50-Yard Dash - Who Would Win?

[Furtherman]

A fire engine or a donkey?

[Marc with a c]

fire engine

[FUNKMAN]

a fire engine would kick ass

[SatCam]

Is the fire-engine filled to capacity with water? Also, what engine make & model?

[Marc with a c]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Is the fire-engine filled to capacity with water? Also, what engine make &amp; model? <p>c'mon man grow up.</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Is the fire-engine filled to capacity with water? Also, what engine make &amp; model? <p>and whats the terrain like. weather conditions ???</p>

[Furtherman]

Sunny weather, flat road.

[Fezticle98]

Definitely a donkey. 50 yds is too short to get the engine going.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the tortoise</p><p>he always wins...</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br />Definitely a donkey. 50 yds is too short to get the engine going. <p><font size="2">Exactly.&nbsp; The donkey is going to win by a landslide.&nbsp; Even if the truck isn't filled to capacity it just takes too long to get rolling and up to speed.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br />Definitely a donkey. 50 yds is too short to get the engine going. <p><font size="2">Exactly.&nbsp; The donkey is going to win by a landslide.&nbsp; Even if the truck isn't filled to capacity it just takes too long to get rolling and up to speed.</font></p><p>the only thing that might slow the donkey down is if he's licking peanut butter off dave's balls...</p>

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">If Fez is chasing the donkey, my money is on the donkey.</font>

[spoon]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">If Fez is chasing the donkey, my money is on the donkey.</font> <p>Come on, that might actually slow down the donkey.</p>

[Fallon]

<p><img height="297" src="http://www.helloknj.com/coordi/images/clippity_3.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Donkey with a carrot?</p>

[Contra]

The ass

[super turbo death shark]

<p>is this a fair race?</p><p>because i think strapping a jet propulsion system to the donkey's back might even the odds a bit<br /></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>I see donkey road kill left behind the crushing wheels of the fully loaded fire truck. Besides, a donkey is not going to automatically go to a finish line, they just meander around eating grass. One honk of the fire truck's horn and that ass is headed for the hills. I am all in on the firetruck. This is a sure as Earl's lock of the week. Take it to the bank baby.</p>