I've been eating a lot of bacon.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I almost NEVER eat bacon.&nbsp; It's VERY rare.&nbsp; I may have bacon once or twice a year, when my mom makes it on Christmas morning.&nbsp; Maybe a bacon cheeseburger.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Last night we went to a diner, and had loaded fries with a ton of bacon piled onto it, and this morning for lunch, I had a turkey club wrap.&nbsp; I usually pull the bacon off, but it was a wrap and I risked destroying the structual integrity of the sandwich.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like bacon, I just know that it's so horrible for you, I rarely eat it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think I'm going to put in for a bacon moratorium.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Lucky, I used a McDonalds coupon for lunch. Yech.

[A.J.]

<p>As much as I love &quot;bacons&quot; (as the cafeteria staff in my building calls it), I ate more bacon in Saudi Arabia than I do here.&nbsp; It was <em>haram</em> and it was fun!</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">As my man, Jules, from Pulp Fiction once said: Pigs are filthy animals.</font></p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/"><strong>Vincent</strong></a>: Want some bacon? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: No man, I don't eat pork. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/">Vincent</a></strong>: Are you Jewish? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/">Vincent</a></strong>: Why not? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/">Vincent</a></strong>: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/">Vincent</a></strong>: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: I don't eat dog either. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/">Vincent</a></strong>: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000237/">Vincent</a></strong>: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000168/">Jules</a></strong>: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.tarantino.wz.cz/clanky/svik/img/12.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[lindak]

<p>nice pulp fiction quote but I still love bacon.&nbsp; </p><p>BLT's rule.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>I had stopped eating breakfast for the most part for years and years. I just now started eating it again, and I can't stop making myself bacon. God knows how much it murders my health.<br /></p>

[reillyluck]

i heart bacon!&nbsp; I&nbsp;heart Pork Chops!&nbsp; I&nbsp;heart pig.&nbsp; My brother is a cop too. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-16-06 @ 2:48 PM</span>

[RadioMatthew]

[quote]<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br><p>Last night we went to a diner, and had loaded fries with a ton of bacon piled onto it, and this morning for lunch, I had a turkey club wrap. I usually pull the bacon off, but it was a wrap and I risked destroying the structual integrity of the sandwich.</p>[quote]<p>You are going to DIE at 40.</p>

[Gaia]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;but it was a wrap and I risked destroying the structual integrity of the sandwich.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I love the fact that you described it like this, dont know why, I just do. </p>

[Aggie]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i heart bacon!&nbsp; I&nbsp;heart Pork Chops!&nbsp; I&nbsp;heart pig.&nbsp; <p>Me too! As Homer once said, only 'a wonderful, magical animal' could produce such goodness.</p><p>Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? <br />Lisa: No. <br />Homer: Ham? <br />Lisa: No. <br />Homer: Pork chops? <br />Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. <br />Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>RadioMatthew</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Last night we went to a diner, and had loaded fries with a ton of bacon piled onto it, and this morning for lunch, I had a turkey club wrap. I usually pull the bacon off, but it was a wrap and I risked destroying the structual integrity of the sandwich.</p><p>You are going to DIE at 40.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sheepy, that is not nice at all.&nbsp;</p><blockquote />

[Fallon]

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[DolaMight]

rf.net loves bacon. you're not alone out there.

[JPMNICK]

I ate turkey bacon the other day for the 1st time, and I have to say i did not hate it. i do not eat bacon at all like i used to, but if i did i would try to rotate some turkey bacon into it.

[Death Metal Moe]

My father is Muslim and recently brought home beef bacon. It actually wasn't that bad. A little chewy but tasted pretty good.

[TooLowBrow]

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"how many bacon jokes is he gonna do?"
hilarious!

[Hottub]

I think you could hickory smoke a turd and it would be pretty good.



Oh yeah. No more bacon for the Tub. Dr.'s orders.:glurps:

[A.J.]

My father is Muslim and recently brought home beef bacon. It actually wasn't that bad. A little chewy but tasted pretty good.

I had it a lot in the Middle East. I guess the best way to describe the taste is like Sizzlean (if anyone remembers this stuff)

[JPMNICK]

I think you could hickory smoke a turd and it would be pretty good.



Oh yeah. No more bacon for the Tub. Dr.'s orders.:glurps:

what does he know? you look healthy from the outside

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cool , another thread where I can confess my love for Bacon

Id leave my wife for Bacon

I keed I keed

:king:

[underdog]

I go to a Brazilian place for lunch sometimes, and usually get either steak tips with garlic stuffed in them or brisket with garlic stuffed in it and a piece of chicken wrapped in bacon.

A little while ago, I went and asked if they had any steak tips with garlic and the guy serving the food said, "Oh, sorry, I don't have any just stuffed with garlic. They have bacon wrapped around them, too. Would that be alright?"

A steak tip, stuffed with garlic, wrapped in bacon is the single greatest thing ever.

[TooLowBrow]

Id leave my wife for Bacon






http://www.fundraisers.com/eventblog/picseventblog/kevinbacon.jpg
Which one?

theyre playing where i work this weekend!

The Bacon Brothers
Saturday, October 6, 2007

Landmark on Main Street - the Jeanne Rimsky Theater
232 Main St
Port Washington, New York 11050

[SatCam]

wednesday: bacon cheeseburger
thursday: bacon egg and cheese
today: bacon, chicken and bleu cheese


whoops

[Fallon]

"how many bacon jokes is he gonna do?"
hilarious!

That's my favorite part. I love that he's on Conan all the time.

[sailor]

<p>I almost NEVER eat bacon.&nbsp; It's VERY rare.&nbsp; I may have bacon once or twice a year, when my mom makes it on Christmas morning.&nbsp; Maybe a bacon cheeseburger.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Last night we went to a diner, and had loaded fries with a ton of bacon piled onto it, and this morning for lunch, I had a turkey club wrap.&nbsp; I usually pull the bacon off, but it was a wrap and I risked destroying the structual integrity of the sandwich.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like bacon, I just know that it's so horrible for you, I rarely eat it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think I'm going to put in for a bacon moratorium.</p>

i know i'm 11 months late, but why not order it without bacon rather than remove it afterwards?

[Angelfuck]

I had it a lot in the Middle East. I guess the best way to describe the taste is like Sizzlean (if anyone remembers this stuff)

oh god that wasnt even close to real bacon, doesnt matter how cheap the bacon is, its always better than fake bacon! has anyone ever deep fried bacon? sooooooo good, and surprisingly not greasy at all, only works if you like really crispy bacon though :thumbup:

[Tenbatsuzen]

A little chewy but tasted pretty good.

Well, that's a fine addition to your current mod quote.

i know i'm 11 months late, but why not order it without bacon rather than remove it afterwards?

Have you ever waited tables or worked in food service? I'd rather just take care of it myself than leave it up to someone who really couldn't care less about my happiness.

That being said, I had a bacon cheeseburger the other night. Delicious

[ChrisTheCop]

This is as close to an appreciation thread I'll ever get here, so thankyou.

'specially Aggie and Reilly.

[sailor]

Have you ever waited tables or worked in food service? I'd rather just take care of it myself than leave it up to someone who really couldn't care less about my happiness.

other than working at a burger king in high school, no. it just seems a waste of food to plan on throwing it out.

[Tenbatsuzen]

other than working at a burger king in high school, no. it just seems a waste of food to plan on throwing it out.

Not eating the bacon is not going to bring the pig back to life.

[sailor]

Not eating the bacon is not going to bring the pig back to life.

but they don't have to kill a new one till they run out of stock.

[IMSlacker]

<p>I almost NEVER eat bacon.&nbsp; It's VERY rare.&nbsp;</p>

Hmmm. I've never tried rare bacon before. I'm pretty sure that can make you really sick.

[Thebazile78]

it just seems a waste of food to plan on throwing it out.

That's where I come in.

If he doesn't order his sammich without bacon, I will eat the bacon for him.

[led37zep]

Just tell people you're on a low carb diet and eat as much bacon as you'd like.