Garlic Baby

[mikeyboy]

So anyway, last night I had parent-teacher conferences at my older daughter's school.  Since my wife is out of town, my sister-in-law and her husband met me at the school and took the kids out for pizza while I met with the teacher.  They gave the baby some garlic bread to eat, and either didn't realize it was garlic bread, or didn't realize that it was really, really strong.  Regardless, the baby didn't seem to mind.  By the time I arrived, she did have some first class garlic breath.  Fast forward to this morning, when I awoke to an intense garlic smell.  It was the baby's diaper.  I've never encountered a wet diaper that smelled so strong.  I don't think she ate that much garlic, but when you're under 20 pounds, a little goes a long way.  Even now, the smell of garlic seems to be emanating from her.  It's especially noticable if I leave the room and come back.  It's disconcerting, to say the least.  While I in no way am advocating the eating of babies, if you were forced to eat a baby (say if Nazis had your family at gunpoint and it was actually an evil baby who deserved to die), I think this is the way you would want to go with the seasoning.

[ShelleBink]

<p>My brother get sick at the smell of garlic ((he could be a vampire)) and whenever my sis in law has some, it eminates from her pores.&nbsp; Could be happening to your baby.</p><p>I'd marinate her for a lil longer tho, and then fire up the grill.&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

Take her on the 7 train to Queens, everybody on that train has that smell.

[burrben]

call me old-fashioned but i prefer just some simple salt and pepper. a squeeze of lemon is as fancy as i get

[JustJon]

Earl, we got any baby back there?<br />

[EffMeBoobs]

Add a little EVOO....

[FUNKMAN]

don't forget to sprinkle some parmesan as well...

[nate1000]

<p>Slow roasted garlic baby. MMMMMMM I'm starvin.</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">baby love garlic?<br /></font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> While I in no way am advocating the eating of babies, if you were forced to eat a baby (<strong>say you're really hungry and you're too tired to call Dominos</strong> <strike>if Nazis had your family at gunpoint and it was actually an evil baby who deserved to die</strike>), I think this is the way you would want to go with the seasoning.<p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fixed that.</p>

[suggums]

<p><img width="194" height="146" border="0" src="http://www.yikers.com/videos/screenshots/yikers_gino_the_ginny_hits_the_clubs.jpg" /></p><p>you smell these armpits?</p><p>smells like fuckin garlic&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Earl, we got any baby back there?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How about some baby back ribs, made from real babies. mmmmm . . . . &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Once garlic gets into the system, it is vacated through the pores and digestive tract. Powerful stuff.</p><p>After 24 hours, it should be gone. Give her a Lavender bath, brush her gums and give her a baba full of water. Change the diaper often.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Damn. I hope Mrs, Boy is not reading this.</p>

[lintpit]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Earl, we got any baby back there?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How about some baby back ribs, made from real babies. mmmmm . . . . &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did someone say Baby Ribs?? <em><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">Get in me belly baby!</font></em></p>

[torker]

If that garlic bread had sesame seeds that must have been a nice visual to boot.

[Landblast]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />So anyway, last night I had parent-teacher conferences at my older daughter's school. Since my wife is out of town, my sister-in-law and her husband met me at the school and took the kids out for pizza while I met with the teacher. They gave the baby some garlic bread to eat, and either didn't realize it was garlic bread, or didn't realize that it was really, really strong. Regardless, the baby didn't seem to mind. By the time I arrived, she did have some <span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">first class garlic breath.</span> Fast forward to this morning, when I awoke to an intense garlic smell. It was the baby's diaper. I've never encountered a wet diaper that smelled so strong. I don't think she ate that much garlic, but when you're under 20 pounds, a little goes a long way. Even now, the smell of garlic seems to be emanating from her. It's especially noticable if I leave the room and come back. It's disconcerting, to say the least. While I in no way am advocating the eating of babies, if you were forced to eat a baby (say if Nazis had your family at gunpoint and it was actually an evil baby who deserved to die), I think this is the way you would want to go with the seasoning.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>First class huh?!&nbsp; I love it!&nbsp; This is so endearingly cute! It's another page in your life. And your almost halfway through the week.<br /></p><p><font size="7">GARLIC BABY</font> rated R<br /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="146" src="http://www.yikers.com/videos/screenshots/yikers_gino_the_ginny_hits_the_clubs.jpg" width="194" border="0" /></p><p>you smell these armpits?</p><p>smells like fuckin garlic&nbsp;</p><p>Suggums for Admin.</p>

[Don Stugots]

i hate garlic.&nbsp; <br />

[johnniewalker]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />If that garlic bread had sesame seeds that must have been a nice visual to boot.<p>&nbsp;</p>I just booted to the phrase of <span class="postbody">intense garlic smell and wet diaper</span>

[Gvac]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i hate garlic. <br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Congratulations.&nbsp; You are now officially the world's worst wop.<br />

[Gaia]

<span class="post_edited">You guys are killing me....</span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 11-14-06 @ 10:54 PM</span>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Earl, we got any baby back there?<br /><p> </p><p>How about some baby back ribs, made from real babies. mmmmm . . . . </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Meat just dripping off the bone...&nbsp;</p><blockquote />

[A.J.]

On the bright side, no vampires threatened the baby.

[FUNKMAN]

imagine if she also had&nbsp;asparagus?

[ralphbxny]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />call me old-fashioned but i prefer just some simple salt and pepper. a squeeze of lemon is as fancy as i get <p>Or maybe some baby stew. Must be great with some garlic baby!</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Is the Baby's name Lorraine? If it is, I could make a REALLY authentic Quiche Lorraine out of her. <br />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>With all that baby fat, I bet you could make her into a real nice slab of bacon. <br /></p>