Luis Guzm*n: Thespian - ThePoll

[torker]

<p>You know him, you love him....</p><p><img height="184" src="http://www.puertorico-herald.org/images/2003/25-mora.jpg" width="184" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What is your favorite Luis Guzm*n movie?</p>

[Marc with a c]

i love the 90's part deux

[Bossanova]

I actually like Punch Drunk Love

[FUNKMAN]

<p>he's no rosario dawson</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i'll say boogie nights</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>You don't have any of his Soderbergh films.&nbsp;Along&nbsp;with Clooney and Don Cheadle he's one&nbsp;of Soderbergh's favorite actors.&nbsp;I have to go with &quot;Out of Sight&quot;. hThen maybe &quot;Traffic&quot;.</p><p>Mira, please open this fucking door...<br />- I'm gonna call the police.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />Cono, why you gonna do that<br />to a friend, man? A partner to Jack?<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />That's it! That's it!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!<br />Cono, mira, please!</p><p>- Adele! Adele!<br />- Give me your hand.</p><p>- You not Adele!<br />- I'm a federal marshal,<br />and you're under arrest.</p><p>- Get my bag, Adele.<br />- Oh.</p><p>Mira, please, please. I think<br />there's a misunderstanding here.</p><p>Can you...<br />you got nice bag.</p><p>Mira, let's say we just forget about it,<br />okay? We forget about this, I go home...</p><p>- Shut up.<br />- Owwww! Who the hell<br />taught you how to do that?</p><p>- Give me your other hand.<br />- Okay, okay. Ay, cono.</p><p>Ohhhh!<br />I gotta go make pee-pee.</p><p>Ohhhhh! Owww!</p><p>Wow! You are mean!</p><p>Look, I'm gonna call my lawyer.<br />This is... What do they call that?<br />Human rights violation.</p><p>- Ay, cono.<br />- Daniel Burdon, please. Karen Sisco.</p><p>Mira, Adele, Adele.<br />Can I ask you a question, please?</p><p>You know that trick you do?</p><p>Karen? Where are you?<br />I've been trying to reach you.</p><p>When you in the box<br />and they saw you in half?</p><p>- I'm at Adele Delisi's.<br />- It's magic.<br />We already talked to her.<br />That's a dead end.</p><p>I was just wondering,<br />if I brought in Chirino,<br />would you let me be on the task force?</p><p>- Yeah, sure, Karen.<br />- Then they put the saw through,<br />and they separate it.</p><p>- And that's it. Ta da.<br />- But how do you twinkle your toes?<br />I don't get that.</p><p>You bring Chirino in,<br />and you can be on the task force.</p><p>- That's all I wanted to know.<br />- Good.</p><p>Now, would you forget<br />about the ex-wife,<br />and get over to the Adams Hotel?</p><p>- You got it.<br />- Then they open it up...</p><p>- No! No!<br />- Come on.</p><p>- And then that's it.<br />- Fake legs.</p><p>- Mmm.<br />- Fake legs? How you gonna...</p><p>- Ay! Cono.<br />- Thanks, Adele.</p><p>How do they twinkle their toes,<br />then, if it's fake, mira?</p>

[A.J.]

James Martinez's Papi on <em>NYPD Blue</em>.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I love him in any role he plays that I see, even if I don't like the movie itself. The one role that hasn't been mentioned nor listed yet was his role as the angry gay guy in Anger Management. A bit cookie cutter but still funny.<br />