How Many People Have You Slept With? [Archive]

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 10:19 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board.  in that case then its 2, maybe three. Yes my definition of a few are three or four.              Okay okay.....it's 7.

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 10:20 AM

I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33.   To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married.

grlNIN

11-21-2006, 10:22 AM

I voted but i wish not to share because i am mysterious like that.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 10:22 AM

EliSnow wrote: I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33.   To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married.  This is why I said "I'd like", we all have fantasies.  Fantasies are allowed when you're married!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 10:26 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: EliSnow wrote: I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33. To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married. This is why I said "I'd like", we all have fantasies. Fantasies are allowed when you're married!  are they really?

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 10:28 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: EliSnow wrote: I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33. To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married. This is why I said "I'd like", we all have fantasies. Fantasies are allowed when you're married!  are they really? Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 10:30 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: EliSnow wrote: I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33. To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married. This is why I said "I'd like", we all have fantasies. Fantasies are allowed when you're married!  are they really? Thank god they are.

A.J.

11-21-2006, 10:31 AM

I put down "virgin".  I feel like one at this point.

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 10:32 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: EliSnow wrote: I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33. To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married. This is why I said "I'd like", we all have fantasies. Fantasies are allowed when you're married!  are they really? Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.Which is why I don't tell stories about #32.

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 10:32 AM

where the pee in my butt choice again

zentraed

11-21-2006, 10:38 AM

The funny thing about being 26 and only having had one sex partner is people always forget it was just one. "You've had sex with 2 people, right?" "No." "Oh, three?" "No, it was just the one."

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 10:38 AM

EliSnow wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: EliSnow wrote: I selected "Way over 30" although it wasn't "way" over 30, it's 33. To follow EffMeBoobs' thought, there are several on this board I'd try to sleep with, if I wasn't married. This is why I said "I'd like", we all have fantasies. Fantasies are allowed when you're married!  are they really? Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.Which is why I don't tell stories about #32.  HHAHAAH.

tenaciousc

11-21-2006, 10:39 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board.who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 10:40 AM

tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board.who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.  things could be arranged.

angrymissy

11-21-2006, 10:41 AM

Sheeplovr wrote: where the pee in my butt choice again It should be mandatory that every poll now have the pee in my butt option

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 10:42 AM

tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright.

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 10:42 AM

but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.   things could be arranged. Can we see Cirque De Soleil please???

PapaBear

11-21-2006, 10:43 AM

Nineteen. Oddly enough... all of them women.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 10:45 AM

Sheeplovr wrote: but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.   things could be arranged.   Can we see Cirque De Soleil please???  yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganz.

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 10:46 AM

yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganzwhen does prince start his vegas thing im so going then

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 10:54 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.  things could be arranged.  Can we see Cirque De Soleil please???yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganz.   No Danny Ganz!!! It's my biggest pet peeve about Vegas, and the Mirage (which I stayed at twice).  All of these billboards of Ganz, and he's not entertaining.  Yes, he can impersonate characers well, but it's not like he ad libs as that character.  He just does the act the character did in whatever movie, show, etc. the character appeared in.   Let's go back to talking about sex.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 10:55 AM

EliSnow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.  things could be arranged.  Can we see Cirque De Soleil please???yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganz. No Danny Ganz!!! It's my biggest pet peeve about Vegas, and the Mirage (which I stayed at twice). All of these billboards of Ganz, and he's not entertaining. Yes, he can impersonate characers well, but it's not like he ad libs as that character. He just does the act the character did in whatever movie, show, etc. the character appeared in. Let's go back to talking about sex. i was trying to keep sheepy entertained during the oregy

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 11:00 AM

Sheeplovr wrote: yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganz when does prince start his vegas thing im so going then  im pretty sure it starts in February and I am sooo there!  I always stay at the Rio when i go.  Prince is perfect for that Hotel.

K.C.

11-21-2006, 11:01 AM

How many people have you slept with? Not enough. As long as Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 mark still stands, I still have a goal.

ralphbxny

11-21-2006, 11:03 AM

I feel like one of the sluts on the board with 20 plus.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 11:04 AM

K.C. wrote:   How many people have you slept with?  Not enough. As long as Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 mark still stands, I still have a goal.   ahmen brother.  Riley, answer the question.

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 11:04 AM

there's three virgins and one whore so far.  pretty impressive!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 11:08 AM

reillyluck wrote: there's three virgins and one whore so far. pretty impressive!  i hope you one of the virgins.

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 11:09 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: K.C. wrote:  How many people have you slept with?  Not enough. As long as Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 mark still stands, I still have a goal.   ahmen brother.  Riley, answer the question. i chose answer # 2.

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 11:10 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: reillyluck wrote: there's three virgins and one whore so far. pretty impressive!  i hope you one of the virgins. damn and i was hoping you were....lol

sailor

11-21-2006, 11:11 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board.who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. things could be arranged.   go to tao vegas for a fun time.

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 11:11 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.  things could be arranged.  Can we see Cirque De Soleil please???yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganz. No Danny Ganz!!! It's my biggest pet peeve about Vegas, and the Mirage (which I stayed at twice). All of these billboards of Ganz, and he's not entertaining. Yes, he can impersonate characers well, but it's not like he ad libs as that character. He just does the act the character did in whatever movie, show, etc. the character appeared in. Let's go back to talking about sex. i was trying to keep sheepy entertained during the oregy Let him pee in your butt.  That will make him happy, and you'll like it.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 11:15 AM

EliSnow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EliSnow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon.  things could be arranged.  Can we see Cirque De Soleil please???yes, if you want to and maybe danny ganz. No Danny Ganz!!! It's my biggest pet peeve about Vegas, and the Mirage (which I stayed at twice). All of these billboards of Ganz, and he's not entertaining. Yes, he can impersonate characers well, but it's not like he ad libs as that character. He just does the act the character did in whatever movie, show, etc. the character appeared in. Let's go back to talking about sex. i was trying to keep sheepy entertained during the oregy Let him pee in your butt. That will make him happy, and you'll like it. dont ruin it.

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 11:16 AM

reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: reillyluck wrote: there's three virgins and one whore so far. pretty impressive!  i hope you one of the virgins. damn and i was hoping you were....lolCan you two take this to PMing?<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="18" height="18" />

tenaciousc

11-21-2006, 11:19 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright. I'm there!  Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 11:21 AM

tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright. I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is.  got the tickets, packed up, hotel room, champagne on ice and the jacuzzi is full.

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 11:26 AM

Wrecked wrote: feel free to lie how did i know you were going to start this thread?

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 11:31 AM

tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright. I'm there!  Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed.  How's that for efficient!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 11:34 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright. I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed. How's that for efficient!  i'll be right down.  let me just feed the dog.

tenaciousc

11-21-2006, 11:52 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright. I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed. How's that for efficient!  i'll be right down. let me just feed the dog. damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 12:03 PM

tenaciousc wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright. I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed. How's that for efficient!  i'll be right down. let me just feed the dog. damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.

boeman

11-21-2006, 12:12 PM

Should I use the number I tell my wife... or be honest?

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 12:13 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright.I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed. How's that for efficient! i'll be right down. let me just feed the dog. damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security. Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix.  I packed toys only.

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 12:16 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright.I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed. How's that for efficient! i'll be right down. let me just feed the dog. damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security. Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix.  I packed toys only. Can you guys take this to PMing?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="18" height="18" />  Elisnow made me do it!!!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 12:21 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: tenaciousc wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. who wouldn't?but alas I'm spoken for...unless of course there's a Vegas party on the horizon. As long as you and me are in the room, it would be a party alright.I'm there! Strangely enough Stugots is downstairs already with the plane tickets in hand. The portrait of efficiency he is. I'm actually waiting in the car outside your house with the bags packed. How's that for efficient! i'll be right down. let me just feed the dog. damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security. Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix. I packed toys only.  wont you get a shock in the jacuzzi from the toys (if they are electric).  also, no suitcases mean it is easier to get in to the hotel.  no bothering with a bellmen.

JustJon

11-21-2006, 12:37 PM

I just want to see the looks on the face of anyone who has to check out EffMe's bag at the airport.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 12:43 PM

JustJon wrote: I just want to see the looks on the face of anyone who has to check out EffMe's bag at the airport. yeah, that is one bag that i will not be picking up for you.  then again, maybe.

Marc with a c

11-21-2006, 12:44 PM

i'm bringing my sneakers

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 12:50 PM

Marc with a c wrote: i'm bringing my sneakers and your gumare

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 12:53 PM

Okay, for the sake of us all, I'm shortening the quotes: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security.Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix.  I packed toys only.Nice. What are we looking at?  Rabbit?  Silver Bullet? Pocket Rocket? Strap on?  Double end dildo?  Anal beads? Ben Wa balls? Nipple clamps?

SatCam

11-21-2006, 12:54 PM

-4

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 12:54 PM

SatCam wrote: -4 how are you scoring this stuff?

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 12:55 PM

EliSnow wrote: Okay, for the sake of us all, I'm shortening the quotes: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security.Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix.  I packed toys only.Nice. What are we looking at?  Rabbit?  Silver Bullet? Pocket Rocket? Strap on?  Double end dildo?  Anal beads? Ben Wa balls? Nipple clamps?someone's been to a Ladies Knight party.

JustJon

11-21-2006, 01:04 PM

someone's been to a Ladies Knight party.It was ladies knight and the feeling was right

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 01:07 PM

i was trying to keep sheepy entertained during the oregywhat is this bye bye birdie?

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 01:10 PM

reillyluck wrote: EliSnow wrote: Okay, for the sake of us all, I'm shortening the quotes: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security.Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix.  I packed toys only.Nice. What are we looking at?  Rabbit?  Silver Bullet? Pocket Rocket? Strap on?  Double end dildo?  Anal beads? Ben Wa balls? Nipple clamps?someone's been to a Ladies Knight party. Nope, like any good expert, I know the various tools to get a job done.

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 01:11 PM

JustJon wrote: someone's been to a Ladies Knight party. It was ladies knight and the feeling was right Oh what a Knight.

fattypnemonia

11-21-2006, 01:13 PM

i think its funny that the most selected choice so far is the second choice - 1-5 people.  i guess people who post on message boards really dont get laid that much.

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 01:21 PM

fattypnemonia wrote: i think its funny that the most selected choice so far is the second choice - 1-5 people.  i guess people who post on message boards really dont get laid that much. or are just really really respect their bodies.  Eh...who am i kidding? oh well i tried to save a few souls

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 01:24 PM

EliSnow wrote: JustJon wrote: someone's been to a Ladies Knight party. It was ladies knight and the feeling was right Oh what a Knight.<a href="http://www.ladiesknight.com/">www.ladiesknight.com</a>I went to one of these parties last saturday...it was pretty fun!!

SinA

11-21-2006, 01:28 PM

<----------I'll say 1-5, since we're only counting people.

fattypnemonia

11-21-2006, 01:31 PM

SinA wrote: <----------I'll say 1-5, since we're only counting people. shit im hopin 1-5 at the christmas party! (hopefully of the total whore type)

Yerdaddy

11-21-2006, 01:31 PM

Double matchsticks for me. There's a few women on the board I'd sleep with. And by a few I mean all. Or any. Or any who would be willing to drink a drink I gave them without sniffing it first.

fattypnemonia

11-21-2006, 01:35 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: Double matchsticks for me. There's a few women on the board I'd sleep with. And by a few I mean all. Or any. Or any who would be willing to drink a drink I gave them without sniffing it first.  ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HHAHA great post

sr71blackbird

11-21-2006, 01:57 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. I'd like to be one <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" width="18" height="18" /> This is how many I've had <img src="http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/stockdisc/sd123/182471sdc.jpg" border="0" width="87" height="76" />

mikeyboy

11-21-2006, 02:01 PM

This thread is starting to stink of alcohol, latex and personal lubricant.

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 02:06 PM

This thread is starting to stink of alcohol, latex and personal lubricant.better then garlic

Bill From Yorktown

11-21-2006, 02:11 PM

I've got no secrets - 5 (ok 4 if you only count bumping uglies)

empulse

11-21-2006, 02:37 PM

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This message was edited by empulse on 11-21-06 @ 7:37 PM

torker

11-21-2006, 02:48 PM

It sounds like it's time for a RonFez.net orgy.

El Mudo

11-21-2006, 02:54 PM

Nice. What are we looking at?  Rabbit?  Silver Bullet? Pocket Rocket? Strap on?  Double end dildo?  Anal beads? Ben Wa balls? Nipple clamps? Should I be afraid to ask what "Ben Wa Balls" are?  I'm already afraid to google it...

keithy_19

11-21-2006, 03:00 PM

torker wrote: It sounds like it's time for a RonFez.net orgy.Dibs on Reeshy, shellebink, and dave,. 

This message was edited by keithy_19 on 11-21-06 @ 7:01 PM

Tenbatsuzen

11-21-2006, 03:29 PM

mikeyboy wrote: This thread is starting to stink of alcohol, latex and personal lubricant. Don't most that involve Stugots and Shelle?

CaptClown

11-21-2006, 03:39 PM

I stopped counting somewhere around 30. Yerdaddy wrote:  There's a few women on the board I'd sleep with. And by a few I mean all. Or any. Or any who would be willing to drink a drink I gave them without sniffing it first.Great minds think a like. 

This message was edited by CaptClown on 11-21-06 @ 7:41 PM

foodcourtdruide

11-21-2006, 03:40 PM

11. I think it's a solid number for a 25 year old.

Yerdaddy

11-21-2006, 03:46 PM

foodcourtdruide wrote: 11. I think it's a solid number for a 25 year old. It is. That's why it sucks that I'm 38.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:30 PM

EliSnow wrote: Okay, for the sake of us all, I'm shortening the quotes: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: tenaciousc wrote: damn i didn't have time to pack. oh well who needs clothes anyway?   true, not like anyone is leaving the suite.And it's easier when going through airport security.Besides..... jacuzzi and clothes don't mix. I packed toys only.Nice. What are we looking at? Rabbit? Silver Bullet? Pocket Rocket? Strap on? Double end dildo? Anal beads? Ben Wa balls? Nipple clamps?Let's see......definitely the rabbit.  A glass dildo.....a strap on...and some anal beads....are things you would find  in the suitcase. Stugots....didn't your mother ever teach you to play with things that are electric OUTSIDE the water?! JJ that would be some security search.....

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:30 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:   This thread is starting to stink of alcohol, latex and personal lubricant. better then garlic BABY fixed it for ya.

Gvac

11-21-2006, 04:31 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. Stop...I'm blushing!  And besides,  you're a married woman now!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 04:37 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: mikeyboy wrote: This thread is starting to stink of alcohol, latex and personal lubricant. Don't most that involve Stugots and Shelle?   since i resemble that remark, i am not insulted by it in the least.  thanks, i am in good company. EFFME, i was wondering if you had the type of toys that can be used underwater. Mudo, happy birthday and yes be very afraid.   i got dibs of Horsepants.GVAC, we all have our wish lists, its the holiday season after all and mine just got longer thanks to a certain someone.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:39 PM

Gvac wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. Stop...I'm blushing! And besides, you're a married woman now! Gvac, you know you will always be my number 1.  Lou understands.  Besides I met you first on the sitcom bus tour ride thingy in 4/01...good times.  By default that gives you rights....

Gvac

11-21-2006, 04:41 PM

I can be there in an hour.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:43 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EFFME, i was wondering if you had the type of toys that can be used underwater. Oh yes I do...here it is.   Boy it sure does pack a PUNCH.<img src="http://www.intrepidmuseumstore.com/prodimg/s101940.jpg" border="0" width="414" height="186" />

Tenbatsuzen

11-21-2006, 04:43 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: Gvac wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd like to sleep with a few on this board. Stop...I'm blushing! And besides, you're a married woman now! Gvac, you know you will always be my number 1. Lou understands. Besides I met you first on the sitcom bus tour ride thingy in 4/01...good times. By default that gives you rights....  Prima Nocte?

EliSnow

11-21-2006, 04:44 PM

Gvac wrote: I can be there in an hour. So you'll arrive in 60 minutes and cum in 2?

Gvac

11-21-2006, 04:47 PM

EliSnow wrote: Gvac wrote: I can be there in an hour. So you'll arrive in 60 minutes and cum in 2? Damn, I gotta do the foreplay thing?

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:48 PM

Gvac wrote: EliSnow wrote: Gvac wrote: I can be there in an hour. So you'll arrive in 60 minutes and cum in 2? Damn, I gotta do the foreplay thing? I'm okay with wham bam thank you ma'am.

Gvac

11-21-2006, 04:50 PM

Thank God!  That makes my total round trip 2 hours and 37 seconds.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:53 PM

Gvac wrote: Thank God! That makes my total round trip 2 hours and 37 seconds. 2 hours and 37 seconds.  Not bad for a quickie. Could we SQUEEZE in a pee in the butt somewhere in that time frame?

lleeder

11-21-2006, 04:53 PM

Whatever my number is I can honestly say they left the situation underwelmed and disgusted.

Gvac

11-21-2006, 04:55 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: Gvac wrote: Thank God! That makes my total round trip 2 hours and 37 seconds. 2 hours and 37 seconds. Not bad for a quickie. Could we SQUEEZE in a pee in the butt somewhere in that time frame?   Anything for you, Boobsie.

keithy_19

11-21-2006, 10:55 PM

After reading through this thread I need a shower.                 And not to pleasure myself with the soap.

spoon

11-22-2006, 12:48 AM

Oh god.  <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="18" />  <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="18" height="18" />

reeshy

11-22-2006, 12:53 AM

I have probably slept with thousands of people.....oh....you mean fucked????   well......

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-22-2006, 03:29 AM

I lost my virginity when I was 24 (not by choice) and I'm 39... 12. I don't remember the last name of the guy I gave it up to. And I refer to one guy as, "The Irish Guy."Is that bad?(Mind you, I haven't had sex in 2 years so I think I've reclaimed my virginity).

landarch

11-22-2006, 04:22 AM

5.  Stopped short at that number when I met my wife at 19.  Been 5 for the last 11 years.

EliSnow

11-22-2006, 05:24 AM

By the way, I assume we're talking about the number of persons that we've had sexual intercourse with.  If we're talking about oral sex or other types of sexual activities not including sexual intercourse, then my number is "Way above 30."