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Bulldogcakes

11-12-2006, 08:50 AM

<a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml">PAPER: BRITNEY SEX TAPE BLACKMAIL...</a>  Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.
A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.
One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."
   Hell hath no fury like a boy toy scorned .. . This is just hilarious. Wasn't he all distraught the last time we saw him?     

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-12-06 @ 12:52 PM

burrben

11-12-2006, 09:03 AM

four hours? really? we might have underestimated k-fed

BrentfromTN1

11-12-2006, 09:10 AM

Wow what a dilema.  I would love to batch to Britany getting sexed up, but K-Fed could kill a boner for sure.I am sure I will still be able to batch to those big titties though!

johnniewalker

11-12-2006, 09:16 AM

At least it sounds like he did it up right from the article.  Coke. ecstasy, hookers, and gambling.  Its one thing to say your K-Fed, but its another to be what the media says you are.  Way to go, is this guy really white?

angelinad128

11-12-2006, 09:39 AM

Who couldn't see this coming?  I feel bad for Britney.  

Kevin

11-12-2006, 10:08 AM

angelinad128 wrote: Who couldn't see this coming?  I feel bad for Britney.   Why?? She deserves it for even giving that loser a 2nd fucking look let alone date him and marry him. I have zero remorse for the stupid.

lleeder

11-12-2006, 10:14 AM

angelinad128 wrote: Who couldn't see this coming?  I feel bad for Britney.   Hopefully we can see it coming

Tenbatsuzen

11-12-2006, 10:19 AM

lleeder wrote: angelinad128 wrote: Who couldn't see this coming? I feel bad for Britney. Hopefully we can see it coming   Considering he knocked her up twice in less than 2 years, not likely.

JimBeam

11-12-2006, 10:51 AM

Really.She deserves it for being the home wrecking tramps she is.I lost a lot of respect for Letterman the other night letting her do that drop by.Leave that shit for Leno or Kimmel.

Doctor Z

11-12-2006, 11:10 AM

Anything that allows me to see Britney Spears naked and having intercourse, I'm in favor of. I say release it.

Bulldogcakes

11-12-2006, 11:33 AM

I bet Brirney takes it in the ass.

Hottub

11-12-2006, 11:39 AM

I won't believe it until Fallon confirms it.

green_bay_jake

11-12-2006, 12:22 PM

i've alway had a theory that britney would be an awful lay.  just because she has been led around by her parents and different handlers all of her life and never really got a chance to experience real life.  look at what happened when she got to make her own choices.   the theory was probably just my way of dealing with the fact that i'll never have a chance with her, but it's just a theory i've always had.

Dougie Brootal

11-12-2006, 12:28 PM

i will buy a copy when it comes out...not for any sexual gratification, more for comedic purposes.  just like kfeds cd.

DarkHippie

11-12-2006, 12:34 PM

That kfed is using this as blackmail to get possession of their two kids (and the resulting child support) makes him the world's biggest scumbag. 

OGC

11-12-2006, 12:36 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I bet Brirney takes it in the ass. More like she took it FROM an ass.

keithy_19

11-12-2006, 03:09 PM

I would love if the tape was just K-Fed sitting around jerking off and finish on his stomach and then rubbing it on Spears' cutn while she sleeps.             Wait...I wouldn't like that at all!

DarkHippie

11-12-2006, 05:49 PM

Wait...I wouldn't like that at all!Liar

FUNKMAN

11-12-2006, 05:52 PM

Doctor_Z wrote: Anything that allows me to see Britney Spears naked and having intercourse, I'm in favor of. I say release it. sounds like it wouldn't be the only release that day...

MadMatt

11-12-2006, 06:12 PM

DarkHippie wrote: That kfed is using this as blackmail to get possession of their two kids (and the resulting child support) makes him the world's biggest scumbag.  Not just a scumbag, but completely STUPID!  What court is going to look favorably on something like that?  If he wants custody (which I don't think he does - given his track record it is a bargaining ploy), he shouldn't be putting out anything that makes it look like the motive is revenge.

keithy_19

11-12-2006, 08:15 PM

DarkHippie wrote:  Wait...I wouldn't like that at all!  LiarShhhh.

Don Stugots

11-12-2006, 08:30 PM

Doctor_Z wrote: Anything that allows me to see Britney Spears naked and having intercourse, I'm in favor of. I say release it.   i say the same thing.  lets see it.

spoon

11-13-2006, 12:35 AM

MadMatt wrote: DarkHippie wrote: That kfed is using this as blackmail to get possession of their two kids (and the resulting child support) makes him the world's biggest scumbag.  Not just a scumbag, but completely STUPID!  What court is going to look favorably on something like that?  If he wants custody (which I don't think he does - given his track record it is a bargaining ploy), he shouldn't be putting out anything that makes it look like the motive is revenge.Wait what?!?!  Who gives a shit?  On with the tape!  Ooops I did it again....on the trailer park floor.

DarkHippie

11-13-2006, 02:22 AM

spoon wrote: MadMatt wrote: DarkHippie wrote: That kfed is using this as blackmail to get possession of their two kids (and the resulting child support) makes him the world's biggest scumbag.  Not just a scumbag, but completely STUPID!  What court is going to look favorably on something like that?  If he wants custody (which I don't think he does - given his track record it is a bargaining ploy), he shouldn't be putting out anything that makes it look like the motive is revenge.Wait what?!?!  Who gives a shit?  On with the tape!  Ooops I did it again....on the trailer park floor.Normally I would agree, but I get a little sensitive when there are kids involved.

A.J.

11-13-2006, 03:13 AM

Is there some way we can ship this white trash talentless loser to Iraq?

Krieger

11-13-2006, 03:30 AM

I think thats invasion of privacy , wouldn't he need her consent first before he could release it? I can't see how its legal to release a sex tape if the other person doesn't want it out.  K-Fed is trash and everyone knows it, and WHY DO ANY OF US GIVE  A FUCK! Your just fueling this douchebags soon to be short lived career. Just stop paying attention to celebrity/ fake celbrity's lives and live your own. If we didn't care then he wouldn't have the dead career he made in the past 2 years. Oh and let him have the kids, theyre tainted already with his fag face genes.

spoon

11-13-2006, 03:41 AM

DarkHippie wrote: spoon wrote: MadMatt wrote: DarkHippie wrote: That kfed is using this as blackmail to get possession of their two kids (and the resulting child support) makes him the world's biggest scumbag.  Not just a scumbag, but completely STUPID!  What court is going to look favorably on something like that?  If he wants custody (which I don't think he does - given his track record it is a bargaining ploy), he shouldn't be putting out anything that makes it look like the motive is revenge.Wait what?!?!  Who gives a shit?  On with the tape!  Ooops I did it again....on the trailer park floor.Normally I would agree, but I get a little sensitive when there are kids involved. Having kids is way too easy an out and easy to have.  I give them no credit for it and still could give a shit.

Bulldogcakes

11-13-2006, 03:45 PM

MadMatt wrote:Not just a scumbag, but completely STUPID! What court is going to look favorably on something like that? If he wants custody (which I don't think he does - given his track record it is a bargaining ploy), he shouldn't be putting out anything that makes it look like the motive is revenge. Can you complete a sentence without contradicting yourself? He wants custody, he doesn't want custody. He's using it as bargaining ploy, its revenge. WTF? Sorry Matt, but I think you're really lost on this one. Here's the reason why he's doing it  Federline may be using the sex video in the hope of upping his payout but LEGALLY he's entitled to as little as £160,000 cash.
Britney, then worth £65million, even staged a fake wedding in
September 2004 because the pre-nup was not ready. The couple then went
through a second legal ceremony almost three weeks later. In the first draft of the pre-nup, Federline was due to receive
£18,947 a year in the event of a split. This was later increased to
£157,894 ‘spousal support' for every two years of marriage. As they wed
just over two years ago, this could be all he gets.
 For those not fimiliar with UK/US exchange rates, one British pound is usually about $2 US. So take all these numbers and double them. He still gets squat.  <blockquote />  Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION. That's about 50 million US.  Plain and simple. And in a way, Britney deserves every bit of this. If she wasn't such a hard ass on the pre-nup, he would be getting some hush money with strings attached so he keeps from doing shit like this. She wants to pay him like the help? She gets what's coming. 

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-13-06 @ 8:12 PM

docgoblin

11-13-2006, 04:07 PM

From the article: "She is worried she will become infamous like
Paris Hilton —whose home-made sex video, was put on the internet by her
ex and became one of the world's most popular sites".For all Britney's stupidity in getting involved with this loser, isn't she actually a talented performer? Unlike Paris Hilton Britney Spears had a true talent and career that made her a celebrity. Paris became a celebrity because of the tape. I think she can rise above this, especially given that it is pure blackmail. Her handlers will destroy this toad. 

This message was edited by docgoblin on 11-13-06 @ 8:07 PM

Bulldogcakes

11-13-2006, 04:10 PM

THis sex tape will revive her career, not kill it. The article said she has a "wholesome image"? Are they fucking serious? What is this, 1999?

tbonesteak

11-13-2006, 04:36 PM

How does Kevin come out a loser in all this?  Brittany started the marriage one of the biggest stars and one of the hottest women in the world.  Now she's fat with two kids and is on the downside of her brief and talentless career.K-Fed was a nobody dancing in videos.  Now he's got an album dropping and has his own career launching.Don't be pissed at Brittany.  Kevin is coming out of this thing a winner.

FUNKMAN

11-13-2006, 04:47 PM

hopefully she has a potty mouth. paris was a dullard...

Bulldogcakes

11-13-2006, 04:49 PM

tbonesteak wrote: How does Kevin come out a loser in all this? I'll try againFederline may be using the sex video in the hope of upping his payout but LEGALLY he's entitled to as little as £160,000 cash. That's 300 grand US, from an ex-wife worth 100 million. Look, I think he's as much of a loser as everyone else does. But most guys get clobbered in divorce the majority of the time. In this case she's the one with all the cash, and she's making him leave with cab fare. You think thats smart? Dont complain when he sells the Honeymoon tape for 50 mil.    <blockquote />

reillyluck

11-13-2006, 05:02 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote:  tbonesteak wrote: How does Kevin come out a loser in all this? I'll try again Federline may be using the sex video in the hope of upping his payout but LEGALLY he's entitled to as little as £160,000 cash. That's 300 grand US, from an ex-wife worth 100 million.  Look, I think he's as much of a loser as everyone else does. But most guys get clobbered in divorce the majority of the time. In this case she's the one with all the cash, and she's making him leave with cab fare. You think thats smart? Dont complain when he sells the Honeymoon tape for 50 mil.     what is funny is that this dumb chick was willing to cut everyone out of her life because "kevin is her soulmate".  she went on and on about how their love is going to last an eternity and it hardly made it after the second child was born.  I guess she showed everyone when she wore those "mrs. Federline, he's mine, he loves me" t-shirts.  everyone told her what a complete loser he is and she didnt want to hear it.  she gets what she deserves.  its pretty sad when the ENTIRE world is happy for a divorce.  maybe she can make a t-shirt out of this.  here's your sign:http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/idahoash/untitled.jpg

johnniewalker

11-13-2006, 05:09 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: hopefully she has a potty mouth. paris was a dullard... No kidding, I thought he was going to stop and ask her if he was boring her.  She was the most reactionless lay I've ever seen in my life.