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Judge Smails

10-25-2006, 12:38 PM

<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17" target="_self">Who the hell thought this was a good idea</a><a href="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_231x450.jpg" target="you_popup" onclick="PopUp('you_popup','http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_231x450.jpg','251','470')"><img height="433" alt="pole dance game family" src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_228x433.jpg" width="228" border="1" /></a>Mother of two Karen Gallimore was searching for Christmas gifts for her two daughters, Laura 10, and Sarah, 11, when she came across the 'toy'

Furtherman

10-25-2006, 12:45 PM

Just the fact that these parents made such a stink about this, those two girls are already on track to stripperville.  Especially the younger one.

Gaia

10-25-2006, 12:56 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! That's fucking great.I cant stand it!! I laughed so hard at this and I dont know why. LOok at how PISSED the parents are!!!!!!!!!!!Do you have nothing else to do, than to raise a stink about it??? Give me a fucking break, just dont buy the toy for your kid,  and move the fuck on!!!!!>>cough cough<< Bush twins>>cough cough<<

JustJon

10-25-2006, 01:13 PM

best thing I have seen all day!

PapaBear

10-25-2006, 01:54 PM

From Mainway Toys<img height="274" src="http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/mainway.jpg" width="256" border="0" />

Don Stugots

10-25-2006, 02:03 PM

Furtherman wrote: Just the fact that these parents made such a stink about this, those two girls are already on track to stripperville. Especially the younger one.   i agree, jsut look at them they have stripper all over their faces.  it is just a matter of time before they are refered to as "Saphire" and "Jade" the prisicous gem sisters and giving daddy's bosses special lap dances.

narc

10-25-2006, 02:03 PM

From Mainline toys:<img width="488" height="264" border="0" src="http://www.heroinaddiction2.com/img/rigg%20&%20spoon.jpg" />

Gvac

10-25-2006, 02:14 PM

Hmmm.....you mean this isn't really a "wabbit" tickler?  Is it an inappropriate gift for my Goddaughter?  <img border="0" src="http://www.adulttoyland.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/minimtwabbitpnk.jpg" />

SouthSideJohnny

10-25-2006, 02:22 PM

Judge Smails wrote: <a href="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_231x450.jpg" target="you_popup" onclick="PopUp('you_popup','http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_231x450.jpg','251','470')"><img height="433" alt="pole dance game family" src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_228x433.jpg" width="228" border="1" /></a>"Mrs Gallimore, 33, of Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, said yesterday: "I'm no prude . . . "YEAH, Mom looks like a really happy, wild, free spirited chick!

AngelAmy

10-25-2006, 02:24 PM

shit, i want that for my desk at work, everyone would love it. *edit* not for myself of course, but for others to play....yeah

This message was edited by AngelAmy on 10-25-06 @ 6:36 PM

Judge Smails

10-25-2006, 02:48 PM

"Those who purchased this toy also purchased Mr. Zucchini Head"<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/dcvineyard/009.gif&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friend id%3D1823821&h=398&w=532&sz=72&hl=en&start=24&tbnid=8wSfB0tyz2XrFM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dzucchini%2Bhead%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3 D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26 rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-33,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN"><img height="99" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8wSfB0tyz2XrFM:http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/dcvineyard/009.gif" width="132" border="0" /></a>

docgoblin

10-25-2006, 03:31 PM

I see no one on this thread has young daughters or, at the very least, cares about their future. This is pretty stupid to market towards kids. I'm all for every mature toy the adult population can possibly think up... FOR ADULTS!  I laughed hysterically when Dave fucked a jar of jelly, but I would never have let my kids hear the show. Lets let kids be kids at least until they're 10 or 11, whaddya think?

Don Stugots

10-25-2006, 03:32 PM

docgoblin wrote: I see no one on this thread has young daughters or, at the very least, cares about their future. This is pretty stupid to market towards kids. I'm all for every mature toy the adult population can possibly think up... FOR ADULTS! I laughed hysterically when Dave fucked a jar of jelly, but I would never have let my kids hear the show. Lets let kids be kids at least until they're 10 or 11, whaddya think?    i agree, let the kids be kids, as long as they are some one elses.

Sheeplovr

10-26-2006, 03:08 AM

This is pretty stupid to market towards kidsit doesnt look like its marketed for kids whats the big deal and what the hell is Tesco Direct anyways?

Furtherman

10-26-2006, 06:54 AM

docgoblin wrote: I see no one on this thread has young daughters or, at the very least, cares about their future. This is pretty stupid to market towards kids. I'm all for every mature toy the adult population can possibly think up... FOR ADULTS!  I laughed hysterically when Dave fucked a jar of jelly, but I would never have let my kids hear the show. Lets let kids be kids at least until they're 10 or 11, whaddya think? You can try and keep kids as innocent as you want, but it only works at home.  They start learning dirty words and dirty things the first day of 1st grade.  Nothing you can do about it.

JustJon

10-26-2006, 09:26 AM

Sheeplovr wrote:  This is pretty stupid to market towards kids it doesnt look like its marketed for kids whats the big deal and what the hell is Tesco Direct anyways?   A British store chain.

Gaia

10-26-2006, 09:32 AM

This thread is just cracking me up....stugots...you are too funny. I wanted one the second I saw it, If I was still working in an office I would have tried to get one for my desk too. Probably would have been an HR issue but I dont care. It's too funny.

KC2OSO

10-26-2006, 09:51 AM

Furtherman wrote: docgoblin wrote: I see no one on this thread has young daughters or, at the very least, cares about their future. This is pretty stupid to market towards kids. I'm all for every mature toy the adult population can possibly think up... FOR ADULTS! I laughed hysterically when Dave fucked a jar of jelly, but I would never have let my kids hear the show. Lets let kids be kids at least until they're 10 or 11, whaddya think? You can try and keep kids as innocent as you want, but it only works at home. They start learning dirty words and dirty things the first day of 1st grade. Nothing you can do about it.  Yep.  My son (8) knows most of the salty words.  He learned most of them from his buddies Liam and Silent Danny.  He knows that they are 'bad' words and not to use them but isn't entirely sure what all of them mean.  Not much you can do once they go out into the world I guess. We play Good/No Good in the car.Giving a baby a bath: Good! Giving a baby a bath in motor oil: No Good!

Gaia

10-26-2006, 02:03 PM

We play Good/No Good in the car.Giving a baby a bath: Good! Giving a baby a bath in motor oil: No Good!  awww, that's cute. You made me smile.

Dougie Brootal

10-26-2006, 02:28 PM

i bought this for my chick last week. i dont see what the big deal is.

Judge Smails

12-13-2006, 05:48 AM

Those wacky Brits are at it again: <div class="sh"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/6173805.stm">Children are taught pole dancing </a></div><div class="sh"></div><div class="sh">A Northumberland fitness instructor has defended plans to teach children as young as 12 how to pole dance. </div>