Kirstie Alley . . . Would you throw her one? [Archive]

Judge Smails

11-06-2006, 05:43 PM

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/06/people.kirstiealley.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories" target="_self">'Fat Actress' shows off new bikini-ready body</a>Kirstie Alley -- who was once the "Fat Actress" -- donned a bikini to show off her new shape on "The Oprah Winfrey Show," fulfilling a pledge she made about a year ago.Winfrey said Alley, who is 5-foot-8, has lost 75 pounds, after hitting a high of 220 pounds. <img src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200611/20061106/20061106_102_350x263.jpg" border="0" /><img height="263" src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200411/20041112/20041112_105_350x263.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

hereintheUK

11-06-2006, 05:46 PM

She'd get it

Don Stugots

11-06-2006, 05:47 PM

i would have done her while she was eating a cheeseburger.  fat, slim or inbetween she wss still hot to me.

reeshy

11-06-2006, 05:49 PM

Throw her one what??????????

SatCam

11-06-2006, 05:50 PM

I'd throw her on the BBQ and eat her for dinner I would

Gvac

11-06-2006, 05:50 PM

The last time I saw a set of thighs like that was, well... <img border="0" src="http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Earl-Campbell---Running-with-ball---Photofile-Photograph-C10108309.jpeg" />

TheMojoPin

11-06-2006, 05:51 PM

That's a damn, dirty centaur in the first pic, and nobody is going to convince me otherwise.So, in other words, I'd fuck a horse before I fucked her insane Scientologist ass.

FUNKMAN

11-06-2006, 05:52 PM

iiiiii like big butts and i cannot lie

DESERTEAGLE.50

11-06-2006, 05:53 PM

Theres a reason they made her throw a tarp over the back.If youve ever imagined what a centaur in a bikini would look like walking toward you, you must imagine it anymore.

Bossanova

11-06-2006, 05:54 PM

I have no words to express my sadness in this thread.  No way in fucking hell.

Fezticle98

11-06-2006, 05:55 PM

Sure, I'd throw her a bone....a dog bone that is.

FUNKMAN

11-06-2006, 05:56 PM

i'd tap it and drink her flowing juices

Don Stugots

11-06-2006, 05:57 PM

you never seen summer school?  she was smokin in that movie.  i know how hard it is to lose weight and she has done well regardless if she had a chef, etc.  good for you honey, now what'll it be in your crack or on your back?

lintpit

11-06-2006, 06:02 PM

"Set down boy you're botherin me.."I say HELL YEAH.after all fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round.

Clutch

11-06-2006, 06:02 PM

Yup ..

Mike Teacher

11-06-2006, 06:06 PM

Weird coz I re-watched The Wrath of Khan yesterday and forgot she was in it way back in 1982 [?].So you can see a young slim but pointy eared Alley there. And go to The Smoking Gun and search the Archives for the Divorce Uber-War she had when she divorced Parker Stepenson. Holy shit it makes the movie War of the Roses look amicable. Gonna go find that link, it's too good.

Mike Teacher

11-06-2006, 06:09 PM

<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/alley1.html" target="_blank">The Smoking Gun Kirstie Alley Divorce</a>This stuff is like Gone with the Wind for me.It's long, but worth it. IMHO. Holy shit the excess of stardom.

Fallon

11-06-2006, 06:11 PM

Landblast

11-06-2006, 06:15 PM

<img width="196" height="140" border="0" src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/onion_imagearticle1890.jpg" /> I'd throw her this, now i'm starvin

Death Metal Moe

11-06-2006, 06:15 PM

I still subscribe to the Ron Bennington school of thought on women.  If you say no to ANY of them, you're a fag.So I'd slam that plus size ass until people started coming to the door to see if she was still alive because she hadn't been to work in days, BABY!!!

ShelleBink

11-06-2006, 06:25 PM

i'd watch her suck off roasrio dawson

FUNKMAN

11-06-2006, 06:34 PM

ShelleBink wrote: i'd watch her suck off roasrio dawson another great mod quote...

Don Stugots

11-06-2006, 06:37 PM

ShelleBink wrote: i'd watch her suck off roasrio dawson    i love it when you talk dirty.  get in my belly button.

Hottub

11-06-2006, 06:37 PM

I'm with Moe. fat, lean or not too far in between. I would tap that fat ass until the cows come home!!She is so sexy!And if you pass up that ass, you will die being one doink less in your life. Once you say no, you can never get it back!

tele7

11-06-2006, 06:40 PM

In her younger days, she always reminded me of Meg Foster from Carny.  If she asked me to pull a string....I would.<img src="http://www.lesliehouk.com/meg_foster/images/carney02.jpg" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

11-06-2006, 06:41 PM

Hottub wrote: I'm with Moe. fat, lean or not too far in between. I would tap that fat ass until the cows come home!!She is so sexy!And if you pass up that ass, you will die being one doink less in your life. Once you say no, you can never get it back!Well, you can, but it involves ether and duct tape, and who really has the time, ya know?

Marc with a c

11-06-2006, 06:42 PM

why wouldn't you?were are on a messgeboard, like we have better options.

Bossanova

11-06-2006, 06:44 PM

ShelleBink said:i'd watch her suck off roasrio dawson________________________________________  Now its official, ShelleBink is my favorite person alive

Don Stugots

11-06-2006, 06:44 PM

Marc with a c wrote: why wouldn't you?were are on a messgeboard, like we have better options.   well you do, you have reeshy.

chili_chest

11-06-2006, 10:22 PM

In the dreesing room at the big and tall shop.

legroommusic

11-07-2006, 01:22 AM

maybe if she was with a black guy first.

Lumber

11-07-2006, 02:12 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: iiiiii like big butts and i cannot lie            LMAO!!!!!!!!!

OGC

11-07-2006, 02:40 AM

Are you limiting me to ONLY one ?Of course I would, she is better looking than my hand.

A.J.

11-07-2006, 02:44 AM

I would not fuck Kirstie's Alley.

TheMojoPin

11-07-2006, 03:11 AM

I can't believe how many of you feebs would willingly submit to a filthy Scientologist.

Hottub

11-07-2006, 04:15 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: I can't believe how many of you feebs would willingly submit to a filthy Scientologist. She would not be able to spout her venom with her mouth otherwise occupied.

Don Stugots

11-07-2006, 04:18 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: I can't believe how many of you feebs would willingly submit to a filthy Scientologist   <blockquote />   i have never found a womens religon (regardless of my own beliefs) to be reason enough to throw her out of bed.   she can call out to satan in extasy and i wouldnt care as long as we both got off.

Doctor Manhattan

11-07-2006, 04:34 AM

Judge Smails wrote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/80/topic/53468">Kirstie Alley . . . Would you throw her one?</a> <img src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200611/20061106/20061106_102_350x263.jpg" border="0" />  Yes, but only because I loved Star Trek II. Her legs look photoshopped. And for a 55 year old fat chick, she's hot!

grlNIN

11-07-2006, 05:15 AM

I love that big fat, fatty so much.

AKA

11-07-2006, 05:16 AM

Stugots, Hottub and Moe are the last real men in this place.

Furtherman

11-07-2006, 06:31 AM

Judge Smails wrote:  <img src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200611/20061106/20061106_102_350x263.jpg" border="0" />Is that from the Chronicles Of Nausea?

ShelleBink

11-07-2006, 06:37 AM

Her thighs remind me of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3R7kaTrYTU" target="_blank">this</a>

Death Metal Moe

11-07-2006, 06:38 AM

AKA wrote: Stugots, Hottub and Moe are the last real men in this place. Throw your own hat into the "Real Man" ring too my friend.  We'll all go out and make sweet love to real women, not the twig thin models we're presented with everyday in movies, on TV, etc.

Death Metal Moe

11-07-2006, 06:39 AM

Furtherman wrote: Judge Smails wrote:  <img src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200611/20061106/20061106_102_350x263.jpg" border="0" />Is that from the Chronicles Of Nausea?That's a good line though, I have to admit it.

foodcourtdruide

11-07-2006, 06:41 AM

Any day of the week !

TheVHD

11-07-2006, 06:49 AM

Fuck yeah... luv the chubby chicks.

Don Stugots

11-07-2006, 07:02 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: AKA wrote: Stugots, Hottub and Moe are the last real men in this place. Throw your own hat into the "Real Man" ring too my friend. We'll all go out and make sweet love to real women, not the twig thin models we're presented with everyday in movies, on TV, etc.   thank you AKA and i agree with moe.I love to batch to the model types in our hot chicks thread and such but when i think back to the hottest, wildest, satisfying, thirsty for more sex its always been with "real women."  the kaye moss type chicks that i have banged always  seemed dead and forced, or worse would complain about it hurting, etc.  The curvy women have been the best.   i also look at it like this: to me a classic car with the lines and curves are the best to drive as opposed to a sleak and small sports car or a compact car.  works of art have distinct lines in it like a womens body should.

Jujubees2

11-07-2006, 07:25 AM

I would have tapped her during her "Cheers" days but not now.  Geez, if she squeezes those thighs together, I'm a goner!

Kurtis9

11-07-2006, 07:38 AM

Sometimes you just have to throw that dog a bone.

KC2OSO

11-07-2006, 07:54 AM

grlNIN wrote: I love that big fat, fatty so much.  You and me and Moe and apparently a bunch of others.  She's frikkin looney too which helps.

Don Stugots

11-07-2006, 08:07 AM

grlNIN wrote: I love that big fat, fatty so much.   hawt

SouthSideJohnny

11-07-2006, 08:49 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: or worse would complain about it hurting, etc. Bragger!!

Don Stugots

11-07-2006, 08:53 AM

SouthSideJohnny wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: or worse would complain about it hurting, etc. Bragger!!    Johnny,its not just braggin.  ex wife #1 would almost cry from it.  it made for a lot of nights of me not enjoying sex.   until one day i got sick of her complaining and just dropped the batch on her belly, tits and then one day her face.  Ex wife #2 would complain too about it but only after the fact which i think was worse.  like i said, all the thicker chicks have been able to take it and enjoy it.  thus, making my enjoyment even more so.   but, you are right i am bragging.  HAHAAH.

grlNIN

11-07-2006, 09:10 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: grlNIN wrote: I love that big fat, fatty so much. hawt    I haven't responded to that in years.I love Kirstie Alley. I love that she fell from B list grace and became a monster i could only compare to those in "Where the Wild Things Are". I love that her TV show sucked so hard it was almost mildly amusing as a cry for help and attention. I love that she's fat and she knows she's fat and she owns it 100%. Now give me my godamn Cheers reunion!

angrymissy

11-07-2006, 09:16 AM

I <3  FETTTTUUUCHHHHIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE

TheMojoPin

11-07-2006, 11:04 AM

I think the "real men" are actually a bunch of self-loathing nutjobs who feel the need to punish themselves and their dick by forcing it into anything that has a crease.

Death Metal Moe

11-07-2006, 11:10 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: I think the "real men" are actually a bunch of self-loathing nutjobs who feel the need to punish themselves and their dick by forcing it into anything that has a crease.Well of course not ANYTHING Mojo.  There's lots of things to take into consideration.  Personality, looks, education, intelligence, background, etc.We're just saying a couple extra pounds isn't going to be the one factor we deny a girl on.

TheMojoPin

11-07-2006, 11:11 AM

I think WWTDD.com put it most awesomely:Kirstie Alley really did wear a bikini on Oprah yesterday, and it was every bit as disturbing as that sounds.  They say beauty's on the inside, but that's a damn lie.  God, she looks horrific, like someone shaved Bigfoot.  I saw her thighs and thought maybe she was a Centaur.  I think the entrance music was so loud so you wouldn't hear the cowbell around her neck.  I maybe wouldn't normally make fun of her, but she's begging me too.  This was her idea, not mine.  Oprah said she looked beautiful.  She might as well have said she could fly.

cougarjake13

11-07-2006, 01:32 PM

SatCam wrote: throw her on the BBQ and eat her for dinner I would thanks yoda

cougarjake13

11-07-2006, 01:39 PM

i'd fuck it in every holei'd fuck it in every rolllet me cum on her backlet me cum in her crackin the end we all win you seeto say otherwise is blasphemy

pennington

11-07-2006, 02:01 PM

Yeah, sure, why not.I saw a clip from Oprah's show and she looks a little better than that photograph.  But i have to agree with previous posts, that ass has to be a mess.

Lumber

11-07-2006, 02:03 PM

I would'nt fuck her w/ Hottub's dick & Reeshy pushin'.

sr71blackbird

11-07-2006, 02:05 PM

Under NO circumstances!

EffMeBoobs

11-07-2006, 02:11 PM

I'd throw her one with a strap on.

sr71blackbird

11-07-2006, 02:11 PM

Her legs remind me or two seals<img height="282" src="http://www.homestead.com/irothman/files/Elephant_seals_sparring.jpg" width="498" border="0" />

dustydarkwater

11-07-2006, 03:58 PM

How could you say no?  Even if just for the story.  Besides, she's still hotter than many men could ever hope to get.

Lumber

11-07-2006, 04:23 PM

dustydarkwater wrote: How could you say no?  Even if just for the story.  Besides, she's still hotter than many men could ever hope to get.          Someone is'nt getting any pussy.

Don Stugots

11-07-2006, 05:13 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I'd throw her one with a strap on.     can you get hotter?

TheGameHHH

11-07-2006, 05:24 PM

I'd fuck the Scientology right out of her. I've always wanted to do her.

Judge Smails

11-07-2006, 05:44 PM

Doing a fat chick is like having a moped.  They're fun to ride but you don't want your friends to catch you on it.  (That old gag!)I'm not above finding beauty in a chubby chick if they have a pretty face.  And, Kirstie Alley was definitely gorgeous at one time.  But now I think it would be like doing Divine from the John Waters films.   I bet you Kirstie's not far from eating dog poo just for to land a role.<img height="263" src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200411/20041112/20041112_105_350x263.jpg" width="350" border="0" /><img src="http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/female_trouble_haut.jpg" border="0" />

HeyGuy

11-07-2006, 08:13 PM

NEVER

Devo37

11-07-2006, 08:42 PM

she's still got a ways to go, but as Mr. B has said, when it comes to a chick, if you wouldn't hit it, you're leaning towards gay. f@ck her if only for the story to tell your friends...

ChimneyFish

11-08-2006, 12:56 PM

Without a thought. I need some jiggle.I can't get into the whole "ass that resembles a piece of drywall" girls.

scorpion

11-08-2006, 01:02 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: i would have done her while she was eating a cheeseburger. fat, slim or inbetween she wss still hot to me.   Ditto <blockquote />

Judge Smails

11-08-2006, 01:50 PM

Superstar Says:Good                     No Good                          To each his own<img src="http://members.aol.com/impman/kirstie.jpg" border="0" />   <img height="178" src="http://www.touchtoneterrorist.com/webpages/alley3.jpg" width="144" border="0" />  <img height="176" src="http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/kirstie.jpg" width="115" border="0" />

outlawfrank

11-08-2006, 02:07 PM

Do I love that ass? Not really.  Would I fuck it? Absolutley!  I'd be afraid because I turned it down there was something wrong with me and never be able to rise to the occasion again.  I must be a man, and do it.  Afterwards I'd slip her pain pills. Then tell her what I did just to experience a scientologists reaction to the bad news.

Drunky McBetidont

11-08-2006, 02:07 PM

is eating a steak off her head allowed in the sexy time party?  that way i can talk about it for weeks after.

Hottub

11-08-2006, 02:39 PM

You just gotta lay a couple of rails on that voluptuous ass. When you're done, you bang that fuckin' thing for an hour or so. Then you go down to the bar and tell all your fuckin' friends. "Hey, I just poked fuckin' Kirsty Ally in the ass!"Good times, my friend.

lleeder

11-08-2006, 02:39 PM

I do her and yell call me Sam Malone!

Bulldogcakes

11-08-2006, 04:02 PM

Would I bang her? Sure, why not. Would I finish? I doubt it. But you never know till you try.

DJEvelEd

11-08-2006, 04:35 PM

Team_Ramrod

11-08-2006, 07:54 PM

I would.... and before she woke up I'd donkey punch her and knock her ass out again and do it again, and again, and again!... Oh wait, is she a willing participant in these shenanigans?

mothershucker

11-08-2006, 08:00 PM

I would cut her in half at the waist and let her blow me. Of course, only if she begged.

Don Stugots

11-08-2006, 08:14 PM

lleeder wrote: I do her and yell call me Sam Malone!   nah, i have her call me SHOOP.

KC2OSO

11-09-2006, 05:50 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: lleeder wrote: I do her and yell call me Sam Malone! nah, i have her call me SHOOP.   or NORM! he's hit it I'm sure.  <img width="149" height="114" border="0" src="http://www.cheers-becker.de/c_norm_03.JPG" />

CofyCrakCocaine

11-09-2006, 05:53 AM

Considering she looks like a younger long-haired version of my mom, hell no.

Yerdaddy

11-09-2006, 08:29 AM

<img height="263" src="http://images.oprah.com/images/tows/200411/20041112/20041112_105_350x263.jpg" width="350" border="0" />Really the only problem I have with her is that makeup. Christ! Any woman wearing that much makeup is pretending to have some self-esteem. In other words, an annoying twat. So, yes, I'd throw it in her like CofyCrakCocaine's mom, but I'd do it at the buffet table so I wouldn't have to hear her speak. Except to say, "seconds, please!" Which is nice because I've never heard that after sex. Ususally they just lure my dog down the well with a chicken bone tied to a bucket and... well you know the story.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 11-9-06 @ 12:30 PM

A.J.

11-09-2006, 08:42 AM

Yerdaddy wrote: I'd do it at the buffet table so I wouldn't have to hear her speak. Except to say, "seconds, please!"  That probably wouldn't be the type of "stuffing" she had in mind.

boobieman

11-09-2006, 09:36 AM

I would throw her one..but only if she eat it when I am done..... Which I am pretty sure she will do with out asking. SEE YA!!

pennington

11-09-2006, 09:53 AM

I found out why some people thought her thighs looked like they were photo-shopped.  She was wearing a sheer flesh colored body stocking, which no doubt tightened up things and gave her that "air-brushed" look.

hoofhearted

11-09-2006, 09:56 AM

I'd bang the Scientologist right out of her....just for the story.

ralphbxny

11-09-2006, 11:53 AM

Id shut the lights off, get a bottle of tequila and give it to her for the best 8 and a 1/2 minutes of her life.

Don Stugots

11-09-2006, 04:40 PM

ralphbxny wrote: Id shut the lights off, get a bottle of tequila and give it to her for the best 8 and a 1/2 minutes of her life.   8 1/2 minutes?  how many times do you plan on doing her?  20?

Hottub

11-09-2006, 04:44 PM

ralphbxny wrote: Id shut the lights off, get a bottle of tequila and give it to her for the best 8 and a 1/2 minutes of her life. 8 ½ minutes. Not bad.For a high school boy.