People are F#*@ing Animals!

[Judge Smails]

<p>FUCKING ANIMALS!&nbsp; My five-year old daughter just touched a used condom on the playground.&nbsp; My wife had a baby shower to go to, so I figured I'd do some daddy/child bonding and brought the kids to the playground.&nbsp; We're not there more than five minutes when my daughter calls out to me and says: &quot;Daddy look what I found!&quot; as she's holding up someone's filthy rubber.&nbsp; I think she must have thought it was a balloon.</p><p>This thing was at the top of the slide where there's like this little clubhouse thing which is only big enough for a kid to get into.&nbsp; It wasn't just carelessly tossed.&nbsp; Someone must have mad a conscious effort to put it in a place where they were sure a kid would find it before an adult did.</p><p>I just ran over to her and grabbed it out of her hands and tossed it in the trash.&nbsp; It was sticky -&nbsp; not sure if it was jizz or lubricant or God knows what else was on it.&nbsp; Now I'm somewhat of a germ-a-phobe, so I wiped her little hands on my pants.&nbsp; I brought to the water fountain but it seems to have already been shut off for the winter.&nbsp; I told my kids to get in the car so we could go home and wash her hands.&nbsp;Then they're screaming because they don't understand why we have to leave already.</p><p>I HATE all fucking people right now.</p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>Man, if you had this on videotape, it would certainly win on Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos.</p><p>That is sick. Fuckin' savages.</p>

[Kevin]

Yea Dave is a nasty Mo Fo

[ChrisTheCop]

Nice to know pedophiles are at least practicing safe sex these days.

[torker]

Back in high school, I used to visit my girlfriend when she would babysit.&nbsp; We had always practiced safe sex.&nbsp; On one vistit&nbsp;I brought along a sheep(y) skin condom&nbsp;that came in a two-piece blue capsule like thingy.&nbsp; We were doing our thing&nbsp;with the condom.&nbsp; We decided to go with out the condom for the first time.&nbsp; The next day my girlfriend&nbsp;was confronted by the woman she had&nbsp;done the babysitting for because she found her kid chewing on half of the condom&nbsp;holder.&nbsp; The woman told her &quot;Well, at tleast you are being careful.&quot;&nbsp;Ooops. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 11-19-06 @ 1:09 PM</span>

[nevnut]

<p>Ever been hit by a used syringe while surveying along a busy interstate?&nbsp; </p><p>Didn't happen to me but happened to my work partner while working on freeways in Salt Lake City.</p><p>Luckily he didn't get stuck.</p>

[spoon]

That's fucking awful man.&nbsp; Some kids were probably fucking in the playground last night (teenagers) while drinking.&nbsp; Back in the day people in my school would always get action from chicks in those moon&nbsp;huts.&nbsp; But at least we had the decency to go bare-back.&nbsp; What a bunch savages the kids are these days!

[torker]

Ribbed for her pleasure...ewww.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.port.hu/picture/instance_4/64166_4.jpg" border="0" width="49" height="75" />

[reillyluck]

<p>Look on the bright side, at least it didnt turn out like Torker's story and she was chewing on it.&nbsp; </p><p>Lesson learned: always carry antibacterial&nbsp;gel with you when you go to the park.</p>

[spoon]

Or some lube bc that's hot!

[Contra]

Ehh shit happens

[SatCam]

whoops, sorry about that smails

[DarkHippie]

Was it a magnum?&nbsp; I feel like I wanna blame a black guy

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>A very close second to that is those trucker bottles full of pee on the side of the road. Yuck.</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO02GBFzM0ApeKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=135d5a1nr/EXP=1164061236/**http%3a//msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050523/truckerjugs.hlarge.jpg" border="0" width="443" height="133" /></p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>When I was 10, my family and I lived in Paris and our rec soccer league had to hire a cleaning crew to go over the fields in the mornings we had games (on the weekends) and have them get rid of all the used condoms and drugs shit and other, uh, &quot;stuff.&quot;</p><p>Good times, good times...</p>

[angelinad128]

I don't blame you for being pissed and disgusted. I don't know how I would react if my daughter would have come up to me with it.&nbsp; I'm so glad that has never happened!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the guy who left it must of been a real scumbag....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seriously: sorry you and your kids had to experience that...</p>

[burrben]

so no one fucked an animal?

[DJEvelEd]

I hope you didn't overreact too much or your daughter is going to have some serious issues with balloons now.
Be happy it wasn't a syringe.
Welcome to our sick world.
Expect worse to come.

[JimmyDuvet]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />whoops, sorry about that smails <p>Yeah man, had we not been so gacked up that night we might not have overlooked that one.</p>

[A.J.]

Yes they are.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

it was probably one of them USC football players...