View Full Version : I just ate 2/3 of a pumpkin pie
Bossanova
10-30-2006, 05:04 PM
My girlfriend did the sweetest thing and made me a pumpkin pie today before she went home. It was so damn gorgeous. I had yet to eat dinner, and had packed a nice bowl. Long story short.... I am staring at 1/3 of a pie and a bloated tummy. Oh yeah, so f'n good.
ShelleBink
10-30-2006, 05:05 PM
Can i have the rest?<br />
sr71blackbird
10-30-2006, 05:08 PM
Tomorrow youll be shittin' orange diareah
Bossanova
10-30-2006, 05:09 PM
Of course you can
Judge Smails
10-30-2006, 05:12 PM
<strong>RonIsHankAaron</strong> wrote:<br />.... I am staring at 1/3 of a pie and a bloated tummy. <p>Amateur. Talk to me when you finish the whole thing and spray the remainder of the whip cream cannister directly into your mouth. That's how I do it.</p>
jafter
10-30-2006, 05:14 PM
I love pumpkin pie, I once at 2 of them for 500.00. Luckily I did not throw up. I got 200 for the 1st one 3.5 minutes and 300 for the second one 3 minutes.
tele7
10-30-2006, 05:14 PM
<p>You and Sleeves should go bowling. </p><p> </p>
Death Metal Moe
10-30-2006, 05:14 PM
<p>I love desert but I could never eat that much of it. I just can't eat desert as a meal. I need something with some substance. Veggies, meat, bread, stuff like that. Different flavors too, not just one sweet pie.</p><p>Pumpkin pie is the shit though, I'll give you that. </p>
Tenbatsuzen
10-30-2006, 05:15 PM
<p>I once demolished a sweet potato pie.</p><p> </p>
ShelleBink
10-30-2006, 05:16 PM
<p> </p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I once demolished a sweet potato pie.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>with your cock </p>
Bossanova
10-30-2006, 05:28 PM
<p>ShelleBink I know I promised the rest, but I think Im gonna have to finish it now. Sorry</p>
dereckfishboy
10-30-2006, 05:29 PM
<p> </p><strong>RonIsHankAaron</strong> wrote:<br />My girlfriend did the sweetest thing and made me a pumpkin pie today<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>If I could meet a girl who made me pie, I'd marry the bitch </p>
dotsncoms
10-30-2006, 05:36 PM
<p>The bakery downstairs sells pumpkin pie for six bucks. I ate half so far! The bakery was in American Splendor as a screen shot. I had to walk around the filming when I walked off my job one day. A fucking bitch at work yelled at me and poked me in my chest with her finger because I didn't do the dishes! lol</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dotsncoms on 10-30-06 @ 9:44 PM</span>
Bossanova
10-30-2006, 05:44 PM
Oh, I plan to Dereck
super turbo death shark
10-30-2006, 05:56 PM
i'm not sure thats healthy<br />
nevnut
10-30-2006, 05:58 PM
I bet it doesn't come out nearly as nicely as it went in.
Doctor Z
10-30-2006, 05:59 PM
No shame in that. Pumpkin pie is fantastic.
wonderwoman
10-30-2006, 09:35 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>jafter</strong> wrote:<br>I love pumpkin pie,ÿ I once at 2 of them for 500.00.ÿ Luckily I did not throw up.ÿÿ I got 200 for the 1st one 3.5 minutes and 300 for the second one 3 minutes.ÿÿ ÿ <hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
wow, that's pretty good to be able to keep all of it all down without having to visit the porcelain god is pretty impressive and to be able to pocket some cash too, sounds like a bonus to me.
Kevin
10-30-2006, 09:37 PM
Now I am starving.
wonderwoman
10-30-2006, 09:39 PM
This thread is making me crave some pumking pie now with some cool whip on top. yummy!!
Fez4PrezN2008
10-30-2006, 09:56 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I love desert but I could never eat that much of it. I just can't eat desert as a meal. I need something with some substance. Veggies, meat, bread, stuff like that. Different flavors too, not just one sweet pie.</p><p>Pumpkin pie is the shit though, I'll give you that. </p><p>Hey DMM, give this a try then, Ham and pumpkin pie. Yum</p><p><img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/hamandpumpkinpie.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Bossanova
10-31-2006, 07:45 PM
Thats the grosest thing I've ever seen.
Death Metal Moe
10-31-2006, 08:21 PM
<strong>RonIsHankAaron</strong> wrote:<br />Thats the grosest thing I've ever seen. <p>Are you fucking kidding me? I'd eat the hell out of that!</p>
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