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torker

11-14-2006, 05:13 PM

It's your choice, bunky.<img height="191" src="http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2005/images/justice-7.jpg" width="369" border="0" />Top or bottom?

nevnut

11-14-2006, 05:36 PM

I'm a top.               NO HOMO!!

Don Stugots

11-14-2006, 05:37 PM

i'm a top.  horsepants is a bottom.

johnniewalker

11-14-2006, 05:38 PM

I'm always the odd man out, I'm always on top.  It sucks.

Death Metal Moe

11-14-2006, 05:39 PM

Bottom.  Let the top bunker do all the work. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! But seriously, bottom.  It never happens but I was afraid to fall out of the top bunk as a kid.

PapaBear

11-14-2006, 06:30 PM

I used to like the top, but I broke 3 ribs getting out of the top bunk in jail. Besides... on the bottom bunk you can build a cool fort.

Marc with a c

11-14-2006, 06:33 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: But seriously, bottom.  It never happens but I was afraid to fall out of the top bunk as a kid.i fell off the top bunk.

johnniewalker

11-14-2006, 06:35 PM

PapaBear wrote: I used to like the top, but I broke 3 ribs getting out of the top bunk in jail. Besides... on the bottom bunk you can build a cool fort. I'm going to guess everyone was really nice to you and quite sensitive to your feelings after this.

RoseBlood

11-14-2006, 06:35 PM

torker wrote: It's your choice, bunky.<img height="191" src="http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2005/images/justice-7.jpg" width="369" border="0" />Top or bottom?  Nice prison cell pic.  Btw, I voted bottom cause sometimes I'm tired and just wanna get some sleep.

This message was edited by RoseBlood on 11-14-06 @ 10:37 PM

PapaBear

11-14-2006, 06:43 PM

johnniewalker wrote: PapaBear wrote: I used to like the top, but I broke 3 ribs getting out of the top bunk in jail. Besides... on the bottom bunk you can build a cool fort.  I'm going to guess everyone was really nice to you and quite sensitive to your feelings after this. Actually, they were. It was the holding cell, and it was loaded with about 30 very rough looking people. As soon as I hit the floor, they started yelling for a D.O. One of them gave up his bottom bunk for me, because I could hardly move. Several of them told me they were worried I was dead when I hit the floor. I had only been in the cell for 15 minutes, before I fell.The asshole medics were a different story, though. They gave me some Tylenol, and sent me back to the cell.

FUNKMAN

11-14-2006, 07:13 PM

bottomfarts travel upward

feralBoy

11-14-2006, 07:27 PM

When I was a kid, I had the top bunk.  I was annoying my brother one night by swinging my hands.  He grabbed my hands and yanked me down.  I fell face first, and rug burned my face.  That was the last night my mom let us sleep in the same room.  I moved to the basement after that.

Fallon

11-14-2006, 07:40 PM

Bottom. When I wake up to piss it's hard enough to remember where I am, I'd fall off for sure.

FUNKMAN

11-14-2006, 07:51 PM

growing up we had 4 of us in one room so 2 sets bunkbeds across from each other. we would stay up sometimes making up poems about each other"there goes billy down the road getting ready to take my load""i just saw joe what a disgrace with his football head and pimple face"then if you were lucky you didn't get nailed in the face with a smelly pair of rolled up sweat socks....then we obviously jumped from one to the other playing robin hood and batman and robin. we went through furniture about once a year in our house...

SinA

11-14-2006, 07:52 PM

top first, but switch halfway through the year, just like in the dorm

Marc with a c

11-14-2006, 07:56 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: growing up we had 4 of us in one room so 2 sets bunkbeds across from each other.  would you say funkbeds?

FUNKMAN

11-14-2006, 07:57 PM

Marc with a c wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: growing up we had 4 of us in one room so 2 sets bunkbeds across from each other.  would you say funkbeds?yes you may my good friend, yes you may.... we all dug the Funk

Gaia

11-14-2006, 08:05 PM

Well I used to be a top, then two things happened: 1) I realized much later than I should have, that my sister needed to be watched at all times because she loved doing fucked up things to me.2) I always fell asleep in wierd positions as a kid, one morning I woke up and my legs were asleep. I didnt really pay much attention to it. Well I should have; I jumped down and tumbled to the floor with a THUMP. I didnt break anything but I was sore for a bit afterwards (one of the funnier incidents). I was good for getting into some really fucked up situations and not having to go to the ER. Most times that is.

JimmyDuvet

11-15-2006, 03:23 AM

Whichever one the large man I was sharing a cell with told me to.

ShelleBink

11-15-2006, 04:34 AM

Bottom.  We have a bunkbed at our farmhouse, and the ceilings there are quite low.  So, whoever got the top bunk would undoubtedly smack their head on the ceiling when they woke up.

cougarjake13

11-15-2006, 12:27 PM

Gaia wrote: Well I used to be a top, then two things happened: 1) I realized much later than I should have, that my sister needed to be watched at all times because she loved doing fucked up things to me.so wouldnt it be better to be on the top bunk then ??? it would be harder to get to you without potentially waking you upwhereas on the bottom you're free game

ralphbxny

11-15-2006, 02:10 PM

Top...I used to do the Superfly leap !

Bulldogcakes

11-15-2006, 04:34 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Bottom. Let the top bunker do all the work. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! But seriously, bottom. It never happens but I was afraid to fall out of the top bunk as a kid.  You weren't afraid the top bunk would come crashing down on you as you slept? Killing you instantly?  I'll sleep on the couch.

Gaia

11-16-2006, 02:40 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: Gaia wrote: Well I used to be a top, then two things happened: 1) I realized much later than I should have, that my sister needed to be watched at all times because she loved doing fucked up things to me.so wouldnt it be better to be on the top bunk then ??? it would be harder to get to you without potentially waking you upwhereas on the bottom you're free game No. If she were on the top, I could hear her get off. If she were on the bottom It would be less likely that I would hear her, plus If I was on the bottom I could see what was going on better.

outlawfrank

11-16-2006, 02:51 PM

Bottom.  When I wake up to piss...coming through the mattress above I then have myself a slice of heaven. Fallon wrote: Bottom. When I wake up to piss it's hard enough to remember where I am, I'd fall off for sure.

Krieger

11-16-2006, 08:09 PM

I always wanted a bunk bed as a kid but now i realize i didnt want one , i just wanted a high up bed that touched the ceiling. I want to get a bed with a slide now lol. Uhhhh funny story , when my older brother and sister who are like 32 and 30 now were little they tried to make theyre own bunkbed when they were like 4 and 6 and i think my dad took a pic of what the "custom made bunk bed" looked like the morning after. The thing collapsed , my sister who was on the bottom of it, you could only see her arm from under the mattress and you see my older bro just sleeping there all casually on the top of the mattress. I couldnt stop laughing. It was great.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-16-2006, 08:51 PM

You weren't afraid the top bunk would come crashing down on you as you slept? Killing you instantly?  That, and the fact that if you are on the bottom and the person on the top pisses the bed or blows chunks, you are in a very bad spot. I'll take the top please.

MasterSoySauce

11-17-2006, 05:41 AM

i fell from the top and broke my arm when i was 6, i still go top bunk, but now im thinking bottom. I'm just confused.

lindak

11-17-2006, 10:14 AM

feralBoy wrote: When I was a kid, I had the top bunk.  I was annoying my brother one night by swinging my hands.  He grabbed my hands and yanked me down.  I fell face first, and rug burned my face.  That was the last night my mom let us sleep in the same room.  I moved to the basement after that.            that made me chuckle <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />              I would take bottom. Easier to roll in and out of.

Don Stugots

11-17-2006, 10:19 AM

Gaia wrote: Well I used to be a top, then two things happened: 2) I always fell asleep in wierd positions as a kid, one morning I woke up and my legs were asleep. I didnt really pay much attention to it. Well I should have; I jumped down and tumbled to the floor with a THUMP. I didnt break anything but I was sore for a bit afterwards (one of the funnier incidents). I was good for getting into some really fucked up situations and not having to go to the ER. Most times that is.    i just had water come out of my nose.  nice.