Why are you on a message board on a Saturday night

[Judge Smails]

<p>Get a life, you loser!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously, my wife went out shopping at Kohl's with the next door neighbor, leaving me home to put the kids to bed.&nbsp; If you had told me ten years ago that my life would come to this, I'd have beaten you to death with your own shoes.</p>

[TheRealEddie]

Its only 6pm here so its a tad early. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" /><br />

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">My outdoor stuff involves daylight, and now it's dark.</font></strong>

[Bulldogcakes]

Still too many witnesses around. You have to bury a dead body, you always do it around 3 AM. <br />

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong>UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE</strong></p><p>I'm now watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on G4</p><p>How I look forward to the sweet release of death.</p>

[Fallon]

<p>I'm just watching this over and over.</p><p>NSFW <a href="http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf" target="_blank">http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf&nbsp;</a></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm just watching this over and over.</p><p>NSFW <a href="http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf" target="_blank">http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf&nbsp;</a></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Ewwwwwwwwww! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

[torker]

<p>I'm watching the UFC finals on Spike TV.</p><p>Besides, my wife keeps my ballies in a glass jar on her nightstand.</p>

[angrymissy]

I'm only here during breaks from my Final Fantasy binge, yes, I've thrown my whole weekend away to Final Fantasy

[reeshy]

I have parkinson's syndrome....so my ex-wife is giving me a &quot;MASSAGE&quot;<br />

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My wife went on a trip with her female relatives.&nbsp; I'm at home babysitting my daughter watching Star Wars on Cinemax HD.</font></p>

[mikeyboy]

My wife had a rehearsal this afternoon and is seeing her friend in a performance tonight, so I have the kids.&nbsp; I already dragged them to McFadden's to watch the Notre Dame game with Fez, Dave and Bobby P, so I'm now in for the night.

[fohat]

<p>I'm drinking tequila in my &quot;bachelor pad&quot; and listening to fridays show again.&nbsp; Fez just sang Harper Valley again, so I may be turning it off soon cuz I can't hear that breakdown again.&nbsp; Allthough my heart def. went out to fez when I heard it and I love the lil guy.&nbsp; Earlier I bought the orig. Neverwinter Nights and for My characters Diety I called it Fez.</p><p>Any single chicks in the DC area wanna PM me?&nbsp; :)</p>

[tele7]

<p>I'm getting a belly full of beer.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[furie]

because i'm going to the city tomorrow.

[FezPaul]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm getting a belly full of beer.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Alright Alriiiight Ooooooo-oooo-ooo-oooooooooooh.</font></strong></p><p><img height="249" src="http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/images/time/cds/B000001DVP.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif" width="250" border="0" /></p>

[Contra]

I just drove my Mom and her husband 1 1/2 hours to North Jersey around 4pm, had dinner with my grandparents for my Grandmother's birthday, then immediately drove back, dropped them off, then home. So I'm done being out, work in the morning.

[johnniewalker]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm just watching this over and over.</p><p>NSFW <a target="_blank" href="http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf">http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf </a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>Is that the dye that shows up when people pee in a pool?<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

I worked this morning, practiced this afternoon and then hung with my friends after practice until about a half hour ago when I got in.&nbsp; Now I'm in wind-down mode until I get tired enough to fall asleep.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>well it's kind of like this</p><p>Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody <br />I've got some money 'cause I just got paid <br />Now how I wish I had someone to talk to <br />I'm in an awful way. <br /><br />I got in town a month ago <br />I seen a lot of girls since then, <br />If I could meet 'em I could get 'em <br />But as yet I haven't met 'em <br />Thats how I'm in the state I'm in. <br /><br />CHORUS <br /><br />Another fella told me <br />He had a sister who looked just fine <br />Instead of bein' my deliverance <br />She had a strange resemblance <br />To a cat named Frankenstein. <br /><br />CHORUS <br /><br />Its hard on a fella <br />When he don't know his way around <br />If I don't find me a honey <br />To help me spend my money <br />I'm gonna have to blow this town. <br /><br />CHORUS <br /><br />Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody <br />I've got some money 'cause I just got paid <br />How I wish I had someone to talk to <br />I'm in an awful, ooh, I'm in an awful way, <br />He's in an awful way, I'm in an awful ooh, <br />I'm in an awful way, He's in an awful way. <br /><br /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

I was out.&nbsp; Got the back shaved, had some sex, took a shower, got the laundry done, having a cup of coffee and soon will lay down and read a little DaVinci Code and then ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tele7]

<p>I'm getting this for Christmas (seriously).&nbsp; ..and you ask why i'm home on a Saturday night?</p><p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZtvtLnAd5Ks">http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZtvtLnAd5Ks</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm getting this for Christmas (seriously).&nbsp; ..and you ask why i'm home on a Saturday night?</p><p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZtvtLnAd5Ks">http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZtvtLnAd5Ks</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Seems reasonable to me. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

[johnniewalker]

I'm studying to make up for the mistakes made that got me into Suny-Buffalo.&nbsp; I am willing to transfer anywhere, but just get me out of this town.&nbsp; <br />

[torker]

<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />because i'm going to the city tomorrow. <p>What, are you walking or going by horse and buggy?</p>

[rckiller]

Saw Borat tonight then nothing on the tube of any interest to me. So back to the
macbook.

[reeshy]

I started reading Genisis...yes .....I am reading the Bible.....teehee!!!!!!!!!!!<em /><br />

[fohat]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I started reading Genisis...yes .....I am reading the Bible.....teehee!!!!!!!!!!!<em><br /></em><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In the beginning, god created the message board, and he saw that it was good.&nbsp; In fact once he realized just how good it was, he had a rather long nap.<br /></p>

[Contra]

Wow Reeshy actually made me think and then want to get a copy and read it. It's been a while.

It's a rib tickler

[PapaBear]

Just got home from work an hour ago, and I have no life.

[reeshy]

Reeshy is one smart motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!heeeehaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[TheGameHHH]

I was hungover and doing research all day (missing my first Notre Dame game since like 1992), then I went and saw Borat at 11pm. I fucking tired as hell, I need a night in. <br />

[RapistWit]

My drinking budday got dragged to an areosmith concert. So I headed over to Circuit City to buy Guitar Hero&nbsp;2 but they were sold out. So bored....

[JazzyJames]

I had some bad Peking Duck, so I had to call it a night a little earlier than usual. But, I'm finally listening to Friday's show so its not all bad.<br />

[RapistWit]

<strong>JazzyJames</strong> wrote:<br />I had some bad Peking Duck, so I had to call it a night a little earlier than usual. But, I'm finally listening to Friday's show so its not all bad.<br /><p>Sorry to hear about the duck. I also listened to an old show today...12/1/2005. :)</p>

[DoubleJ]

I'm not.<br />

[Gvac]

Just got home about a half hour ago and don't feel the least bit tired.&nbsp; <br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>DoubleJ</strong> wrote:<br />I'm not.<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Because it's sunday morning.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Well, aren't you clever. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>