How many times have you had sex? [Archive]

SatCam

11-21-2006, 03:04 PM

This is a follow up to <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/53917/page/How_Many_People_Have_You_Slept_With_.htm">How Many People Have You Slept With?</a> and <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/53078/page/fuggin_fuggetaboutit_.htm">fuggin fuggetaboutit!</a>.

The question at hand is: how many times have you stuck it in, or have had it stuck in you? Vaginal and anal only. Oral does not count, nor does optical, aural, skull or any other kinky shit you nymphos do.

Calculator may be required.

Hottub

11-21-2006, 03:08 PM

Lots.

Marc with a c

11-21-2006, 03:10 PM

i voted pee in my butt, but i want to pee in your butt.

SinA

11-21-2006, 03:15 PM

The State of Georgia and I don't share the same definition for the word "sex"

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 03:17 PM

hooray for pee in my butt

Recyclerz

11-21-2006, 04:00 PM

... In a ROW??!?!!?

Hottub

11-21-2006, 04:06 PM

Does my fist count?

FUNKMAN

11-21-2006, 04:19 PM

do i have to include all the times i faked ejaculation?

Gvac

11-21-2006, 04:22 PM

<hr width="100%" size="2" />How many times have you had sex?<hr width="100%" size="2" />  Twice while reading this thread.

reeshy

11-21-2006, 04:23 PM

Pee in whose Butt??????????????????????????????????????????????

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:34 PM

I also voted pee in my butt. I also would like to have sex with Marc's sneakers...they are smokin'.

cozzie

11-21-2006, 04:38 PM

i'm a little old so i took the 40,000 pick

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 04:40 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I also voted pee in my butt. I also would like to have sex with Marc's sneakers...they are smokin'.  i voted pee in my butt but i want to really pee in horsepants' sneakers.  Does sex with myself count?  if so, 5 times today.  either way, i have no idea.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:47 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I also voted pee in my butt. I also would like to have sex with Marc's sneakers...they are smokin'. i voted pee in my butt but i want to really pee in horsepants' sneakers. Does sex with myself count? if so, 5 times today. either way, i have no idea. Wow if only I could have sex with myself....5 times even.  Or what if I could pee in my own butt?!?!?!  I'd never leave the house!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 05:14 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I also voted pee in my butt. I also would like to have sex with Marc's sneakers...they are smokin'. i voted pee in my butt but i want to really pee in horsepants' sneakers. Does sex with myself count? if so, 5 times today. either way, i have no idea. Wow if only I could have sex with myself....5 times even. Or what if I could pee in my own butt?!?!?! I'd never leave the house!   now that is the hottest thing i heard all day.

Marc with a c

11-21-2006, 05:58 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I also voted pee in my butt. I also would like to have sex with Marc's sneakers...they are smokin'. both at once?

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 06:02 PM

Marc with a c wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I also voted pee in my butt. I also would like to have sex with Marc's sneakers...they are smokin'. both at once?  oh yeah, you need to get katie to starting coming to the board.  she will love to see stuff like this.

landarch

11-22-2006, 04:33 AM

I actually got out the calculator............An average of 3 times per week for eleven years, plus the 25 or 30 times when I was single brings me to nearly 1750.  I would have thought it was much much higher.  Still not too bad for someone who has no game.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-22-2006, 04:37 AM

Do drunken attempts count? If so, i have no idea.

Earlshog

11-22-2006, 05:08 AM

SinA wrote:  The State of Georgia and I don't share the same definition for the word "sex"<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-surprised.gif" border="0" alt="Surprised" title="Surprised" width="18" height="18" />

lindak

11-22-2006, 08:24 PM

cozzie wrote: i'm a little old so i took the 40,000 pick            I did the same thing for the same reason.

watson

12-02-2006, 06:34 PM

hetero or homo style?

Poochie

12-02-2006, 06:37 PM

thanks...i just realized what i whore i am.

Gaia

12-02-2006, 06:53 PM

Wha what is this "sex" you speak of....?

led37zep

12-02-2006, 07:35 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: Do drunken attempts count? If so, i have no idea. Ya good point, does it count if you did one of those drunken "I think its in but I'm drunk and its not very solid", I might have to reduce my number.

Team_Ramrod

12-02-2006, 08:06 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: do i have to include all the times i faked ejaculation? I think people would be surprised with the amount of guys that faked an orgasm. When I was younger I had probably done this about 9 times, all because I was too irresponsible to 'cover up'. The only way to get around the situation is to be gone when they get out of the bathroom or say "maybe I just had an orgasm and didn't cum this time"... "But it was still great". The only thing on your mind at that point is getting the hell outta there so you could get home and rub one out.

johnniewalker

12-02-2006, 08:14 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: do i have to include all the times i faked ejaculation? I think people would be surprised with the amount of guys that faked an orgasm. When I was younger I had probably done this about 9 times, all because I was too irresponsible to 'cover up'. The only way to get around the situation is to be gone when they get out of the bathroom or say "maybe I just had an orgasm and didn't cum this time"... "But it was still great". The only thing on your mind at that point is getting the hell outta there so you could get home and rub one out. Wait what? Why are you faking orgasms?  What does it mean to cover up?

Team_Ramrod

12-02-2006, 08:22 PM

johnniewalker wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: do i have to include all the times i faked ejaculation? I think people would be surprised with the amount of guys that faked an orgasm. When I was younger I had probably done this about 9 times, all because I was too irresponsible to 'cover up'. The only way to get around the situation is to be gone when they get out of the bathroom or say "maybe I just had an orgasm and didn't cum this time"... "But it was still great". The only thing on your mind at that point is getting the hell outta there so you could get home and rub one out. Wait what? Why are you faking orgasms?  What does it mean to cover up?  The first time I chose not to fake I was given twins...... married the chick.....forgot a second time.... had another one..... got a vasectomy..... no more faking... Big YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

FUNKMAN

12-02-2006, 09:49 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: do i have to include all the times i faked ejaculation? I think people would be surprised with the amount of guys that faked an orgasm. When I was younger I had probably done this about 9 times, all because I was too irresponsible to 'cover up'. The only way to get around the situation is to be gone when they get out of the bathroom or say "maybe I just had an orgasm and didn't cum this time"... "But it was still great". The only thing on your mind at that point is getting the hell outta there so you could get home and rub one out.cool, i was talking about filling a visine bottle full of pantene conditioner and duct taping it to the botton of your shaft. then as you fake it you roll your eyes up in your head, scream i'm cummin, then reach down and give it a good squeezethe compliments you get for the fragrance are awesome

Team_Ramrod

12-02-2006, 10:08 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: do i have to include all the times i faked ejaculation? I think people would be surprised with the amount of guys that faked an orgasm. When I was younger I had probably done this about 9 times, all because I was too irresponsible to 'cover up'. The only way to get around the situation is to be gone when they get out of the bathroom or say "maybe I just had an orgasm and didn't cum this time"... "But it was still great". The only thing on your mind at that point is getting the hell outta there so you could get home and rub one out.cool, i was talking about filling a visine bottle full of pantene conditioner and duct taping it to the botton of your shaft. then as you fake it you roll your eyes up in your head, scream i'm cummin, then reach down and give it a good squeezethe compliments you get for the fragrance are awesomeOh, well..................Nevermind then.

ralphbxny

12-06-2006, 12:14 PM

Alone or with partner?

Drunky McBetidont

12-06-2006, 12:44 PM

do huskies count? 

FUNKMAN

12-06-2006, 12:46 PM

betidont wrote: do huskies count?  i bet it don'tha

Don Stugots

12-06-2006, 01:10 PM

if huskies count then i am counting the women that i have made feel guilty or have knocked out and had sex with.  its only fair.  also, i will count the ones that cried after they realized that they had sex with me.  by realized i mean wokup (came to) and found a puddle of jizz on their bellys.

Andomray

12-06-2006, 10:21 PM

I love the fact the "pee in my butt" is the winner so far.<div> </div><div>Was I supposed to keep a tally on how many times I've had sex?ÿ Because I did...but I lost it.ÿ My last boyfriend was a horny Argentinian.ÿ That's all I'm sayin'.</div>

A.J.

12-07-2006, 02:57 AM

betidont wrote: do huskies count?  Sure.  Fucking someone who goes/went to UCONN counts.

Don Stugots

12-07-2006, 03:13 AM

Andomray wrote: I love the fact the "pee in my butt" is the winner so far.*> *>Was I supposed to keep a tally on how many times I've had sex? Because I did...but I lost it. My last boyfriend was a horny Argentinian. That's all I'm sayin'. nationalities aside, every guy is horny.  we will bang till it falls off.