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ShelleBink
11-17-2006, 04:04 PM
So I had a sex dream while sleeping on the train back from the city.&nbsp; It involved the person I like a lot and happened to talk to shortly before getting on the train.&nbsp; All I know is I woke up disappointed and wanting a cigarette.<br />
Gaia
11-17-2006, 04:06 PM
oooHHH. I havent had one of those in a while, I'm jealous.
Gvac
11-17-2006, 04:08 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;I woke up disappointed and wanting a cigarette.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Welcome to my world. <br />
sr71blackbird
11-17-2006, 04:13 PM
<p>Did the train go through a tunnel?</p><p><img height="341" src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2004/LastTrainRide.jpg" width="491" border="0" /></p>
Hottub
11-17-2006, 04:15 PM
<p>At least you didn't get wood, like I do!</p><p>Then you gotta switch cars.</p>
Lumber
11-17-2006, 04:17 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At least you didn't get wood, like I do!</p><p>Then you gotta switch cars.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Did somebody say, &quot;Get Wood&quot; ?</p>
Gaia
11-17-2006, 04:31 PM
<p>Pressure treated or regular?</p><p><img src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/rfgaia/wood.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Bulldogcakes
11-17-2006, 04:33 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />So I had a sex dream while sleeping on the train back from the city.&nbsp; It involved the person I like a lot and happened to talk to shortly before getting on the train.&nbsp; All I know is I woke up disappointed and wanting a cigarette.<br /><p>If you woke up disappointed, I know the dream wasn't about me. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>
Bulldogcakes
11-17-2006, 04:34 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />So I had a sex dream while sleeping on the train back from the city.&nbsp; It involved the person I like a lot and happened to talk to shortly before getting on the train.&nbsp; All I know is I woke up disappointed and wanting a cigarette.<br /><p>If you woke up disappointed, I know the dream wasn't about me. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>
Gaia
11-17-2006, 04:36 PM
Holy double post batman!!! Is it your personal goal to double post in all the threads tonight???
Kevin
11-17-2006, 04:38 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Holy double post batman!!! Is it your personal goal to double post in all the threads tonight??? <p>HA!</p>
Kevin
11-17-2006, 04:38 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Holy double post batman!!! Is it your personal goal to double post in all the threads tonight??? <p>HA!</p>
Bulldogcakes
11-17-2006, 04:41 PM
Sorry. I'm trying to get used to internet explorer. I cant take Mozilla anymore.
ShelleBink
11-17-2006, 04:42 PM
the weirdest part was the acts themselves.&nbsp; it was nothing unusual, but its not what i prefer, yet, i was totally into it.&nbsp; and no, it wasn't anal.<br />
johnniewalker
11-17-2006, 04:43 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />the weirdest part was the acts themselves. it was nothing unusual, but its not what i prefer, yet, i was totally into it. and no, it wasn't anal.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Watersports?<br />
Death Metal Moe
11-17-2006, 04:43 PM
Was it akward just because of waking up in public after dreaming about a private act or that you're afraid you might have made some sort of noise as you slept?<br />
Death Metal Moe
11-17-2006, 04:44 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />the weirdest part was the acts themselves.&nbsp; it was nothing unusual, but its not what i prefer, yet, i was totally into it.&nbsp; and no, it wasn't anal.<br /><p><img src="http://www.bestthings.nl/product/images/extra-334-twister_mensen.jpg" border="0" /></p>
SatCam
11-17-2006, 05:46 PM
<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At least you didn't get wood, like I do!</p><p>Then you gotta switch cars.</p><p> Did somebody say, "Get Wood" ?</p><p></p>

Hey Earl, we getting any wood back there?
Marc with a c
11-17-2006, 05:51 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />the weirdest part was the acts themselves.&nbsp; it was nothing unusual, but its not what i prefer, yet, i was totally into it.&nbsp; and no, it wasn't anal.<br /><p>i'm guessing it was anal.</p>
mikeyboy
11-17-2006, 05:52 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />the weirdest part was the acts themselves.&nbsp; it was nothing unusual, but its not what i prefer, yet, i was totally into it.&nbsp; and no, it wasn't anal.<br /><p>i'm guessing it was anal.</p><p>Yeah.&nbsp; &quot;no, it wasn't anal&quot; is definitely code for anal.</p>
OGC
11-17-2006, 05:59 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />So I had a sex dream while sleeping on the train back from the city.&nbsp; It involved the person I like a lot and happened to talk to shortly before getting on the train.&nbsp; All I know is I woke up disappointed and wanting a cigarette.<br /><p><font size="3">Don't you know that smoking is bad for your health ?</font></p>
SinA
11-17-2006, 06:35 PM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />So I had a sex dream while sleeping on the train back from the city.&nbsp; It involved the person I like a lot and happened to talk to shortly before getting on the train.&nbsp; All I know is I woke up disappointed and wanting a cigarette.<br /><p><font size="3">Don't you know that smoking is bad for your health ?</font></p><p>but smoking in your dreams is ok.</p><p>man i wanna nap-smoke right now.</p>
Death Metal Moe
11-17-2006, 06:39 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />the weirdest part was the acts themselves.&nbsp; it was nothing unusual, but its not what i prefer, yet, i was totally into it.&nbsp; and no, it wasn't anal.<br /><p>i'm guessing it was anal.</p><p>Yeah.&nbsp; &quot;no, it wasn't anal&quot; is definitely code for anal.</p><p>WEll my daddy taught me that &quot;No&quot; means &quot;Anal&quot; and &quot;I'm reporting this to the police&quot; means &quot;More anal.&quot;</p>
ShelleBink
11-18-2006, 12:05 PM
No, it was actually getting oral.&nbsp; I don't mind it, but its not what I prefer when fooling around with someone.&nbsp; I think this is a sign to let this guy do this to me though, coz if he's half as good as the dream... I won't ever want to wear pants again.
Hottub
11-18-2006, 12:27 PM
<p>Good God. Do I love the carpet!</p><p>No. Really!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I said really, reilly!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="18" height="18" /></p><p>(Best I can do with the new, shitty smiley's.)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 11-18-06 @ 4:31 PM</span>
AnomalisticAnna
11-18-2006, 02:59 PM
I suppose I would have sex dreams on the train if I wasn't crammed in a subway car with 300 smelly gooks who apprently don't brush their teeth. Its hard to dream of being in the throes of passion when all I smell is rotting flesh and spoiled food.