I've Completely Lost My Taste For Alcohol [Archive]

Gvac

11-04-2006, 10:12 AM

I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker.  Loved the stuff.  Couldn't get enough.  I loved trying the latest micro-brews and stouts.  I'd also down obscene amounts of Wild Turkey.   It wasn't unusual for me to drink 3/4ths of a bottle at home and then go out to the bar for some brews.  As I got older I lost my taste for beer and bourbon and turned to Scotch.  I'd sip a few on the rocks and get a nice mellow buzz and enjoyed it.  I started drinking less and less Scotch and started becoming a big red wine fan.  It was strange because I never really enjoyed wine before, but I figured my tastes were refining with age.Now, I really don't enjoy alcohol of any kind.  I've pretty much stopped drinking altogether.  It wasn't like I had a problem or anything (well, I probably did in my younger years when I was swilling beer and whiskey every night) but rather I stopped liking the taste and the feeling.

JimBeam

11-04-2006, 10:16 AM

From bourbon and beer to red wine and now to nothing ?Maybe you're growing a vagina.

This message was edited by JimBeam on 11-4-06 @ 2:16 PM

spoon

11-04-2006, 10:36 AM

Time to change that mod quote buddy!

BoondockSaint

11-04-2006, 10:55 AM

WOW!  I'd rather get cancer.

bobrobot

11-04-2006, 11:18 AM

Good 4 U, now it's time 2 really go 4 the gusto!!!<img height="300" src="http://www.suchtberatungsstelle.de/bilder/heroin.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 11-4-06 @ 3:19 PM

arcanewardrobe

11-04-2006, 11:38 AM

<img height="216" src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n303/arcanewardrobe/ubes01.jpg" width="176" border="0" /><a href="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n303/arcanewardrobe/ubes01.jpg"></a>You have hibernation sickness.Your drinking will return in time.

ChimneyFish

11-04-2006, 12:04 PM

bobogolem wrote: Good 4 U, now it's time 2 really go 4 the gusto!!!<img height="300" src="http://www.suchtberatungsstelle.de/bilder/heroin.jpg" width="400" border="0" />This message was edited by bobogolem on 11-4-06 @ 3:19 PM Damn, bobo.That's making me kind of jones over here.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" />

Doctor Z

11-04-2006, 12:17 PM

I never had a taste for alcohol.  I just drink it for the effects.

Wrecked

11-04-2006, 12:49 PM

youre damn lucky.alcohol is a cinder block around my neck.

johnniewalker

11-04-2006, 12:57 PM

Doctor_Z wrote: I never had a taste for alcohol. I just drink it for the effects.   You crazy turks will you ever learn.

Don Stugots

11-04-2006, 01:08 PM

spoon wrote: Time to change that mod quote buddy!   i agree.   whats the matter with you?  snap out of it!  you gotta act like man! http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/180px-Brando_as_don_corleone.png honestly, i am truly sad for you.  please take the time to reconsider and try again.

cougarjake13

11-04-2006, 01:16 PM

Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker.   and you used to be able to piss standing up also

ChimneyFish

11-04-2006, 01:27 PM

I used to be a spelunker.

Don Stugots

11-04-2006, 01:40 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker. and you used to be able to piss standing up also    he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill.

JimBeam

11-04-2006, 01:45 PM

I read that when this condition occurs the victim can expect to receive cramps on a monthly basis which are reffered to as " monthlies ".There should also be a whole new aisle available in the supermarket which no man should've ever had to have gone down.

Marc with a c

11-04-2006, 01:55 PM

it taste's so good when it touches your lips. i forget exactly how it goes, but beer is good, that's my point.

keithy_19

11-04-2006, 02:08 PM

Fella's, just cause he has lost the taste for alcohol doesn't make him a women. He simply main lines it now. Right? You main line the alcohol?

cougarjake13

11-04-2006, 02:11 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker.  and you used to be able to piss standing up also he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill. he used to be able to go outside without a shirt, but now it's considered indecent exposure

Don Stugots

11-04-2006, 02:12 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker. and you used to be able to piss standing up also he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill. he used to be able to go outside without a shirt, but now it's considered indecent exposure   he used to keep his wallet in his back pocket but now he carries a purse

FezPaul

11-04-2006, 02:14 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker.  and you used to be able to piss standing up also he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill. he used to be able to go outside without a shirt, but now it's considered indecent exposure   he used to keep his wallet in his back pocket but now he carries a purse He used to watch football, but now he goes shopping for shoes.

cougarjake13

11-04-2006, 02:14 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker.  and you used to be able to piss standing up also he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill. he used to be able to go outside without a shirt, but now it's considered indecent exposure he used to keep his wallet in his back pocket but now he carries a purse he used to shave his face, now he shaves his puss

Badinia

11-04-2006, 02:14 PM

I've stopped drinking various times for various reasons, but it always comes down to the same thing- my friends and social group are totally intolerable when I am sober.  I don't know how Ron does it.  Whisky sour, please!                                                                   <img src="http://images.google.com.sg/images?q=tbn:8NGKZ9RUPe2QDM:http://absolutdrinks.com" border="0" />

Don Stugots

11-04-2006, 02:16 PM

FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker. and you used to be able to piss standing up also he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill. he used to be able to go outside without a shirt, but now it's considered indecent exposure he used to keep his wallet in his back pocket but now he carries a purse He used to watch football, but now he goes shopping for shoes.  he used to always wear a black shirt, now he has to remind himself not to wear white after labor day

cougarjake13

11-04-2006, 02:21 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  cougarjake13 wrote: Gvac wrote: I used to be a huge beer and ale drinker.  and you used to be able to piss standing up also he used to be able to scratch balls but since the operation, he now keeps them in sealed mayo jar on his kitchen window sill. he used to be able to go outside without a shirt, but now it's considered indecent exposure  he used to keep his wallet in his back pocket but now he carries a purse He used to watch football, but now he goes shopping for shoes.  he used to always wear a black shirt, now he has to remind himself not to wear white after labor day he used to put on face paint for football games, now he puts on lipstick and mascara

Don Stugots

11-04-2006, 02:32 PM

thats ok granny, put on your shawl and take a nap

FezPaul

11-04-2006, 02:33 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: thats ok granny, put on your shawl and take a nap If you do go out don't forget your Depends.

Don Stugots

11-04-2006, 02:36 PM

Marc with a c wrote: it taste's so good when it touches your lips. i forget exactly how it goes, but <strike>beer is</strike> COCK TASTES good, that's my point.   fixed it for him.

Mike from Bklyn

11-04-2006, 03:23 PM

It might be your vagina.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" />

reeshy

11-04-2006, 03:31 PM

Always carry an extra Tampex......you just never know!!!!!

FUNKMAN

11-04-2006, 06:25 PM

good for you, you just pee it out anywayget by on a natural high

keithy_19

11-04-2006, 06:32 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: good for you, you just pee it out anywayget by on a natural highanother women.

FUNKMAN

11-04-2006, 06:34 PM

keithy_19 wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: good for you, you just pee it out anywayget by on a natural highanother women.that's woman to you you young hipster...

Gimp

11-04-2006, 06:48 PM

did your drink containers have a tail and a smelly rim?  cause you might have been drinkin out of a dog's ass.

A.J.

11-06-2006, 04:13 AM

But you still smoke.  And what's better with a cigarette than booze?

EliSnow

11-06-2006, 04:58 AM

Gvac wrote: I've Completely Lost My Taste For Alcohol Does that mean I don't have to buy you a drink anymore?

Furtherman

11-06-2006, 12:26 PM

Badinia wrote: I've stopped drinking various times for various reasons, but it always comes down to the same thing- my friends and social group are totally intolerable when I am sober.                                                                   You know, I was recently a designated driver and I found that to be so true.  I mean, they weren't totally intolerable, but I very happy when I dropped them off and I could relax with a quiet drink myself.

Don Stugots

11-06-2006, 12:39 PM

EliSnow wrote: Gvac wrote: I've Completely Lost My Taste For Alcohol Does that mean I don't have to buy you a drink anymore?   more importantly can you still buy us drinks?  i hope so mame.

ChimneyFish

11-06-2006, 12:56 PM

Furtherman wrote: Badinia wrote: I've stopped drinking various times for various reasons, but it always comes down to the same thing- my friends and social group are totally intolerable when I am sober.                                                                   You know, I was recently a designated driver and I found that to be so true.  I mean, they weren't totally intolerable, but I very happy when I dropped them off and I could relax with a quiet drink myself.  I can't take friends or family sober. It just doesn't work.

Hottub

11-06-2006, 01:19 PM

I've Completely Lost My Taste For AlcoholBut his taste for the cock...Well, let's save that for another thread.

Stankfoot

11-06-2006, 02:09 PM

I've Completely Lost My Taste For Alcohol             The hardest part about losing your taste for alcohol is telling your parents that you're gay.

Gvac

11-06-2006, 03:16 PM

A.J. wrote: But you still smoke. And what's better with a cigarette than booze? <img border="0" src="http://www.proppersource.com/images/foods/hot-coffee.jpg" />

Gvac

11-06-2006, 03:17 PM

Eli - you can buy me a few cups of coffee if you like.  If not, I'm sure I still have it in me to knock back a scotch or two in your honor.

torker

11-06-2006, 03:37 PM

Have you thought about being a girl drink drunk?                 <img height="226" src="http://myspace-592.vo.llnwd.net/01029/29/53/1029403592_m.jpg" width="170" border="0" />

Gvac

11-06-2006, 03:39 PM

Can't do the girlie drinks.  I don't like sweet stuff.  That's why I like coffee so much.  It's bitter, just like me.

reeshy

11-06-2006, 03:44 PM

Losing your taste for alcohol is usually accompanied by rectal bleeding!!!!!

FezPaul

11-06-2006, 03:55 PM

"But a man who says no to champagne, says no to life."<img height="100" src="http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/voyage_au_bout_de_l_enfer/pierre_segui.jpg" width="162" border="0" />