If you were in the witness protection program...

[Gwen]

What would your new secret identity be? Choose a new name, job and location and any other interesting facts you'd like us to not know about you. (I know you can't actually pick these)

Id be a 28 year old crazy porn-star named Busty McTits from Las Vegas with an affinity for Cap'n Crunches "Oops! All Berries!"

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This message was edited by Gwen on 10-29-01 @ 2:14 PM

[RF Godfather]

If I had to join the witness protection agency, I would also become a porn star named Craven Morehead from Hollywood, California who talks in pig Latin and watches CSPAN for fun.

"Esyah! Esyah! Aysay ymay amenay itchbay! Iay onnagay umca..."

You know where I was headed.

Gwen, great topic. Can't wait for the rest of the board to chime in. TOP!

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 10-29-01 @ 3:03 PM

[Pootertoot]

I would be Homer Thompson, of Terror Lake, and I just bought a new chainsaw and hockey mask. Wanna see?

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[Dirtybird11]

touchy subject for a man named perrynoid eh?i
my name would be Bruce Jackson-
i would drive a double decker sight seeing bus in iowa.
and fish all summer long-
**one of the best posts i've seen in a while** nice brain-


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[RF Godfather]

hey perrynoid, is this a true story?

Hmmm... Fact or fiction? Hmmm?

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 10-29-01 @ 5:23 PM

[Captain Rooster]

I would be Homer Thompson, of Terror Lake...


One of the greatest episodes EVER!

FBI GUY - Hello Mr. Thompson

Homer - *blink *blink

FBI GUY - Hello Mr. Thompson

Homer - *blink *blink

[ HOURS LATER ]

FBI GUY - When I say Hello Mr. Thompson...you smile and nod.....Hello Mr. Thompson!

Homer (leaning over to the 2nd FBI guy) - I think he's talking to you!



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God Bless America!

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[Fallon]

My name would be Max Powers or Mr. Plow.

Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow!

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[furie]

I'm not sure what my name would be, but i'd definately use the cover story of being a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper...

-- Furie
Creeping towards 100 Hey! I work alot!


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[Sheeplovr]

Id be Don labia
and i would own a pet store
and sell pets
id have red shoes
id have two brand new suits
um i need a goatee and a hat

and i would get a urinal of my very own

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[The Blowhard]

I would move to Vegas and become a lounge singer.."The Amazing Hugh Jass"!!!

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pootertoot inc.

[Gvac]

I would be an immensely successful rapper named G. Vackie Vac, and married to a porn star named Busty McTits. ;)

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