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AngelAmy

11-08-2006, 08:21 AM

day dreamI visualize in my head myself in different TV shows that I wanna be in with hot men.  I see it so clearly in my head you would think it actually happened on TV.  It's pretty cool.  The other day I zoned out so much that a driver was talking to me and I really had no idea.  I am so into my Grey's Anatomy story that I started writing it.  what sort of things do you do to kill time at work and to get yourself through the day?

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 08:23 AM

i think about being back in Mexico on the beach.  i also day dream about wild sex with hot women.

Jujubees2

11-08-2006, 08:30 AM

Ditto Stugots.  I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office.  I also think about being on vacation.

dereckfishboy

11-08-2006, 08:34 AM

I make dozens of sigpics that I have no use for

AngelAmy

11-08-2006, 08:39 AM

and since i have my sidekick but everyone is way i just sit there and read away messages

EliSnow

11-08-2006, 08:42 AM

I'll post here, make some sigpics, do some google searches of hot women, talk to my wife, etc.  I usually take a break for about a minute or two every 20 minutes to do one of these things.

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 09:05 AM

Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation.   what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind?  the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever.

Death Metal Moe

11-08-2006, 09:12 AM

Not if, but when I'm bored at work I usually start with surfing the internet since I finally have a job with a desk for the 1st time in my life.But that gets boring quick.  I then usually move on to joking around with all the people in the small office/garage environment that is my job.  Throw in playing with our shop cat and I could sit here for all 8 hours of my day, never pick up a phone call or deal with a single piece of paper and never be bored.

Tenbatsuzen

11-08-2006, 09:15 AM

I think of ways to torment Death Metal Moe. The latest one is the Chinese Bacon Torture.

johnniewalker

11-08-2006, 09:16 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation.    what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind?  the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever.   I have a question, do you feel like your cheating if you don't have your wife or girlfriend in your daydreams?   When I starting dating this girl I kept my daydreams about her for like 2 months and it drove me insane. 

This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-8-06 @ 1:17 PM

Death Metal Moe

11-08-2006, 09:17 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: I think of ways to torment Death Metal Moe. The latest one is the Chinese Bacon Torture. Is that when you have a little chinaman dangle it in front of my face but I can't eat it?Oh shit, sorry.  Pulled an "Imus" there.

Death Metal Moe

11-08-2006, 09:18 AM

johnniewalker wrote: I have a question, do you feel like your cheating if you don't have your wife or girlfriend in your daydreams?   When I starting dating this girl I kept my daydreams about her for like 2 months and it drove me insane. Dude, they're dreams.  Just ideas.  We're adults, we know we can't and shouldn't always act on our dreams, and the act is cheating, not thoughts.

Jujubees2

11-08-2006, 09:23 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation. what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind?  the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever.   Don't know Stu.  I've been married for 13 years and still constantly think of it.  First thing in the a.m when we wake up I'm wishing we could do it (haven't had the morning sex in a while 0 kids tend to do that) and then the rest of the day I'm waiting to get home and grab a cheap feel.  Maybe it's something in the NY water.

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 09:23 AM

johnniewalker wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation. what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind? the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever. I have a question, do you feel like your cheating if you don't have your wife or girlfriend in your daydreams? When I starting dating this girl I kept my daydreams about her for like 2 months and it drove me insane. 

This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-8-06 @ 1:17 PM   no, its not cheating to me.  its fantasy.  but i will say that she is in them often since she does take care of my needs.  i was in a relationship where the chick wasnt doing it for me and i would let her know and she wouldnt "play" along, so to go get my point across after i would get her off, i would pull out and jerkoff all over her telling her of what i would do if she did "play" along.  i would say stuff like "if only you werent such a fucking prude, ahhhh," or "if werent so selfish i would feel so good."  she got the point after a while and eventually would cry about it.  good for her.

Tenbatsuzen

11-08-2006, 09:23 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I think of ways to torment Death Metal Moe. The latest one is the Chinese Bacon Torture. Is that when you have a little chinaman dangle it in front of my face but I can't eat it?Oh shit, sorry.  Pulled an "Imus" there. Do you have a big cowboy hat? Actually, it's a drop after drop of bacon fat on your head.

EliSnow

11-08-2006, 09:34 AM

johnniewalker wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation.    what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind?  the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever.   I have a question, do you feel like your cheating if you don't have your wife or girlfriend in your daydreams?   When I starting dating this girl I kept my daydreams about her for like 2 months and it drove me insane. This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-8-06 @ 1:17 PM I don't, because I think it's pretty impossible to expect someone not to daydream or fantacize about someone else.  I do believe that there are devout Christians who disagree.

Death Metal Moe

11-08-2006, 09:41 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Do you have a big cowboy hat?  Awww SHUT UP ya JERK!!!!HYUH HYUH HYUH!!!!BABY!!!

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 11-8-06 @ 1:41 PM

Death Metal Moe

11-08-2006, 09:43 AM

And I'm actually proud of this mess of a messageboard for once.  No one has answered "....furiously masturbate" for once.

A.J.

11-08-2006, 09:45 AM

EliSnow wrote: I don't, because I think it's pretty impossible to expect someone not to daydream or fantacize about someone else.  I do believe that there are devout Christians who disagree.Instead they just get meth and massages from male escorts.

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 09:49 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: And I'm actually proud of this mess of a messageboard for once. No one has answered "....furiously masturbate" for once.   well i try to share more and more every day.

johnniewalker

11-08-2006, 09:54 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: And I'm actually proud of this mess of a messageboard for once. No one has answered "....furiously masturbate" for once. I used to routinely take 6 or 7 poops a day when I got bored.  I used to print out news stories or things to read in the toilets.  I was hanging out in the toilet one day, and I am usually quiet so people don't know I am there.  This guy comes into the stall next to me and I swear starting jerking it.  I was so scared, I didn't know what to do.

EliSnow

11-08-2006, 09:58 AM

A.J. wrote: EliSnow wrote: I don't, because I think it's pretty impossible to expect someone not to daydream or fantacize about someone else.  I do believe that there are devout Christians who disagree.Instead they just get meth and massages from male escorts.You know Ron's motto:  Love the sin, hate the sinner.

A.J.

11-08-2006, 10:02 AM

Ron uses his tongue purtier than a $20 whore.

grlNIN

11-08-2006, 10:21 AM

Post.Think about sex and the like. Talk on AIM.

ADF

11-08-2006, 10:22 AM

I take a pencap and clean out my earwax or take a razor blade to my cuticles.

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 10:25 AM

ADF wrote: I take a pencap and clean out my earwax or take a razor blade to my <strike>cuticles</strike> testicles.    i fixed it for you.

AngelAmy

11-08-2006, 10:54 AM

my latest thing is to stare out the window like i am doing right now sometimes i watch the sales guys interract with eachother in the parking lotim treating life as if it's a movie....your life's a movie!!!--i like to think about patrick dempsey...yes, yes i do. i also listen to peoples convos because i am nosey.

A.J.

11-08-2006, 10:56 AM

Post here (obviously).Walk around the building.  Good exercise, good way to clear my head.

Dougie Brootal

11-08-2006, 10:57 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  johnniewalker wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation.    what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind? the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever. I have a question, do you feel like your cheating if you don't have your wife or girlfriend in your daydreams? When I starting dating this girl I kept my daydreams about her for like 2 months and it drove me insane. This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-8-06 @ 1:17 PM    no, its not cheating to me.  its fantasy.  but i will say that she is in them often since she does take care of my needs.  i was in a relationship where the chick wasnt doing it for me and i would let her know and she wouldnt "play" along, so to go get my point across after i would get her off, i would pull out and jerkoff all over her telling her of what i would do if she did "play" along.  i would say stuff like "if only you werent such a fucking prude, ahhhh," or "if werent so selfish i would feel so good."  she got the point after a while and eventually would cry about it.  good for her. that is probably the funniest thing youve ever said!hahahahahahahahahaha!

reeshy

11-08-2006, 12:27 PM

I stuff an extra pair of gym socks down my pants and go downstairs in my building and hang out in front having a cigarette!!!!!!!!

ChimneyFish

11-08-2006, 12:34 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Actually, it's a drop after drop of bacon fat on your head. Now that sounds delicious.Moe's bacon grease- covered skull.Mmmmmmmmm.

sr71blackbird

11-08-2006, 01:43 PM

There is never a time I have "nothing" to do at work.  If I did have a piece of time where I did not have any of my regular activities, I invent work.  I see people all around me bullshitting and doing crossword puzzles or solitare, but thats not my style. 

FUNKMAN

11-08-2006, 02:31 PM

mostly post on RnF...  or surf the net for barechested pics of Mark Farner

Fallon

11-08-2006, 02:39 PM

...I'm at work right now. So this is what I do.

FUNKMAN

11-08-2006, 03:04 PM

Fallon wrote: ...I'm at work right now. So this is what I do. me too!good country America is... and i didn't even vote  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SatCam

11-08-2006, 03:24 PM

I never get bored at work

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reephdweller

11-08-2006, 03:35 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: There is never a time I have "nothing" to do at work.  If I did have a piece of time where I did not have any of my regular activities, I invent work.  I see people all around me bullshitting and doing crossword puzzles or solitare, but thats not my style.  There's a difference between being bored and not working. I'm sure most of the people here work pretty hard. I know I do, that doesn't stop me though from being bored as fuck with my job. I hate it, I make the most of it, but there are those moments while working where our minds go somewhere else. You invent work, others daydream or think of a place away from where they are. We're all different.

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 08:28 PM

douggrasso wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: johnniewalker wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Jujubees2 wrote: Ditto Stugots. I dream about wild sex with my wife or any hot chick that may be working out outside my office. I also think about being on vacation. what is it about sex that i cant get it off of my mind? the first lull in the day, bam, there it is, sex with my wife, threesomes with her and her friends, whatever. I have a question, do you feel like your cheating if you don't have your wife or girlfriend in your daydreams? When I starting dating this girl I kept my daydreams about her for like 2 months and it drove me insane. This message was edited by johnniewalker on 11-8-06 @ 1:17 PM no, its not cheating to me. its fantasy. but i will say that she is in them often since she does take care of my needs. i was in a relationship where the chick wasnt doing it for me and i would let her know and she wouldnt "play" along, so to go get my point across after i would get her off, i would pull out and jerkoff all over her telling her of what i would do if she did "play" along. i would say stuff like "if only you werent such a fucking prude, ahhhh," or "if werent so selfish i would feel so good." she got the point after a while and eventually would cry about it. good for her. that is probably the funniest thing youve ever said!hahahahahahahahahaha!   whats even funnier is that i was married to her.  that one didnt last too long either.  i wonder why?