annoying xm commercial *revised* [Archive]

reillyluck

10-23-2006, 11:23 AM

which xm commercial is THE MOST annoying?--thanks fezpaul <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" />
This message was edited by reillyluck on 10-23-06 @ 9:21 PM

MadMatt

10-23-2006, 11:26 AM

Yea!  First to vote!It was close though - the Bob Dylan commercial isn't much better than that crap-tacular rap commercial.

Melrapuo

10-23-2006, 11:31 AM

Definitely that stupid hip-hop one.  So annoying.

JustJon

10-23-2006, 11:32 AM

I'm kicking this one up to the hip hop.The lazlow ones are occassioanlly interesting, just overplayed over the course of a show

Tall_James

10-23-2006, 12:03 PM

I actually like the Bob Dylan commercials.  The ones that piss me off are the ones for the Success Journal.

reillyluck

10-23-2006, 12:11 PM

Tall_James wrote: I actually like the Bob Dylan commercials.  The ones that piss me off are the ones for the Success Journal.really....i think he sounds like a kid toucher.

KC2OSO

10-23-2006, 12:11 PM

Tall_James wrote: I actually like the Bob Dylan commercials. The ones that piss me off are the ones for the Success Journal.  Agree.  Write this on a rock?  WTF does that mean!?!?   Rob Bolingame or whatever his name is should eat a hobo's dick

PapaBear

10-23-2006, 01:59 PM

I usually like the Lazlo commercials.

El Mudo

10-23-2006, 02:11 PM

Probably the hip hop for grown folk...

But its also hysterical when the nerdy announcer guy in the "Whats on my XM..XM" commerical has to announce stuff that's on the hip hop channels

FezPaul

10-23-2006, 03:01 PM

reillyluck wrote: which xm commercial is more annoying? In comparisons of more than two it is more proper to say "which is the most annoying".Example: Compared to all the other posters, FezPaul is the most annoying.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

ChrisTheCop

10-23-2006, 03:11 PM

Whenever I get annoyed by a commercial, I just turn over to XM 209. All "Head On" all the time. relaxing.

reillyluck

10-23-2006, 04:53 PM

FezPaul wrote: reillyluck wrote: which xm commercial is more annoying? In comparisons of more than two it is more proper to say "which is the most annoying".Example: Compared to all the other posters, FezPaul is the most annoying.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />hey give me a break!! i made a boo boo....write this under a rock....eat me.  much love to you fezpaul<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

Don Stugots

10-23-2006, 04:56 PM

FezPaul wrote: reillyluck wrote: which xm commercial is more annoying? In comparisons of more than two it is more proper to say "which is the most annoying".Example: Compared to all the other posters, FezPaul is the most annoying. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" />   oh its true, its damn true

Comedian

10-23-2006, 05:02 PM

I hate how he says lazlo.

Fez4PrezN2008

10-23-2006, 05:03 PM

None of these are more annoying than the 60/20 sport show where Carvill is singing "The house, the house, the house is on fire..." Ugh... if only that were a promise and he was boarded up inside...

FezPaul

10-23-2006, 05:14 PM

Comedian wrote: I hate how he says lazlo. "That's what's on my undergroud hard-drive."http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/logoman4.jpg

OGC

10-23-2006, 05:22 PM

FezPaul wrote: reillyluck wrote: which xm commercial is more annoying? In comparisons of more than two it is more proper to say "which is the most annoying".Example: Compared to all the other posters, FezPaul is the most annoying.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />Yes I would have to agree with that.

Keotok

10-24-2006, 05:03 AM

FezPaul wrote: Comedian wrote: I hate how he says lazlo. "That's what's on my undergroud hard-drive."<img border="0" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/logoman4.jpg" /> WOOOOO! I caught a FezPaul mistake!!!!!  Do I get a prize? 

This message was edited by Keotok on 10-24-06 @ 9:04 AM

reillyluck

10-24-2006, 05:41 AM

Keotok wrote:  FezPaul wrote: Comedian wrote: I hate how he says lazlo. "That's what's on my undergroud hard-drive."<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/logoman4.jpg" border="0" />  WOOOOO! I caught a FezPaul mistake!!!!!  Do I get a prize?  This message was edited by Keotok on 10-24-06 @ 9:04 AM <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />kudos to you my friend!

Maxville

10-24-2006, 06:25 AM

KC2OSO wrote: Tall_James wrote: I actually like the Bob Dylan commercials. The ones that piss me off are the ones for the Success Journal. Agree. Write this on a rock? WTF does that mean!?!? Rob Bolingame or whatever his name is should eat a hobo's dick  The only time I've ever seen anyone write anything on a rock was right before said rock was thrown through a local minority family's window.

LordJezo

10-24-2006, 07:25 AM

Please add that "Stand up Sit down" garbage they play online all the time. I can't stand hearing the dude say "Stand up" ... "Sit down' over and over and over and over...

reillyluck

10-24-2006, 07:58 AM

Maxville wrote: KC2OSO wrote:  Tall_James wrote: I actually like the Bob Dylan commercials. The ones that piss me off are the ones for the Success Journal.  Agree. Write this on a rock? WTF does that mean!?!? Rob Bolingame or whatever his name is should eat a hobo's dick  The only time I've ever seen anyone write anything on a rock was right before said rock was thrown through a local minority family's window.white people are so scared of black people

Marc with a c

10-24-2006, 07:59 AM

anybody know how many days until the world cup?

SinA

10-24-2006, 08:03 AM

i forget, is "hip hop for grown folk" the same as, "bro, someome stole my xm...strap it to your ass"?

JustJon

10-24-2006, 09:28 AM

That's not fair, I would have voted to write this on a rock.And the strap it on yo ass is a <a href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?yhst-54608124176281+8FRMw9+index.html" target="_blank">myradiostore </a>ad.  completely different.

Dougie Brootal

10-24-2006, 09:35 AM

i voted hip hop for grown folk...only cuz i hate black people.      just kidding

El Mudo

10-24-2006, 01:49 PM

None of these are more annoying than the 60/20 sport show where Carvill
is singing "The house, the house, the house is on fire..." Ugh... if
only that were a promise and he was boarded up inside... That's
Russert's kid messing up the Bloodhound Gang song... just the fact that
he quoted a Bloodhound Gang song in the first place shows the kid's
already out of touch, and is only like 20 years old

FezPaul

10-24-2006, 02:35 PM

Keotok wrote:  FezPaul wrote: Comedian wrote: I hate how he says lazlo. "That's what's on my undergroud hard-drive."<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/logoman4.jpg" border="0" />  WOOOOO! I caught a FezPaul mistake!!!!!  Do I get a prize?  This message was edited by Keotok on 10-24-06 @ 9:04 AM Yes you do! 10 points!  Which makes you the current leader in the "I got better grammar than a truck driver contest.". The title of the contest is a deliberate goof and will not count as an error.Spelling errors: 10 points each.Grammar errors: 15 points each (include an explanation of my mistake, and a correction).If I miss your quote of my faux pas, PM me with a link so you can receive full credit for your attentiveness to detail, and knowledge of the only language most of us speak.Grand prize: Official DOT Log Book signed, (dozens of times) by me.Contest ends 12-31-06.Void where prohibited.

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 02:44 PM

reillyluck wrote: FezPaul wrote: reillyluck wrote: which xm commercial is more annoying? In comparisons of more than two it is more proper to say "which is the most annoying".Example: Compared to all the other posters, FezPaul is the most annoying. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" />hey give me a break!! i made a boo boo....write this under a rock....eat me. much love to you fezpaul<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" />   are you hot?

reillyluck

10-25-2006, 05:40 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  reillyluck wrote: FezPaul wrote: reillyluck wrote: which xm commercial is more annoying? In comparisons of more than two it is more proper to say "which is the most annoying".Example: Compared to all the other posters, FezPaul is the most annoying. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />hey give me a break!! i made a boo boo....write this under a rock....eat me. much love to you fezpaul<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />  are you hot? i dont know you tell me...my pic is in the "best looking one here" thread.   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

Keotok

10-25-2006, 05:47 AM

FezPaul wrote: Grand prize: Official DOT Log Book signed, (dozens of times) by me. Can I make that into a keychain? <blockquote />

BYOBKenobi

10-25-2006, 07:17 AM

All the commercials are annoying as fuck when you listen for a long time.  It's like they have 5 commercials and they redo them on a daily basis and play EVERY ONE during EVERY commercial break.  They obviously know that Jim Blessingame (or whatever the fuck his name is) is going to be on 12 times throughout the show, why not have him record more than 1? That goes for every commercial

JustJon

10-25-2006, 09:28 AM

El Mudo wrote:  
None of these are more annoying than the 60/20 sport show where Carvill
is singing "The house, the house, the house is on fire..." Ugh... if
only that were a promise and he was boarded up inside...  That's
Russert's kid messing up the Bloodhound Gang song... just the fact that
he quoted a Bloodhound Gang song in the first place shows the kid's
already out of touch, and is only like 20 years old 
  And it shows how young and ignorant you are to think it's originally a Bloodhound Gang song

reillyluck

10-25-2006, 11:27 AM

JustJon wrote:  El Mudo wrote:  None of these are more annoying than the 60/20 sport show where Carvill is singing "The house, the house, the house is on fire..." Ugh... if only that were a promise and he was boarded up inside...   That's Russert's kid messing up the Bloodhound Gang song... just the fact that he quoted a Bloodhound Gang song in the first place shows the kid's already out of touch, and is only like 20 years old   And it shows how young and ignorant you are to think it's originally a Bloodhound Gang song the roof the roof is on fire....we dont need no water let the mutha fucka burn...burn mutha fucka BURN!!!by Rockmaster Scott and the Dynamic Three!

ralphbxny

10-25-2006, 11:40 AM

reillyluck wrote: JustJon wrote:  El Mudo wrote:  None of these are more annoying than the 60/20 sport show where Carvill is singing "The house, the house, the house is on fire..." Ugh... if only that were a promise and he was boarded up inside...   That's Russert's kid messing up the Bloodhound Gang song... just the fact that he quoted a Bloodhound Gang song in the first place shows the kid's already out of touch, and is only like 20 years old   And it shows how young and ignorant you are to think it's originally a Bloodhound Gang song the roof the roof is on fire....we dont need no water let the mutha fucka burn...burn mutha fucka BURN!!!by Rockmaster Scott and the Dynamic Three!old school! Why doesnt Fez get a spot for his sportsnation spot if they make us listen to the 6020 crap!!!!

PapaBear

03-28-2008, 09:19 PM

Wow. I had no idea this thread was dormant for so long!

That commercial that Club Soda Kenny did about tickets for some event actually INFURIATED me. It annoyed me so much, I wanted to throw my radio out the car window. I couldn't skip it though, because of the stupid way the Nexus records shows. It doesn't show PAD data. To make things worse, if they (probably Earl) doesn't get the PAD data right after a break, a commercial gets attached to the next segment of the show. It's been getting worse lately, too. Sometimes there are three or more commercials attached to the next segment.

Anyway. I hated that ad. Some people will say that annoying ads work, because they get you to pay attention and remember, but that's bullshit in this case. I have no idea what the tickets were even for!:furious:

Mike Teacher

03-29-2008, 03:44 AM

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

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It was in another thread but the commercial where the guy pretends not to have the phone number; hes like; 'The phone number is... where is it... OK here it is it's...'

Buddy, we're adult humans and know yer in a production studio with a mic and your lines so dont pretend the fucking number isnt there right in front of you, OK? Having said that...

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TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

sailor

03-29-2008, 04:09 AM

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

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It was in another thread but the commercial where the guy pretends not to have the phone number; hes like; 'The phone number is... where is it... OK here it is it's...'

Buddy, we're adult humans and know yer in a production studio with a mic and your lines so dont pretend the fucking number isnt there right in front of you, OK? Having said that...

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TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

yeah, i posted about that one once before. i don't even get the gimmick. is the actor's lack of organization supposed to be a selling point?

but i love that CSK tickets are on sale now ad.

PapaBear

03-29-2008, 04:55 AM

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

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It was in another thread but the commercial where the guy pretends not to have the phone number; hes like; 'The phone number is... where is it... OK here it is it's...'

Buddy, we're adult humans and know yer in a production studio with a mic and your lines so dont pretend the fucking number isnt there right in front of you, OK? Having said that...

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TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!
Ugh. I hate that one, too. And if you say "TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW" again, you'll be one dead teacher, buddy.:nono:

OGC

03-29-2008, 05:07 AM

Wow. I had no idea this thread was dormant for so long!

That commercial that Club Soda Kenny did about tickets for some event actually INFURIATED me. It annoyed me so much, I wanted to throw my radio out the car window. I couldn't skip it though, because of the stupid way the Nexus records shows. It doesn't show PAD data. To make things worse, if they (probably Earl) doesn't get the PAD data right after a break, a commercial gets attached to the next segment of the show. It's been getting worse lately, too. Sometimes there are three or more commercials attached to the next segment.

Anyway. I hated that ad. Some people will say that annoying ads work, because they get you to pay attention and remember, but that's bullshit in this case. I have no idea what the tickets were even for!:furious:

I have to say that the Club Soda Kenny commercial became the most annoying ad I have ever heard on XM halfway through the fist time I heard it. Even worse that the "tell them about the discount Harry" one.

The mute button works has been getting a good work out lately.

Bay Ridge Tim

03-29-2008, 09:12 PM

Alllllll my exes live in Texas!

DonInNC

03-30-2008, 04:16 AM

The lady with the goofy voice talking about "male enhancement in three to five seconds" just like on "tuee-vuee".

Reynolds

03-30-2008, 04:54 AM

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

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It was in another thread but the commercial where the guy pretends not to have the phone number; hes like; 'The phone number is... where is it... OK here it is it's...'

Buddy, we're adult humans and know yer in a production studio with a mic and your lines so dont pretend the fucking number isnt there right in front of you, OK? Having said that...

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TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

I really hate this fucking commercial. He acts like he just hacked into the XM airwaves to let you in on some secret, and XM decided to keep it and replay it every day.

AnnoyedGrunt

03-30-2008, 05:58 AM

I recently got rid of my XM subscription and switched over to Audible since I only have time to listen to Ron and Fez these days anyway. They edit out the commercials EXCEPT for Kenny's awful read.

BlackSpider

03-31-2008, 02:23 PM

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

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It was in another thread but the commercial where the guy pretends not to have the phone number; hes like; 'The phone number is... where is it... OK here it is it's...'

Buddy, we're adult humans and know yer in a production studio with a mic and your lines so dont pretend the fucking number isnt there right in front of you, OK? Having said that...

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TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW !!!

I agree.
and that phone number thing pisses me off also.
unless Earl is his producer, there's no way he wouldn't have the number in front of him.

-I also hated "Tell 'em about the discount Harry"
and the ones where Bob Kelly is having ass-sex with Louis C.K.

CofyCrakCocaine

03-31-2008, 07:56 PM

Gotta love when you turn the volume all the way up because you have to really drop a heavy deuce into the turlet down the hallway and realize that you might miss a minute or two of Ron and Fez while dumping. As soon as the first salvo is halfway out you hear the break take place, then you hear one of 3 Gems:

1) Bitch B: "I heard about this shit that increases a guy's ROPES' Bitch A: "What's a guy's ropes?" Guy who walks into this magnetic conversation uninvited (who sounds alot like discount harry): "Ropes are the length of the ejaculate that men project during coitous! It's considered a home remedy in many sophisticated cultures!" Bitch A: " WOwww"

2) "I want that bartender bitch in my fuckwagon." "DUDE GET OVER IT! YOU NEED TO DATE ON THE INTERNET!" LATER... "THANKS BUDDY, I'M AN ASHLEE MADISON MAN NOW LETS HAVE SOME SUDS" *clink*

3) "We gave our dog this dinovite - - - -, and now he's durned happy as plum vittles in puppycakes with our dumb mid-western accents" *SPUNKY PIANO PLAYING* then some bastard seed of Billy Ray Cyrus meets Fuckstick McCree starts blowing into a microphone about how Dinovite cleans your dog's anus like none other

Tickets on Sale NOW sounds like fucking church organs in comparison. Especially if someone else is in the house. You feel like you're gonna culture someone in the ways of Ron and Fez and instead you've got shit on your dick.