Why Are Cigarettes So Damn Delicious?

[Gvac]

<p>I've tried and tried and tried to quit. </p><p>Hundreds of times. </p><p>I've done hypnosis, the patch, cold turkey. Chewed enough gum and sunflower seeds to wear out my jaw. Yet I always come back to 'em. </p><p>They're delicious. And despite what the grown ups say, they most certainly <em>are </em>cool. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SmokinSigPic.jpg" /></p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gvac on 10-28-06 @ 11:01 PM</span>

[torker]

I like sucking on a butt.&nbsp; You ever felch a Newport? mmmmmmmmmmm

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I quit for a year once, but that was 15 years ago.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">When I was visiting my parents I went through less than a pack in 5 days because i don't like to smoke in front of them.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So i could quit if i wanted to...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...now I just need to want to.</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Why Are Cigarettes So Damn Delicious?</font></strong> </p><p>because they're made from your shit?</p><p>just askin&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[reillyluck]

<p>quitting smoking is probably the hardest thing i ever did....ive been &quot;clean&quot; for almost two years.&nbsp; it still bothers me sometimes, but im kinda glad you cant smoke in public places in nj....cuz it think i would have broke down&nbsp;by now.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />....ahhh the good ol' dayz!</p>

[reeshy]

I quit smoking 2 weeks ago.....easest thing I did in years....You just have to be a man....not a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[reillyluck]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I quit for a year once, but that was 15 years ago.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">When I was visiting my parents I went through less than a pack in 5 days because i don't like to smoke in front of them.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">So i could quit if i wanted to...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...now I just need to want to.</font></strong></p><p>the fucked up thing is you really are NEVER ready...you just have to do it.&nbsp; i still hate that i cant have one...but alas, ive saved over 5,000 dollars since i've quit...thats my motivation. you'd be surprised how much you save without those fuckers.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I quit smoking 2 weeks ago.....easest thing I did in years....You just have to be a man....<strong>not a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong><br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Isn't fag what the limeys call cigarettes?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Here's to MoochCassidy! [puff puff puff]</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I quit smoking 2 weeks ago.....easest thing I did in years....You just have to be a man....not a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>so that's why it took you so long?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>never too late to convert i guess</p>

[reeshy]

Funkie.....would you kiss me...I love you?????????????????<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Funkie.....would you kiss me...I love you?????????????????<br /><p>okay, but just swallow first</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td><p align="right">&nbsp;</p></td><td><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="1"><strong>Why Are Cigarettes So Damn Delicious?</strong></font> </td></tr></table><p></p><p>because it's like having a cock in your mouth</p><p>sorry G&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[johnniewalker]

I've always had a hard time finding the time to start.&nbsp; Its always such a hassle going outside to smoke.&nbsp; <br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I've always had a hard time finding the time to start.&nbsp; Its always such a hassle going outside to smoke.&nbsp; <br /><p>i tried smoking when i was 15 and i coughed what felt like a lung up so i never tried again...</p><p>thank god i don't like long white things with something coming out the tip in my mouth</p><p>long black things either ... ani difranco</p>

[Don Stugots]

i never smoked cigs, i do enjoy cigars.&nbsp; btw, i would kill for a fucking cigar, a beer and some pizza right now.&nbsp; <br />

[Gvac]

<p>I took to cigs like a duck to water.&nbsp; True story - I was a vehement anti-smoker in my teen years.&nbsp; Hated 'em.&nbsp; I used to rip my friends apart when they smoked.&nbsp; One night we were all drinking and I asked for one.&nbsp; I took a long drag and it was instant love.&nbsp; I didn't cough or choke or anything like what I'd seen on TV or in movies.&nbsp; <br /> </p><p>The next day I went out and bought two packs and ripped through 'em.&nbsp; I've been hooked ever since. &nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Dip that Marlboro in Febreeze &amp; you'll get high as shit (that don't stink)!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="262" src="http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/other/2005/0220/photo/a_thompson_il.jpg" width="195" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I took to cigs like a duck to water.&nbsp; True story - I was a vehement anti-smoker in my teen years.&nbsp; Hated 'em.&nbsp; I used to rip my friends apart when they smoked.&nbsp; One night we were all drinking and I asked for one.&nbsp; <strong><font size="2">I took a long drag and it was instant love.&nbsp; I didn't cough or choke or anything</font></strong> like what I'd seen on TV or in movies.&nbsp; <br /></p><p>The next day I went out and bought two packs and ripped through 'em.&nbsp; I've been hooked ever since. &nbsp;</p><p>same thing with reeshy and the cack...</p><p>sincerely sorry reeshy, i'm on my 3rd glass... u know i luvs ya</p>

[keithy_19]

<p>I casually smoke. I usually don't feel the need for a cigarette when I'm alone (occasionally when I'm stressed) but if you put me in a group I'll crave one like there's no tomorrow. Double that feeling if someone else is smoking.</p><p>I started smoking cigars first though, so I don't really inhale cigarettes.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I casually smoke. I usually don't feel the need for a cigarette when I'm alone (occasionally when I'm stressed) but if you put me in a group I'll crave one like there's no tomorrow. Double that feeling if someone else is smoking.</p><p>I started smoking cigars first though, so I don't really inhale cigarettes.</p><p>grow up keithy, be a man...</p><p>what kind've man has the urge to put something long and circular into their mouth ...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I casually smoke. I usually don't feel the need for a cigarette when I'm alone (occasionally when I'm stressed) but if you put me in a group I'll crave one like there's no tomorrow. Double that feeling if someone else is smoking.</p><p>I started smoking cigars first though, so I don't really inhale cigarettes.</p><p>grow up keithy, be a man...</p><p>what kind've man has the urge to put something long and circular into their mouth ...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>reeshy, horsepants, to name a few&nbsp;</p>

[angrymissy]

I started smoking when I was 13, Marlboro Reds.&nbsp; I slowly worked down to Ultra lights, and I pretty much don't smoke anymore as of a few months ago.&nbsp; For some reason, I just didn't want to smoke anymore on a regular basis.&nbsp; It was strange, the craving just went away, first I didn't smoke in the house, then I didn't smoke in the car, then I just didn't smoke for days at a time.&nbsp; I do still smoke when I drink, I cannot break that habit. <br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />I started smoking when I was 13, Marlboro Reds.&nbsp; I slowly worked down to Ultra lights, and I pretty much don't smoke anymore as of a few months ago.&nbsp; For some reason, I just didn't want to smoke anymore on a regular basis.&nbsp; It was strange, the craving just went away, first I didn't smoke in the house, then I didn't smoke in the car, then I just didn't smoke for days at a time.&nbsp; I do still smoke when I drink, I cannot break that habit. <br /><p>i think that's cool and i'm glad for you missy..</p><p>even though it doesn't matter what anybody'es opinion is on it except your own...</p><p>me mum died from a heart attack and the doctors ruled it was caused by smoking so that's the only reason i even have an opinion on it...</p>

[nevnut]

<p>Haven't smoked a cig in&nbsp;four and&nbsp;a half&nbsp;years.&nbsp; </p><p>Gotta admit, I feal better than I did five&nbsp;years ago.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p><p>And I thought they started tastin' like shit when I quit.</p>

[narc]

<p>All you have to do is listen to the RF clips with Nicotina and that should be inspiration enough to stop smoking. </p><p>I've smoked cigarettes before, and even though I don't smoke and am asthmatic, I can suck em down, roll it around in my lungs for a bit and exhale through my nose just like the cool kids. I've never felt compelled to take it up as a regular habit though which is good because I'm cheap as hell, and I think they stink like ass. I guess I must not have an addictive personality. &nbsp;</p>

[spot]

Smoked for almost 30 years..just decided I didn't wanna smoke anymore one day. 2 1/2 years later, it still bothers me at times, but I just wait it out. <br />

[PapaBear]

<p>The longest I've gone since I was 20, was the first 7 weeks I was in boot camp, and the occasional 2-4 weeks of jail time here and there.</p>

[ADF]

<p>Smoke 'em if you got 'em!</p><p><img width="150" height="180" border="0" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/610000/images/_611368_lung150.jpg" /></p><p>That's your lung!&nbsp;</p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>I ask myself this question about once every hour when I start for the day.</p><p>Sad thing is, I've quit for 8 months, way beyond physical addiction, but came back.</p>

[reeshy]

<p>If you're a real man like me......you can quit.....just put them sown....be a man .....not a pansy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

[Fezticle98]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you're a real man like me......you can quit.....just put them sown....be a man .....not a pansy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>I wish I knew how to quit yewwww!!!!</p><p>http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2002/gauloisesblondeslightsbc4.gif</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I took to cigs like a duck to water.&nbsp; True story - I was a vehement anti-smoker in my teen years.&nbsp; Hated 'em.&nbsp; I used to rip my friends apart when they smoked.&nbsp; One night we were all drinking and I asked for one.&nbsp; I took a long drag and it was instant love.&nbsp; I didn't cough or choke or anything like what I'd seen on TV or in movies.&nbsp; <br /></p><p>The next day I went out and bought two packs and ripped through 'em.&nbsp; I've been hooked ever since. &nbsp;</p><p>It&nbsp;was kind of the same way for me.&nbsp; I used to be the one to tell my relatives to quit.&nbsp; Then I became a punk teenager and tried them.&nbsp; Started out with menthols and unfiltered Pall Malls.&nbsp; I quit during high school when I ran track and cross country.&nbsp; Then was I was in college and bartended, it was 2-3 packs a day.</p><p>&quot;Ahhhhhhhhhh.&nbsp; That sweet Carolina smoke!&quot;</p><p><img height="384" src="http://capefeare.com/frames/beautyqueen/101.jpg" width="512" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by A.J. on 10-30-06 @ 8:14 AM</span>

[Marc with a c]

if it don't kill you, it makes you stronger

[reillyluck]

after reading this thread on saturday night, i went out to Hoboken and was SOOOOOOOOOOO tempted to have a cigarette....but i didnt!!!!&nbsp; Thanks fuckers for brainwashing me....LOL

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I don't know if I'll ever quit. I love my beer and ciggys so.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong>

[SatCam]

hey gvac, I got somethin fer ya...

http://www.eztobacco.com/images/brands/MistyL.jpg

ya fag

[Kurtis9]

I know it's already been said, but I love my Guinness and cigs. But only when I drink. I can't smoke if I'm not drinking, I don't get it. But I guess it don't make me a bad person.

[Marc with a c]

<p>who cares why they taste so good.&nbsp; it doesn't really matter we all know why people smoke.</p><p><img src="http://zootowninc.com/images/cigarettes_look_cool_00.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[narc]

They taste good because in GVac's case he only smokes cock-flavored cigarettes.<br />

[moochcassidy]

why does hash make me happy?

[FezPaul]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />why does hash make me happy? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I tried smoking hash once,but I couldn't keep the corned beef lit.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Ba-dum-bump.</font></strong></p>

[moochcassidy]

<p>BAAAAZZZZING!</p><p>your hot tonight budday.</p>