What Are You Trying to do Right Now?

[reeshy]

Right now....I'm trying to open a bottle of olives....I can't do it.....<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>ignore &quot;what are you tryin to do&quot; threads...</p><p>but i luvs ya too much...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>punch the bottom of the jar you old fart.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i am trying to stay awake and think of what i can eat.&nbsp; i am starvin.&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

Tell your wife to make you an omollette........then she hits you for waking her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Right now....I'm trying to open a bottle of olives....I can't do it.....<br /><p>i always use a soup spoon... they're a little thicker than a teaspoon and they'll just fit to let that air escape</p><p>that will be 20 dollars...</p><p>edit: i meant table spoon, maybe same thing?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-29-06 @ 12:09 AM</span>

[Don Stugots]

she is home and i am at work, she cant make me one.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; did you punch the bottom of the jar?&nbsp; give it to me, i will show you.&nbsp; limpwrist.<br />

[cougarjake13]

trying to make sense of stugots love of boobs

[reeshy]

Got it, stugie.....now I spilled half of them on th efloor...fuck....fuck this limp wrist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1<br />

[led37zep]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />trying to make sense of stugots love of boobs<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well I was trying to watch some TV but now I'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't get stugots boob fetish.&nbsp; Boobies = happiness.&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />trying to make sense of stugots love of boobs<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Well I was trying to watch some TV but now I'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't get stugots boob fetish. Boobies = happiness. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hello exaclty.&nbsp; ever like a girl with no boobs?&nbsp; ever talk to a girl just to see her boobs?&nbsp; i had this chick that was a friend, this was years ago. she was always broke and had a drug problem, that maybe i helped her with.&nbsp; for a little package or some cash she would let me watch her in the shower or she would walk around in her apartment in her bra and panties and wash laundry.&nbsp; goddamn N.A.<br /></p><p>boobs are warm</p><p>boobs are soft</p><p>boobs are round</p><p>boobs are juicy</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[led37zep]

Stugots...you a real American hero my friend.<br />

[reeshy]

Stugie........I'm telling your wife.....<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" /><br />

[Fezticle98]

this thread should go the way of the &quot;my region&quot; appreciation threads

[Don Stugots]

<p> </p><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Stugie........I'm telling your wife.....<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" /><br /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>she knows me for a long time and knows of alot of the shit i did and how i paid for college with my illegal activities and alot of the sexual things i have done. she knows all of my perversions (cept for my wanting to bang her friend sandy in a three way) but she doesnt know about the sick and mean things i did to this girl TAMMY (not her real name). regina knows about how i would fuck with girls heads and laugh in their faces as they cried after weeks of me telling them how hot they were and how i think i could love them, blah blah blah. but the stuff with tammy are things that she wouldnt approve of. they were fun times nontheless </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-29-06 @ 12:44 AM</span>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Stugie........I'm telling your wife.....<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" /><br /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>she knows me for a long time and knows of alot of the shit i did and how i paid for college with my illegal activities and alot of the sexual things i have done. she knows all of my perversions (cept for my wanting to bang her friend sandy in a three way) but she doesnt know about the sick and mean things i did to this girl TAMMY (not her real name). regina knows about how i would fuck with girls heads and laugh in their faces as they cried after weeks of me telling them how hot they were and how i think i could love them, blah blah blah. but the stuff with tammy are things that she wouldnt approve of. they were fun times nontheless </p>

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-29-06 @ 12:44 AM</span><p>&nbsp;</p>What did you do to pay for college? <br />

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Right now....I'm trying to open a new bottle of Jack's....but the cap is soldered on....I think!!!!!!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>use your dentures.&nbsp;</p>

[johnniewalker]

In the future Fallon will burn french fries.&nbsp; They will taste shitty.<br />

[Fallon]

I burnt the french fries I was cooking cause I'm drunk. They taste shitty.<br />

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I burnt the french fries I was cooking cause I'm drunk. They taste shitty.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>any pizza places up there open now? &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I burnt the french fries I was cooking cause I'm drunk. <strong>They taste shitty.<br /></strong><p>sounds like a Soundboard Fez recipe...</p>

[reeshy]

Right now....I'm trying to open a new bottle of Jack's....but the cap is soldered on....I think!!!!!!<br />

[reillyluck]

right now im trying to order extra 11.5 clay poker chips online

[Lumber]

Trying to get into my GF's panties...She's still pissed at me.

[Marc with a c]

trying not to be tired

[johnniewalker]

Trying to find a way to spring reeshy from his banishment.

[Don Stugots]

trying to get comfortable on the new couch that was delivered this morning.&nbsp; Also, trying to think of what to do tonight.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

i'm typing this

[reillyluck]

<p>how long <em>is</em> his vaca?</p>

[Gvac]

Trying to figure out how to spend the night on Stugots' new couch.

[mendyweiss]

<p><img src="http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/cuckonest64.jpeg" border="0" width="274" height="208" />I think Reeshy is almost done with his &quot; punishment&quot;.</p><p>He should be back any day now</p>

[Don Stugots]

Gvac you going to the party tonight?&nbsp; i am turn on going there (we will be seeing everyone in two weeks at the christmas party), our friends house in long island (will be lame) or regina taking me out for my birthday (which i am not really in the mood for)

[reillyluck]

right now im debating whether or not i should cook tonight and have a card game.&nbsp; hmmm....make Shrimp in green sauce with steak or just order Chinese....decisions decisions.

[led37zep]

Right now I'm waiting for my chick to wake up so I can get laid.&nbsp;

[Hottub]

Checking online for a new PC.

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br />Right now I'm waiting for my chick to wake up so I can get laid.&nbsp; <p>I'm trying to think of a way to knock mine the fuck out so I can get laid.</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/cuckonest64.jpeg" border="0" width="274" height="208" />I think Reeshy is almost done with his &quot; punishment&quot;.</p><p>He should be back any day now</p><p>&nbsp;I think the admins said he was going to get some radiation tests.</p><p>&nbsp;http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/24cnd-poison190.jpg </p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>looking for a new job</p><p>and posting here, too bad i couldnt get a job posting on messageboards</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Checking online for a new PC. <p>Same here. Funny how that happens!</p>

[torker]

I trying to make chicken catchatorie for the first time.&nbsp; Mom's recipe.

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm tryyyyying to use the phooooone!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.michaelromanos.com/pictures/actors/pee_wee_herman.jpg" border="0" width="312" height="342" /></p>

[Fezticle98]

Trying to watch 2 football games at once. Army vs. Navy and Montana vs. So. Illinois. I have a sickness.

[boeman]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>too bad i couldnt get a job posting on messageboards</p><p>I did... it's called being a consultant.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>looking for a new job</p><p>and posting here, too bad i couldnt get a job posting on messageboards</p><p>&nbsp;i would be loving my job then as opposed to hating it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>right now i am trying to get off the new couch and get ready to go to long island.&nbsp; i hate going to regina's friends houses.&nbsp; they sit around and talk about how great it is to have kids and we should have them because they dont get to have any fun any more and we shouldnt either.&nbsp; or how much they hate their husbands and wives etc. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[KC2OSO]

Trying to get a report to format correctly in <strike>Business Objects</strike> Fuck-o-Bug-Ware 6.5.1.&nbsp; Frustrating!

[warwick]

Trying to figure out how long it's gonna take for the cretins over at Parking Violations to&nbsp;decide whether or not to dismiss my parking ticket. Trying to sell a PS3 on Ebay. Trying to stay awake fo another 1/2 hour so I can sneak a game of NHL in before bedtime...

[Don Stugots]

<p>ebay is great for selling PS3s.&nbsp; good luck.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>right now i am trying to eat fries with cheese and keep the dog out of the melted cheese.&nbsp;</p>