What's with the obsession with anal?

[Brujo]

I've noticed that many on this board love talking about anal sex, and yet almost every girl I've slept with doesn't like it. As for me, it seems gay, and the thought of my girl's butt corn on my cock makes me sick. Is it all just talk, or do some of you really get off on it? Does shit turn you on?

[torker]

fag

[EliSnow]

<strong>Brujo</strong> wrote:<br />I've noticed that many on this board love talking about anal sex, and yet almost every girl I've slept with doesn't like it. As for me, it seems gay, and the thought of my girl's butt corn on my cock makes me sick. Is it all just talk, or do some of you really get off on it? Does shit turn you on? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Have you ever tried it?&nbsp; Done properly it feels great, and shit isn't a concern.&nbsp; And I've dated women who loved it.</font></p>

[El Mudo]

<p>Has no appeal to me whatsoever...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry Moe, but i've got to borrow an old Don and Mike bit...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;It's an exit...not an entry&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>I'd say if it's an obsession, it will probably freak your partner out.&nbsp; I got the A before I got the V (the ol' Technical Virgin [god bless catholic girls]).&nbsp; I remember her taking a moment to crack a&nbsp;window. She was a nice girl.&nbsp; </p><p>How can a guy named El Mudo be afraid of a little mud?&nbsp; </p>

[reeshy]

Where's DJEvelEd when you need him most???????????????<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Where's DJEvelEd when you need him most???????????????<br /><p>i guess we're shit out of luck...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>if i'm not mistaken iamnotatool had a sweet creamy story about this&nbsp; </p>

[TastelessGinny]

<p>OK, OK--I'll play Dr. Ruth on this one (for those of you too young to get the reference, I'll be the horrifically old, completely unsexy hag to tell you how to do it).</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's better (i.e., not uncomfortable) if you do anal in a missionary position.&nbsp; Just flip her on her back, put her legs over your shoulders and there you go.&nbsp; Because both &quot;entryways&quot; are so close together, she may just get some G-spot action out of that position.&nbsp; Also, if you use a little vibrator in front at the same time (easy to keep in, your belly will do the work so once everything's in it's hands-free)&nbsp; you BOTH get the benefit of the battery-operated &quot;friend.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It may well be the best experience both of you had in a while.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>/Dr. Ruth says, don't forget to use a condom and HAVE FUN!&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

<img height="333" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/409/000022343/adclay-med.jpg" width="260" border="0" />So I'm bangin this whore in the ass

[Dougie Brootal]

i looooove fucking my chick in the ass! we do lots of other "different" sexual things. its really a "this is dirty, we shouldn't be doing it" thing. its exciting and fun. we use lots of lube and there's never any "butt corn" on my cock. i love fucking her in the butt....her not so much. she does it cuz i got dirt on her.













nah, she does it cuz she loves me. <3

[FUNKMAN]

it's not dirty, you clean it out with your tongue first...&nbsp;

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 11-1-06 @ 6:38 PM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I'm in the &quot;&quot;No thanks&quot; camp on this one. </p><p>Anal sex should stay where it belongs. On the internet. &nbsp;</p>

[dereckfishboy]

It's by no means gay. Yeah, gay guys do anal with each other. They also blow each other and jerk each other off. So if you think it's gay to want anal with your girl, then that must mean its's also gay to want your girl to blow you or give it a couple tugs.<br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;she does it cuz i got dirt on her. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So</font><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">unds like she's getting &quot;dirt&quot; on you! <font size="1">(yuck yuck yuck)</font></font></strong></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/pattakesstage-1.jpg<br /></p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>TastelessGinny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OK, OK--I'll play Dr. Ruth on this one (for those of you too young to get the reference, I'll be the horrifically old, completely unsexy hag to tell you how to do it).</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font style="background-color: #ccff99">It's better (i.e., not uncomfortable) if you do anal in a missionary position</font>.&nbsp; Just flip her on her back, put her legs over your shoulders and there you go.&nbsp; Because both &quot;entryways&quot; are so close together, she may just get some G-spot action out of that position.&nbsp; Also, if you use a little vibrator in front at the same time (easy to keep in, your belly will do the work so once everything's in it's hands-free)&nbsp; you BOTH get the benefit of the battery-operated &quot;friend.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It may well be the best experience both of you had in a while.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>/Dr. Ruth says, don't forget to use a condom and HAVE FUN!&nbsp;</p><p>Yes!&nbsp; It is way better that way.</p>

[suggums]

what about double anal?<br />

[johnniewalker]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />what about double anal?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>DVDA?

[PaulF]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />what about double anal?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>DVDA? <p>Quitter! DVDADO!</p>

[burrben]

<p>the anus completes the circle of life</p>

[zildjian361]

tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done

[grlNIN]

Sometimes i wish you heathens were more sexually repressed.<br />

[johnniewalker]

<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br />tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done<p>&nbsp;</p>What do you mean by takes too much time?&nbsp; <br />

[Marc with a c]

it's for marraige

[Bossanova]

<p>My girl and I do it when ever we are being filthy and it just flows into it.&nbsp; Nothing wrong with it at all. And its not gay if yousay NO HOMO</p>

[torker]

<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br />tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done <p><img height="84" src="http://www.psp411.com/product/psp411_com-product-531-1.jpg" width="162" border="0" /></p>

[narc]

How did I know the Lord of Iron would return in an anal sex thread?<br />

[zildjian361]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br />tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done <p>&nbsp;</p>What do you mean by takes too much time?&nbsp; <br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you figure it out</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br />tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done <p> </p>What do you mean by takes too much time? <br /><p> you figure it out</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Do you mean preparation?&nbsp; <br />

[burrben]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br />tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done <p>&nbsp;</p>What do you mean by takes too much time? <br /><p>you figure it out</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Do you mean preparation?&nbsp; <br /><p>H?</p>

[torker]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br />tried it a few times with different chicks 1 spanish chick dug it but when you have a steady girl its too much time getit done <p>&nbsp;</p>What do you mean by takes too much time? <br /><p>you figure it out</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Do you mean preparation?&nbsp; <br /><p>H?</p><p>so close, so close</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#ffffff">h</font></p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>Brujo</strong> wrote:<br />I've noticed that many on this board love talking about anal sex, <strong>and yet almost every girl I've slept with doesn't like it.</strong> As for me, it seems gay, and the thought of my girl's butt corn on my cock makes me sick. Is it all just talk, or do some of you really get off on it? Does shit turn you on? <p>You, sir, have been dating the wrong girls.</p>

[WhistlePig]

I don't get it. Why would you want a stinky butt when there's a nice clean
vagina less than an inch away?

[PapaBear]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />I don't get it. Why would you want a stinky butt when there's a nice clean vagina less than an inch away? <p>The whole thing &quot;stinks&quot; of effort, if you ask me.</p>

[A.J.]

Though he was talking about gays, I think it was Sam Kinison who said it best: &quot;How can you find true love in a dirty asshole?&quot;