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TooCute
11-02-2006, 07:11 AM
Please, no matter what you do, don't go ginkgo nut picking barehanded.

Ginkgo nut picking, you might ask? Well the trees are very common in
urban areas, and they look like this:

http://www.ville-ge.ch/dpt5/seve/img/ginkgo.jpg

They turn bright yellow in the autumn, and the female trees get clusters of
berries:

http://oregonstate.edu/dept/ldplants/images/gibi11.jpg

The berries fall off and smell very bad, like vomit (I'll spare you a photo of
vomit).
However, what's inside them is a different story. Inside is a hard little nut
(that doesn't smell at all of vomit if the flesh is cleaned from it).

http://www.hkflora.com/v2/projects/proj02foodplant/st_pauls_coed/
vege/images/flora/nut/ph36_ginkgo.jpg

I like to clean them in a bowl of water in the sink, so that the stink is kept
to a minimum.
You can then take these nuts and roast them (no oil or anything) in a frying
pan on the stovetop. You just do them until thery're a little blackened on
each side, then take them and whack them with a hammer (or use a ginkgo
nut cracker - can be bought at asian shops) and you end up with a small,
jade green little berry that basically tastes like a sort of waxy potato (but
better!). They're frequently sold in asian markets, but why bother when you
can collect your own?

Anyway, you should always always always wear gloves, because if you touch
the fruit without gloves, you'll probably get a rash. I've seen it happen to my
mom and my sister; in the case of the latter her entire face swelled up for
about 3 days, including having her ears essentially double in size.

Well, last Saturday, I discovered that my boyfriend's brother has got a
ginkgo tree in his yard. In my somewhat not-to-smart-state (I blame the
patron), I decided that we should go eat some, since he and his wife never
had. I collected some barehanded. OOOOPPPPSSSSS!!!!

Today, 5 days later, my eyes are all kinds of messed up. Started as some
redness at the corners yesterday, and now it's a bumpy, leathery rash all
the say around my eyes, though you can't quite tell from the photo:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/IMG_1755.jpg

They itch. They burn. I don't think I touched my eyes without washing my
hands but who knows. I've got what looks like poison ivy all over my hands.
Is that the ginkgo? I don't know... might be, but then, I spent a lot of time
checking the dogs for ticks (hey, don't forget, it's tick season, so please
beware! My dog's had lyme twice now, my bf's dog has got it now, and one
of my best (human) friends has gotten it twice in the last year - and we're
all very diligent about checking too, which is the sucky thing) and maybe
they had it in their fur. Of course, wikipedia also suggests that ginkgo can
cause poison ivy like reactions in some people (apparently because the side
chains on ginkgolic acid look very much like the urushiols of poison ivy etc...)

The worst past about this? It also causes dermatitis (immense swelling and
painful itch) in your naughty bits (apparently this is sometimes the ONLY
symptom of the allergy). The itch won't stop. I WANT TO DIE!!!!!

I took oral some antihistamines and have tried various topical creams and I
think I might make it to school.. but through 5 hours of class and 5 hours of
work??!!! HELP!

Whatever you do - don't collect ginkgo nuts with your barehands!!!!!!!!

Sheeplovr
11-02-2006, 07:16 AM
did he hit you?<br />

cupcakelove
11-02-2006, 07:21 AM
So your boyfriend's brother gave you that itch?&nbsp; You should be ashamed of yourself.<br />

Don Stugots
11-02-2006, 07:23 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />did he hit you?<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the first thing you need to do is to get out of this relationship.&nbsp; it is not healthy for you.&nbsp; do you need an intervention?&nbsp; half way house?&nbsp; etc?&nbsp;</p>

UnknownPD
11-02-2006, 07:25 AM
<p><font size="2">I'll stick to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese</font></p><p><font size="2">By the way....wasn't ginko once thought to be extinct?</font></p>

Tall_James
11-02-2006, 07:31 AM
<p>Got it.&nbsp; Don't touch your nuts with your hands.</p><p>There goes my weekend.</p>

Furtherman
11-02-2006, 07:36 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />did he hit you?<br /><p>She fell.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously, I hope that clears up for you Too&nbsp;Cute.&nbsp; </p>

TooCute
11-02-2006, 07:53 AM
I've been advised to expect 3-4 days.

holy shit.

I might jump out the window before that.

angelinad128
11-02-2006, 08:14 AM
<p>How about trying yeast infection cream?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hope your better soon!</p>

FUNKMAN
11-02-2006, 08:45 AM
<p>i'd still do ya...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>thanks for the tip and taking the bad experience so we could have the good experience... a quality person</p>

Jujubees2
11-02-2006, 08:47 AM
<font size="2">Would it be easier if I shaved my Ginkgo nuts instead of smashing them with a hammer?</font>

A.J.
11-02-2006, 08:50 AM
<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;The worst past about this? It also causes dermatitis (immense swelling and painful itch) in your naughty bits (apparently this is sometimes the ONLY symptom of the allergy). The itch won't stop. I WANT TO DIE!!!!! <p>Methinks I may need to send some of these to my enemies.</p><p>Feel better TooCute!</p>

pete_in_NJ
11-02-2006, 10:45 AM
<strong>A much wiser choice: <img width="155" height="142" border="0" src="http://www.nutnutrition.com/img/nav_productimage_cashews.gif" /><br /></strong>

Dougie Brootal
11-02-2006, 11:16 AM
rash or no rash, you're still super-hot!

CaptClown
11-02-2006, 11:22 AM
<font size="2">Take an oatmeal bath and calomine lotion for the itching.<br /></font>

Marc with a c
11-02-2006, 11:24 AM
<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />Please, no matter what you do, don't go ginkgo nut picking <p>ok</p>

Bulldogcakes
11-02-2006, 01:41 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

The worst past about this? It also causes dermatitis (immense swelling and
painful itch) in your naughty bits (apparently this is sometimes the ONLY
symptom of the allergy). The itch won't stop. I WANT TO DIE!!!!!
<p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now you know what its like to be a 14 year old guy. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Feel better gorgeous!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

reillyluck
11-02-2006, 01:55 PM
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">Would it be easier if I shaved my Ginkgo nuts instead of smashing them with a hammer?</font> <p>i cant stop laughing at this post. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

sr71blackbird
11-02-2006, 01:56 PM
<p>Along Route 110 in front of the Huntington Quad are dozens of these trees, and I often see Orientals gathering the nuts in huge trash bags.&nbsp; Not knowing what they are, but seeing the people doingh this, I stopped one day and examined the nuts and picked them up and they smelled REAL bad, but the gook got on my hands and I ended up with the same reaction you had.<br /></p><p>Did you know Gingko is the worlds oldest plant type?&nbsp; </p>

cougarjake13
11-02-2006, 02:41 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Got it.&nbsp; Don't touch your nuts with your hands.</p><p>There goes my weekend.</p><p>but she did suggest gloving it</p><p>so all is not lost</p>

TheMojoPin
11-02-2006, 02:45 PM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Along Route 110 in front of the Huntington Quad are dozens of these trees, and I often see Orientals gathering the nuts in huge trash bags.&nbsp; Not knowing what they are, but seeing the people doingh this, I stopped one day and examined the nuts and picked them up and they smelled REAL bad, but the gook got on my hands and I ended up with the same reaction you had.<br /></p><p>Did you know Gingko is the worlds oldest plant type?&nbsp; </p><p>Does sr71 have some kind of vendetta against TooCute?&nbsp; Hmmmmmm...</p>

Bulldogcakes
11-02-2006, 02:50 PM
<p>He cant help it. This isn't the first time its happened. </p><p>I dont think its malicious, though. &nbsp;</p>

TheMojoPin
11-02-2006, 02:51 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He cant help it. This isn't the first time its happened. </p><p>I dont think its malicious, though. &nbsp;</p><p>Neither do I.&nbsp; I just think it's disturbingly amusing.</p>

super turbo death shark
11-02-2006, 02:52 PM
<p>thats what you get for making the &quot;gingko nuts&quot; tell you something twice</p><p>seriously that does look kinda painful though<br /></p>

Freakshow
11-02-2006, 02:53 PM
I think he may have to slap this on all his posts:

http://www.eastcoastbob.com/parcells.jpg
no offense to the orientals.

Bulldogcakes
11-02-2006, 02:59 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="250" height="199" border="0" src="http://www.echonews.com/1133/images/ballina_war_veterans.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;&quot;So there I was in Iwo Jima, and we gets ambushed by about 500 Japs. I call for back up and the tanks came in a blew the bastards to pieces. Some of them literally had their balls blown off . . . . . . <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I stopped one day and examined the nuts and picked them up and they smelled REAL bad, but the gook got on my hands and I ended up with the same reaction you had.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

sr71blackbird
11-02-2006, 04:41 PM
By the way, even with all the swelling and redness, your still a hotty!&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

sr71blackbird
11-02-2006, 04:50 PM
Look at Mojo trying to put another chink in my armor

Gvac
11-02-2006, 04:57 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><strong>TooCute </strong>wrote:<p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">You can then take these nuts and.....You just do them
until thery're a little blackened on each side, then take them and
whack them with a hammer</span> <br /></p><hr width="100%" size="2" />I'm seeing you in a whole new light. &nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously, though - hang in there kiddo.&nbsp; The rash sounds positively maddening. </p><p>I hope you get some relief soon. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

Yerdaddy
11-03-2006, 12:52 AM
<hr width="100%" size="2" /><strong>TooCute </strong>wrote: <p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">You can then take these nuts and.....You just do them until thery're a little blackened on each side, then take them and whack them with a hammer</span> <br /></p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>Or you can lay them on your couch and have TooCute's dog jump on them all night.</p><p>How's that for a ride in the WayBack machine?</p><p>Seriously, I'd rather have pain than that kind of itching. Hope it gets better soon, Aya.</p>

El Mudo
11-03-2006, 04:11 AM
<p>Reminds me of when i had a bad allergic reaction to the floor wax they were using at my job...that was a NIGHTMARE</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Stay tough kid...you'll get through it&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
11-03-2006, 01:11 PM
<p>Toocute, seriously, try applying some aloe and liquid vitamin E to the affected area.......trust me...</p><p>it will work!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /></p>

arcanewardrobe
11-04-2006, 05:07 PM
<p>Great!&nbsp;I just planted a Gingko tree.</p>

FezPaul
11-04-2006, 05:49 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">The Ginko ate the baby...</font></strong></p><p><img height="473" src="http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/chamberlain/crynews.jpg" width="549" border="0" /></p>

scorpion
11-04-2006, 09:13 PM
<p>If you need someone to rub your naughty bits to help with the swelling and itch, I would be happy to volunteer. Anytime day of night.<br /></p><p> </p><p>Ouch sorry to hear it, hope your better soon</p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by scorpion on 11-5-06 @ 10:13 AM</span>

mdr55
11-05-2006, 03:30 AM
Where's the Before and After pics of using gingko nuts???<br />