View Full Version : Job , or Peice 0f ....??
cozzie
10-30-2006, 04:11 PM
I work as a repairman, today i went to a job that was easy to sell some parts with a high markup value. The lady of the house gave me the ok to replace the parts,and i told her what the price would be, ticket would come to almost $550. I did all the work and presented the lady with the bill, She told me that she could not afford the bill. She asked me if we could work out the bill, and I told her she could pay in 3 installments. She said she had to call her husband , 10 mins later she comes to the door completely naked , and you know what happed next. I get paid by commission , by what I get the customer to buy,and like I said it would have been a good ticket for the boss,only i charghed the lady only a service charge. Should I fess up to the boss and pay him the for the parts and a little extra or just keep my mouth shut???
reeshy
10-30-2006, 04:18 PM
Dear Penthouse.......<br />
reillyluck
10-30-2006, 04:19 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Dear Penthouse.......<br /><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>
Bossanova
10-30-2006, 04:23 PM
Your story will only stay this awesome if you keep your mouth shut.
Sheeplovr
10-30-2006, 04:36 PM
<p>eww creepy </p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
10-30-2006, 04:46 PM
<p>Biff Tannen gets hit with this story next.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
johnniewalker
10-30-2006, 04:51 PM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />I work as a repairman, today i went to a job that was easy to sell some parts with a high markup value. The lady of the house gave me the ok to replace the parts,and i told her what the price would be, ticket would come to almost $550. I did all the work and presented the lady with the bill, She told me that she could not afford the bill. She asked me if we could work out the bill, and I told her she could pay in 3 installments. She said she had to call her husband , 10 mins later she comes to the door completely naked , and you know what happed next. I get paid by commission , by what I get the customer to buy,and like I said it would have been a good ticket for the boss,only i charghed the lady only a service charge. Should I fess up to the boss and pay him the for the parts and a little extra or just keep my mouth shut???<p> </p>What happend next? How far did she go for $550? I am so confused......<br />
Bulldogcakes
10-30-2006, 05:02 PM
<img width="475" height="472" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00019PDNY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" />
dereckfishboy
10-30-2006, 05:05 PM
<p> </p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><img width="475" height="472" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00019PDNY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I liked Season 4 the best </p>
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />.... 10 mins later she comes to the door completely naked ..... <p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">Pictures please.</font> </p>
torker
10-30-2006, 06:34 PM
<p>Go work for Maytag.</p><p><img height="164" src="http://img.search.com/4/47/300px-Maytag_repairman.jpg" width="136" border="0" /></p>
Fezticle98
10-30-2006, 06:46 PM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />I work as a repairman, today i went to a job that was easy to sell some parts with a high markup value. The lady of the house gave me the ok to replace the parts,and i told her what the price would be, ticket would come to almost $550. I did all the work and presented the lady with the bill, She told me that she could not afford the bill. She asked me if we could work out the bill, and I told her she could pay in 3 installments. She said she had to call her husband , 10 mins later she comes to the door completely naked , and you know what happed next. I get paid by commission , by what I get the customer to buy,and like I said it would have been a good ticket for the boss,only i charghed the lady only a service charge. Should I fess up to the boss and pay him the for the parts and a little extra or just keep my mouth shut??? <p>How do you think the boss would react?</p><p>Also, if I may humbly suggest, get a 'peice' of some spelling lessons (before FezPaul gets at you). <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p>
Judge Smails
10-30-2006, 06:47 PM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />I work as a repairman, today i went to a job that was easy to sell some parts with a high markup value. The lady of the house gave me the ok to replace the parts,and i told her what the price would be, ticket would come to almost $550. I did all the work and presented the lady with the bill, She told me that she could not afford the bill. She asked me if we could work out the bill, and I told her she could pay in 3 installments. She said she had to call her husband , 10 mins later she comes to the door completely naked , and you know what happed next. I get paid by commission , by what I get the customer to buy,and like I said it would have been a good ticket for the boss,only i charghed the lady only a service charge. Should I fess up to the boss and pay him the for the parts and a little extra or just keep my mouth shut??? <p>Yeah . . . that's the ticket!</p><p><img src="http://images.zap2it.com/20050506/jonlovitz_lasvegas_240.jpg" border="0" /></p>
nevnut
10-31-2006, 04:02 AM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />I work as a repairman, today i went to a job that was easy to sell some parts with a high markup value. <p>Did these parts need changing or were you planning on raping this gal and just so happened to rape her twice.</p>
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 04:07 AM
were you delicate and did you rinse?
furie
10-31-2006, 05:06 AM
so that's what she was calling me for....
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 05:35 AM
did you spin her and go for the cycle?
Sheeplovr
10-31-2006, 05:37 AM
what do i got to do to get my dryer fixed?<br />
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 05:40 AM
i think my irons broke
cozzie
10-31-2006, 04:12 PM
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />I work as a repairman, today i went to a job that was easy to sell some parts with a high markup value. The lady of the house gave me the ok to replace the parts,and i told her what the price would be, ticket would come to almost $550. I did all the work and presented the lady with the bill, She told me that she could not afford the bill. She asked me if we could work out the bill, and I told her she could pay in 3 installments. She said she had to call her husband , 10 mins later she comes to the door completely naked , and you know what happed next. I get paid by commission , by what I get the customer to buy,and like I said it would have been a good ticket for the boss,only i charghed the lady only a service charge. Should I fess up to the boss and pay him the for the parts and a little extra or just keep my mouth shut??? <p> </p>What happend next? How far did she go for $550? I am so confused......<br /><p>she wen't all the way! and no i didn't rape her twice. BTW I'm not the Maytag repairman</p>
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:17 PM
<p>does your boss make you keep a good track of your inventory</p><p>if he does then he will notice some parts missing and no work orders for them , no ???</p>
cozzie
10-31-2006, 04:29 PM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does your boss make you keep a good track of your inventory</p><p>if he does then he will notice some parts missing and no work orders for them , no ???</p><p>yes he does , that's why i'm wondering about telling him, I think he'll understand, but it's basically like stealing from him</p>
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:33 PM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does your boss make you keep a good track of your inventory</p><p>if he does then he will notice some parts missing and no work orders for them , no ???</p><p>yes he does , that's why i'm wondering about telling him, I think he'll understand, but it's basically like stealing from him</p><p>how much out of pocket will it cost you???</p><p>and is there any way for you to fudge the numbers to reflect the missing parts???</p><p>how much will it cost you to buy similar parts at a store??? to replace them</p><p>worst thing to do is tell him you gave a customer a discount or free parts to get laid</p>
newport king
10-31-2006, 04:36 PM
you keep you're fucking mouth shut. don't admit shit. this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that.
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:40 PM
<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />you keep you're fucking mouth shut. don't admit shit. this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>and your anal virginity</p>
cozzie
10-31-2006, 04:41 PM
parts won't cost me $100, but it's the profit my boss would have made that worries me , I've worked for him for 9 years , so I think he might understand
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:47 PM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />parts won't cost me $100, but it's the profit my boss would have made that worries me , I've worked for him for 9 years , so I think he might understand <p>but if you spend the 100$ and replace the inventory he'll never know about the possible profit</p><p>dont tell him, it can only end badly</p>
cozzie
10-31-2006, 04:48 PM
we gonna post behind each other all night!
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:49 PM
looks like it
<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /> this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p>
SatCam
10-31-2006, 05:17 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /> this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p></p>
according to his holloween candy thread, cozzie's married too
cozzie
10-31-2006, 05:27 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p> </p>according to his holloween candy thread, cozzie's married too <p>yes i am so what</p>
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 05:46 PM
did you release intide or outtide?
Sheeplovr
10-31-2006, 05:59 PM
<p><span class="postbody">according to his holloween candy thread, cozzie's married too</span></p><p>and a kid </p><p>gross </p>
nevnut
10-31-2006, 08:05 PM
<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p> </p>according to his holloween candy thread, cozzie's married too <p>yes i am so what</p><p>So you're married and you raped her, if were Gaia I wouldn't like you either.</p>
Tenbatsuzen
10-31-2006, 08:15 PM
<p>Oh my, has this thread made a turn for the awesome</p><p> </p><p> </p>
ShelleBink
10-31-2006, 08:16 PM
<p> </p><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /> this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Heyyyyy there Gaia.... ;) </p>
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Heyyyyy there Gaia.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewink.gif" border="0" /> </p><p> </p><p>Hey baby....</p>
mjflem
10-31-2006, 10:48 PM
<br /><p>she wen't all the way! and no i didn't rape her twice. BTW I'm not the Maytag repairman</p><p>I do believe this is the first time I've ever seen an apostrophe in "went".</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mjflem on 11-1-06 @ 2:49 AM</span>
Bulldogcakes
11-01-2006, 02:37 PM
<p> </p><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Heyyyyy there Gaia.... <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewink.gif" /> </p><p> </p><p>Hey baby....</p><p> </p><p>Get a room you two</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> . . . . . . and a webcam . . . . please pretty please?<br /></p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Bulldogcakes
11-01-2006, 03:42 PM
<p>Here's a thought</p><p> </p><p>Shelle and Gaia in bed together . . with Mr Banana. </p><p> </p><p>Oh Baby! </p>
boeman
11-01-2006, 05:12 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /> this is the shit i've been waiting to happen on my job for the last 10 years. i'm just scared what might happen afterward if she cried rape. losing the job and all that. <p>Arent you married??????</p><p>It's threads like this that make me want to stay away from men. </p><p>Not all men are this way... I mean I've been married for a week and a half and I haven't strayed... hell, I never strayed during our entire time together.</p>
Bossanova
11-01-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm not married and I think its intense.
<strong>RonIsHankAaron</strong> wrote:<br />I'm not married and I think its intense. <p>"A Repo Man's life is always intense!"</p><p><img height="200" src="http://fusionanomaly.net/repomancommiechristian.jpg" width="267" border="0" /></p>
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