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Sleeves

10-30-2006, 11:20 AM

I did. My wife is gonna flip. Twix. Snickers. Milky Way.  M&Ms. This was a huge mixed bag of delicious candy that she bought way too early and hid from me. I found it and ate it. Thank you very much.

cougarjake13

10-30-2006, 12:36 PM

hey i did the same, but she bought some more so the kiddies will be ok

cupcakelove

10-30-2006, 12:38 PM

You sure are proud of yourself.  There is no candy in my apartment, and I'm not going to buy any since I really doubt any trick-or-treaters will be coming by.

drusilla

10-30-2006, 12:41 PM

on saturday night i bought $15 worth of jolly ranchers to bring to work today.  i left them in the back of my car so they would be there when i got to work today.  my brother took my car for 15 minutes yesterday & took all of my candy.   jackass.

torker

10-30-2006, 12:50 PM

Tell her the mice ate it.

Gaia

10-30-2006, 12:54 PM

That's great!! You are in sooo much trouble!!!Wait til' Mom get's home!

Furtherman

10-30-2006, 12:56 PM

Fatty.

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 01:01 PM

Furtherman wrote: Fatty.  I actually did get fat from this.  I was thin before and now I am Fat Sleeves. And I already told my wife.  And I am in trouble. And I was proud of my feat...but now I am fat.

Sheeplovr

10-30-2006, 01:05 PM

My wife is gonna flip.is that your kid in user icon thingy

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 01:08 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  My wife is gonna flip. is that your kid in user icon thingy   No. I don't know who that is. I wanted to find a picture of a really old man in a superman outfit, but I really really failed to achieve my vision...

Sheeplovr

10-30-2006, 01:15 PM

No. I don't know who that is. I wanted to find a
picture of a really old man in a superman outfit, but I really really
failed to achieve my vision.so then its safe to make fun of the little boy dressed as supergirl

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 01:25 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  No. I don't know who that is. I wanted to find a
picture of a really old man in a superman outfit, but I really really
failed to achieve my vision. so then its safe to make fun of the little boy dressed as supergirl   I didn't know what it was.  Boy dressed like a girl or whatever.go right ahead with the make fun...Gaia sent me some new crappy looking supermans so I'm probably gonna switch out soon...

MadMatt

10-30-2006, 01:34 PM

Is it wierd that I can "hear" every post that Sleeves writes?  It's like he is doing voiceovers in my head.  Creepy. I once opened a bag of candy I found in the cupboard - not realizing it was Halloween candy - and you would have thought that I drowned a kitten in front of a class of pre-schoolers.  And it's not like I ate it all; I only had a couple of "fun sized" candy bars.  One of the reasons I am glad I'm divorced.

reillyluck

10-30-2006, 01:37 PM

Sleeves wrote:  Sheeplovr wrote:  No. I don't know who that is. I wanted to find a picture of a really old man in a superman outfit, but I really really failed to achieve my vision.  so then its safe to make fun of the little boy dressed as supergirl   I didn't know what it was.  Boy dressed like a girl or whatever.go right ahead with the make fun...Gaia sent me some new crappy looking supermans so I'm probably gonna switch out soon...   NOOOOOOOOO! you cant do that!

Sheeplovr

10-30-2006, 01:38 PM

Gaia sent me some new crappy looking supermans so I'm probably gonna switch out soon..i was trying to find you the art exibit with live people dressed as aged superheros oh wait i just remembered what it was called<img width="450" height="436" border="0" src="http://superhero-retirement--home.freeonlinegames.com/images/4999.jpg" /> photo shop and enjoy

mikeyboy

10-30-2006, 01:40 PM

A a father, it is your right to eat any candy in your home, regardless of so-called "ownership" or purpose.  This includes any candy solicited from the neighbors by your kids.  I'm looking forward to the new stash coming in tomorrow night.

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 01:45 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  Gaia sent me some new crappy looking supermans so I'm probably gonna switch out soon.. i was trying to find you the art exibit with live people dressed as aged superheros oh wait i just remembered what it was called<img width="450" height="436" border="0" src="http://superhero-retirement--home.freeonlinegames.com/images/4999.jpg" /> photo shop and enjoy   wow that's pretty good...that superman's a little annoying looking tho...with his King of the Library face...  I've done a lot of searches and I never can find any good ones...I used to be a good googler...but I'm gonna do some photoshop and, with reillyluck's permission, maybe change out my superlosermy wife's home...she has a new bag of candy!  ha ha...she says she's going to "really hide it" this time.I will find it and I will slay.

Sheeplovr

10-30-2006, 01:47 PM

I will find it and I will slayhave some will power

reillyluck

10-30-2006, 01:49 PM

Sleeves wrote:  Sheeplovr wrote:  Gaia sent me some new crappy looking supermans so I'm probably gonna switch out soon..  i was trying to find you the art exibit with live people dressed as aged superheros oh wait i just remembered what it was called<img height="436" src="http://superhero-retirement--home.freeonlinegames.com/images/4999.jpg" width="450" border="0" /> photo shop and enjoy   wow that's pretty good...that superman's a little annoying looking tho...with his King of the Library face...  I've done a lot of searches and I never can find any good ones...I used to be a good googler...but I'm gonna do some photoshop and, with reillyluck's permission, maybe change out my superlosermy wife's home...she has a new bag of candy!  ha ha...she says she's going to "really hide it" this time.I will find it and I will slay.    yes.  all final entries must pass me for approval prior to any changes.ooooooh more candy...do you know what kind she bought this time?

Plethora

10-30-2006, 01:52 PM

Sleeves wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: Gaia sent me some new crappy looking supermans so I'm probably gonna switch out soon.. i was trying to find you the art exibit with live people dressed as aged superheros oh wait i just remembered what it was called<img width="450" height="436" border="0" src="http://superhero-retirement--home.freeonlinegames.com/images/4999.jpg" /> photo shop and enjoy wow that's pretty good...that superman's a little annoying looking tho...with his King of the Library face... I've done a lot of searches and I never can find any good ones...I used to be a good googler...but I'm gonna do some photoshop and, with reillyluck's permission, maybe change out my superlosermy wife's home...she has a new bag of candy! ha ha...she says she's going to "really hide it" this time.I will find it and I will slay.  Well, look at that.... And Sleeves doesn't have a mod quote.... Hmmm...

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 01:58 PM

mikeyboy wrote: A a father, it is your right to eat any candy in your home, regardless of so-called "ownership" or purpose. This includes any candy solicited from the neighbors by your kids. I'm looking forward to the new stash coming in tomorrow night. This is very reasonable and my own position on such things. The new candy is unknown to me. My wife said it's "something you don't like". Which could mean skittles. BUT - she likes to give out "good" candy. So I'm pretty sure it's the same bag of mixed twix, snickers, etc. I will find it and I will slay. Unless it's skittles. No will power over here. I gave up drinking, smoking, all that...all i have left is candy. 

This message was edited by Sleeves on 10-30-06 @ 5:59 PM

PapaBear

10-30-2006, 02:09 PM

I have Milky Ways, M&M's, Starburst, Kisses, and Twix. So far I haven't touched them. I don't know how long I can hold out.

FezPaul

10-30-2006, 02:14 PM

Someone ate all the Halloween Candy!!One night, as the moon slowly tracked across the cloudless october sky. A mystery wrapped in a riddle, immersed in an enigma, and somewhere in the general vicinity of a real head scratcher, settled upon a sleepy little hamlet in Jack Donovan County. It was the day before Halloween and someone had eaten all the candy. Who was this nefarious thief? This uncouth amoral burgalar? Was it an Enron executive hmmmmmmmm? Perhaps the ghost of Kenneth Lay? Was that evil one still spreading misery and taking from the needy from beyond the veil? What kind of heartless ogre would take candy from the mouths of babes? Hitler? No! Stalin! No! Pol Pot? No! Run for your lives children, we've traced the call. IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!! It's Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeves!!!!!MMMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!This message was edited by notnearlyasgoodawriterassleevesguy on 10-30-06 @ 6:15 PM

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 05:21 PM

FezPaul wrote: Someone ate all the Halloween Candy!!One
night, as the moon slowly tracked across the cloudless october sky. A
mystery wrapped in a riddle, immersed in an enigma, and somewhere in
the general vicinity of a real head scratcher, settled upon a sleepy
little hamlet in Jack Donovan County. It was the day before Halloween
and someone had eaten all the candy. Who was this nefarious thief? This
uncouth amoral burgalar? Was it an Enron executive hmmmmmmmm? Perhaps
the ghost of Kenneth Lay? Was that evil one still spreading misery and
taking from the needy from beyond the veil? What kind of heartless ogre
would take candy from the mouths of babes? Hitler? No! Stalin! No! Pol
Pot? No! Run for your lives children, we've traced the call. IT'S
COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!! It's Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeves!!!!!MMMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!This message was edited by notnearlyasgoodawriterassleevesguy on 10-30-06 @ 6:15 PM    I'll
try to record this in the next couple days...I might have to lengthen
it out a bit...add a couple of side stories here and there, maybe a few
more characters...and some music...but I think it's a good start.
  :) <blockquote />

Death Metal Moe

10-30-2006, 05:25 PM

For some reason this morning on my way out the door to work, I just walked right by the bowl of candy we had ready by the door.  Never took one thing out of it.I'm getting old or some shit.

FUNKMAN

10-30-2006, 05:35 PM

i grabbed a little bag of skittles last night... deelish

dereckfishboy

10-30-2006, 05:38 PM

Sleeves

10-30-2006, 05:54 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: For
some reason this morning on my way out the door to work, I just walked
right by the bowl of candy we had ready by the door. Never took one
thing out of it.I'm getting old or some shit. For me, this just means a lot more later.  A moment of noted strength followed by a free-for-all. 
In other news:  My wife is talking about the SOUTH BEACH
DIET.  Which is pretty much the Fez diet of bottle-squeeze chicken
on old lettuce.

Death Metal Moe

10-30-2006, 05:58 PM

Sleeves wrote: In other news:  My wife is talking about the SOUTH BEACH DIET.  Which is pretty much the Fez diet of bottle-squeeze chicken on old lettuce. Well fuck the fucking hell out of that!

bobrobot

10-30-2006, 06:03 PM

I actually did get fat from this.  I was thin before and now I am Fat Sleeves. Puffy Sleeves?<img height="341" src="http://jeannieworld.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/desi1.jpg" width="450" border="0" />