And you thought zombies were a threat...

[TheRealEddie]

<p>..apparently we now have robots that think we taste like bacon.</p><p><a href="http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html" target="_self">only the jewbot is safe...</a>&nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

I bet they can small rank pussy from a mile away.

[reillyluck]

mmm...pork...the other white meat.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br />

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I've been saying for years </p><p>first come the Zombies</p><p>then we build robots to kill the zombies</p><p>the robots turn on us and team up wiht the zombies</p><p>then we have Cyborg Zombies and we are all doomed&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

what about the bees?

[Death Metal Moe]

Wow.&nbsp; I don't know what to even say or joke about with this one.

[reillyluck]

<strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br />Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br /><p>thats pretty thick fabric for a stench to seep out of.&nbsp; imagine what it would smell like once the jeans come off.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p>

[LOAF]

hmmm.... Robots, wow that sucks

[DarkHippie]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br />Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br /><p>thats pretty thick fabric for a stench to seep out of.&nbsp; imagine what it would smell like once the jeans come off.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p><p>And I thought they smelt bad . . . on the outside.</p>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Wow. I don't know what to even say or joke about with this one.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>doesnt it make it easier for you now? plus you can live up to the death part in your name&nbsp;</p>

[PooPooFinger]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've been saying for years </p><p>first come the Zombies</p><p>then we build robots to kill the zombies</p><p>the robots turn on us and team up wiht the zombies</p><p>then we have Cyborg Zombies and we are all doomed </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Strange. I had the premise for a book i wanted to write that is NEARLY the same. I'm not as clever as i originally thought...&nbsp;</p>

[TheRealEddie]

But wait, its gets worse. Now they can <a href="http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2006/1116/2" target="_self">shrug off damage</a>.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 11-17-06 @ 11:20 AM</span>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Wow. I don't know what to even say or joke about with this one.<p>It explains your obsession with people sandwiches???<br /></p>

[cupcakelove]

I know on MythBusters they always use pork because its supposed to be very close to people.&nbsp; I guess now we know we taste the same too.<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>TheRealEddie</strong> wrote:<br />But wait, its gets worse. Now they can <a href="http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2006/1116/2" target="_self">shrug off damage</a>. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 11-17-06 @ 11:20 AM</span> <p>They begin to learn at a geometric rate.&nbsp; They become self-aware at 2:14 am, Eastern time, August 29th.&nbsp; In a panic, they try to pull the plug.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[phixion]

gold star for tenbats

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br />Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br /><p>thats pretty thick fabric for a stench to seep out of.&nbsp; imagine what it would smell like once the jeans come off.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Ummmmm, well really, it's not bad after the&nbsp;initial 3 minutes. The trick is to get as much saliva on that mess to send the stank down to the ass crack where it will be sealed up til she can care for herself like a regular human being and take a fucking shower. After you slober on the area enough to rid her of the death sent you can go to work I guess.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br />Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br /><p>thats pretty thick fabric for a stench to seep out of.&nbsp; imagine what it would smell like once the jeans come off.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Ummmmm, well really, it's not bad after the&nbsp;initial 3 minutes. The trick is to get as much saliva on that mess to send the stank down to the ass crack where it will be sealed up til she can care for herself like a regular human being and take a fucking shower. After you slober on the area enough to rid her of the death sent you can go to work I guess.</p><p>im assuming this wouldnt be your first time with stank snatch.&nbsp; Good luck with that. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>here's a cute little nugget of joy</p><p>around age 15 about 5 friends of mine and me were walking down the block past this pretty girls house and she just happen to stick her head out the window. two of the guys with me were brothers. anyway one guy decides to chuck a moon at the girl ( yeah we were idiots ) so one of my buddies(younger brother)decides to take it a step further and drops his pants and underwear almost down to his knees and show her the front.</p><p>there was about a 2 second delay and the kids older brother yells &quot; Holy Fucking Shit &quot; and he starts waving his hand past his nose. Our first reaction was to see what the fucking smell was BIG MISTAKE. My buddy had about 3 week crotch rot.(not that i specifically know what 3 week crotch rot smells like so i'm guesstimating) It covered a&nbsp;perimeter&nbsp;&nbsp;of around 30 feet in 2 seconds.</p><p>Anyway my buddy gets all embarrassed and quickly pulls his pants up and says &quot; Shut Up Stanley &quot; (Stanley's the older brother) so Stanley shot back with his standard &quot; Fuck You Fatman &quot;...</p><p>this was done in broad daylight middle of the afternoon on a busy downtown jersey city street...</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>robot controlled by human thought</p><p>this is the beginning of the end soon it will be them controlling us</p><p>there's a link to the video in the article</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20061215/sc_livescience/humanthoughtscontrolnewrobot">http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20061215/sc_livescience/humanthoughtscontrolnewrobot</a></p>

[Snacks]

mmmm bacon!!! I dont know how I feel about this!

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />mmmm bacon!!! I dont know how I feel about this! <p>i'll defer to bacon loving moe on this one</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br />Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br /><p>You put me on the floor with that one. Nice work.</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />mmmm bacon!!! I dont know how I feel about this! <p>i'll defer to bacon loving moe on this one</p><p>I love bacon burnt, but dont know about the robots and us smelling like it!</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br /><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Ugh. Ever met a woman whose poon stunk through her jeans?<br /></font><p>You put me on the floor with that one. Nice work.</p><p>I think I pissed myself!</p>

[Furtherman]

My gods.... haven't they seen Westworld (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070909/)!??!

Scientists in Dundee have announced plans to create a "robot village" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/tayside_and_central/6587377.stm)

http://www.webomatica.com/images/movies/splash/westworld.jpg

[Stankfoot]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/monkey_robot.jpg

[Marc with a c]

11-10-2006, 11:18 AM #6
Marc with a c
Super Poster


what about the bees?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------


told you, and none of you listened

[furie]

i always knew they'd rise up against us; now they have a reason!