I just ate a cupcake out of the garbage

[Judge Smails]

<p>Halloween also happens to be my son's birthday.&nbsp; My wife made cupcakes for him the take to school and the leftovers have been sitting on our kitchen counter ever since.&nbsp; I stayed away from them, because God forbid I ate one the kid's &quot;Special&quot; cupcakes.&nbsp; So, today being garbage day,&nbsp; my wife threw out the final two cupcakes.&nbsp; I went to take out the trash and saw them laying there on top.&nbsp; So tempting.&nbsp; So tasty.&nbsp; Does it make me a bad person?</p><p><img height="272" src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_seinfeld-george.jpg&usg=__Yyu2cvuU6R8-ZeyK6dFfN5SHBK0=" width="215" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">It's your mother's fault for all the times she told you not to waste food because of all the children starving in China.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You should sue her.</font></strong></p>

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Got any more ? I'm fuckin' starving here.</font>

[Gaia]

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[ChrisTheCop]

What you did is a little more disgusting than what George did. His eclair was sitting in the garbage for seconds. Yours was sitting there for...longer. How much longer? Do tell. Also his was made fresh that day, yours was at least 4 days old. Hardly worth it.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>you will be a homeless person one day and i will give you a 5 spot</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Gvac]

<p>You already pissed away the money you won in AC didn't you?</p><p>For shame.&nbsp;</p>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Halloween also happens to be my son's birthday.&nbsp; My wife made cupcakes for him the take to school and the leftovers have been sitting on our kitchen counter ever since.&nbsp; I stayed away from them, because God forbid I ate one the kid's &quot;Special&quot; cupcakes.&nbsp; So, today being garbage day,&nbsp; my wife threw out the final two cupcakes.&nbsp; I went to take out the trash and saw them laying there on top.&nbsp; So tempting.&nbsp; So tasty.&nbsp; Does it make me a bad person?</p><p><img height="272" src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_seinfeld-george.jpg&usg=__Yyu2cvuU6R8-ZeyK6dFfN5SHBK0=" width="215" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2">I vote that it doesn't make you a bad person, only a hungry one.</font></p><p><font size="2">Now had you made love to the cupcake, especially without its consent, that would be a different story.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3" face="times new roman,times,serif">Got any more ? I'm fuckin' starving here.</font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>same here.&nbsp; i could always go for a cupcake.&nbsp; maybe even some chocolate milk to wash it down with.&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>The true question is - what flavor were they? </p><p>If they were chocolate it's understandable.&nbsp; If they were some God-awful vanilla or strawberry you should be shot.&nbsp;</p>

[burrben]

<p>a cupcake sounds fantastic right now</p>

[Lumber]

Hell...I've done that w/ Pizza! Bon appetit

[WhistlePig]

It depends on what was in the trash next to it (other than the second
cupcake)!

[Fallon]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />It depends on what was in the trash next to it (other than the second cupcake)! <p>A used tampon and some hair. </p><p>It was the bathroom garbage right?</p>

[legroommusic]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Halloween also happens to be my son's birthday.&nbsp; My wife made cupcakes for him the take to school and the leftovers have been sitting on our kitchen counter ever since.&nbsp; I stayed away from them, because God forbid I ate one the kid's &quot;Special&quot; cupcakes.&nbsp; So, today being garbage day,&nbsp; my wife threw out the final two cupcakes.&nbsp; I went to take out the trash and saw them laying there on top.&nbsp; So tempting.&nbsp; So tasty.&nbsp; Does it make me a bad person?</p><p><img height="272" src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_seinfeld-george.jpg&usg=__Yyu2cvuU6R8-ZeyK6dFfN5SHBK0=" width="215" border="0" /></p><p>How the heck do you have money for a computer if you're eatin' out of the garbage. Be honest, do you need a place to stay?</p>

[boeman]

<strong>legroommusic</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>How the heck do you have money for a computer if you're eatin' out of the garbage. Be honest, do you need a place to stay?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I heard he lives in a box on 57th Street</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i only go into the garbarge for receipts or if i thought i accidentally threw money out....</p><p>growing up we lived in a 4 story apt house and my grandfather lived on the first floor, we the 4th. he would go through everyone's garbage and take out overy little spec of food and feed the birds and dogs with it. </p>

[lleeder]

Its ok as long as you didn't drink a glass of milk out of the garbage along with the cupcake

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br>Its ok as long as you didn't drink a glass of milk out of the garbage along with the cupcake<p></p>

that wasn't milk