught and did 180 days....I went to monmouth county jail....losing freedom sucks....finding out who your freinds are not only priceless but quiet a suprirse. Donn't recommend it.

[Furtherman]

It doesn't matter.&nbsp; The Church moved me to a different parish.