I Cracked My Nuts!!!

[PapaBear]

<p>It's that time of year again. I always love to eat mixed nuts this time of year.</p><p>Which kind of nut are the best at retrieving from the shell whole? Only pick &quot;chestnut&quot; or &quot;almond&quot;&nbsp;if you totally suck at cracking mixed nuts. They're too damn easy.</p><p>And, yes... We know what your dad used to call Brazil Nuts!</p>

[crb1]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And, yes... We know what your dad used to call Brazil Nuts!</p><p>He used to call them Panama Legumes.&nbsp; My dad's a goofy bastard.</p>

[OGC]

<p><font size="2">Brazil Nuts are next to impossible to get out completely intact.</font></p><p><font size="2">Walnuts&nbsp;are a little easier than pecans, chestnuts and almonds are no challange at all.</font></p><p><font size="2">Why is it only this time of year that we eat these ?</font></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>write in: pistacchio and cashews</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>write in: pistacchio and cashews</p><p>Fancypants! </p><p>I've never seen cashews still in the shell.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i didn't read you entire post. i have not seen a cashew in a shell either.</p><p>and it's horsepants thank you very much.</p>

[SatCam]

And, yes... We know what your dad used to call Brazil Nuts!

African American Limbs?

[FUNKMAN]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/28984/page/do_you_suck_on_salty_nuts_.htm" target="_self">what do you say we join our nuts together?</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i's say roasted chestnuts...</p>

[WhistlePig]

I love pistachios but you don't need a nutcracker for them. I'd say next to
them the ol' brazil nut. It's weird how white the nutmeat is inside.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />I love pistachios but you don't need a nutcracker for them. I'd say next to them the ol' brazil nut. <strong>It's weird how white the nutmeat is inside</strong>. <p>no disrespect but for some strange reason that sounded hot....</p>

[El Mudo]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />And, yes... We know what your dad used to call Brazil Nuts!

African American Limbs?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Technically it's a digit, not a limb&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[feralBoy]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>write in: pistacchio and cashews</p><p>Fancypants! </p><p>I've never seen cashews still in the shell.</p><p>Cashews are related to poison ivy.&nbsp; The shells have a oil that is caustic, and will make you itch.&nbsp; So, they are always sold out of the shell.</p>

[PapaBear]

I got my first bag of nuts for the season last night. There's only like five Brazil nuts in a two pound bad! What the fuck?!

[spoon]

I got my first bag of nuts for the season last night. There's only like five Brazil nuts in a two pound bad! What the fuck?!

crack donna brazil's nuts instead you weird fuck!

[PapaBear]

crack donna brazil's nuts instead you weird fuck!
You'd be surprised how many threads there are about mixed nuts on this message board. That post about cashews being like poison ivy kinda freaked me out.

[cougarjake13]

Almonds easily

[disneyspy]

i have a handful of nuts everyday

[A.J.]

i have a handful of nuts everyday

On Page 12?

[disneyspy]

On Page 12?

you better start the listening thread soon if you want to see em

[FatassTitePants]

<p>Cashews are related to poison ivy.&nbsp; The shells have a oil that is caustic, and will make you itch.&nbsp; So, they are always sold out of the shell.</p>

And they are connected to a sweet berry of some kind that rots so fast that it cannot be shipped. They make it into a drink that you can only get local.