Pedro's Li'l Friend...DEAD!

[El Mudo]

<p>http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2635348</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p>
<p>SANTO DOMINGO -- Nelson de la Rosa, the world's shortest actor and a ubiquitous good-luck charm for the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/clubhouse?team=bos">Boston Red Sox</a> during their victorious 2004 World Series run, died at a New York hospital on Sunday, his agent said.
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De la Rosa, who was about 2-foot-4, died of unknown causes, producer Andres Duran told The Associated Press. He was 38.
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<p>Okay....now, I hate to speak ill of the dead, but this is hysterical</p>
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<p>De la Rosa's body will be sent back to the Dominican Republic after an
autopsy <strong>and then could be put on display in a museum</strong>, his agent said.&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</p><p><img width="560" height="368" border="0" src="http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/PM_ND_10.30.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Will probably be a short mass...

[furie]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br><p>!!!</p><p><img width="560" height="368" border="0" src="http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/PM_ND_10.30.jpg" /> </p><p></p>

http://mitglied.lycos.de/tvlexikon/South%20Park20.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Okay....now, I hate to speak ill of the dead, but this is hysterical</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>De la Rosa's body will be sent back to the Dominican Republic after an autopsy <strong>and then could be put on display in a museum</strong>, his agent said. &nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just like Jonah Hex.</p>

[Justice4all]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br>Will probably be a short mass...<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Okay....now, I hate to speak ill of the dead, but this is hysterical</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>De la Rosa's body will be sent back to the Dominican Republic after an
autopsy <strong>and then could be put on display in a museum</strong>, his agent said. <p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>First Ted Williams head, now this!&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

will he buried with wonka bars?

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I'm guessing that his burial won't be a big dig.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>Not shit!&nbsp; Energy!!!</p><p><img height="692" src="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/3377/mbt09.jpg" width="506" border="0" /></p><p>RIP, Big Man.</p>

[Earlshog]

<p>this is disgraceful a human being has died here... How about showing a<strong> little</strong> respect</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</p><p><img height="368" src="http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/PM_ND_10.30.jpg" width="560" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii.</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>If they are going to have him on display why not put him on Pedro's front lawn?</p>

[Patches]

<p>Funeral arrangements have been made.</p><p>He will be laid to rest in a shoebox between Pedro's parakeet Tweety, and bunny, Mr. Jingles.</p><p>In the case of inclement weather, the ceremony will be moved indoors at the upstairs toilet.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Patches on 10-23-06 @ 10:33 AM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<p>I hear that his memorial service will be a very small affair.&nbsp; Get it?&nbsp; Because he was LITTLE! <img title="Dave and Roberto" height="54" alt="Dave and Roberto" src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/RFlilJon/IMG_0543.jpg" width="44" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2svH7iUzsY" target="_self">But seriously folks, the entertainment industry has lost a true giant today.</a></p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>[QUOTE]elson de la Rosa, the world's shortest actor and a ubiquitous good-luck charm for the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/clubhouse?team=bos">Boston Red Sox</a> during their victorious 2004 World Series run, <strong>died at a New York hospital</strong> on Sunday, his agent said. </p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>TRAITOR!!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 10-23-06 @ 11:36 AM</span>

[Gaia]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</p><p><img height="368" src="http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/PM_ND_10.30.jpg" width="560" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That me me laugh hard...really hard. Thanks. </p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>&nbsp;the mets loss and pedro not pitching must have been too much for his <strong><font size="2">tiny</font></strong> heart</p>

[FUNKMAN]

will the casket be elevated with phone books?

[Marc with a c]

<p>they are going to spread his ashes over a postage stamp.</p><p>because he's small.</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />will the casket be elevated with phone books? <p>they're gonna skip the casket altogether and just put him in the headstone</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote: <p>because he's small.</p><p>Thank You Conan.</p>

[keithy_19]

<p>It could be worse.</p><p><img height="537" src="http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4677/hippo8mj.png" width="368" border="0" /></p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>Didn't the Mets just sign him to a big four-year contract? Not a good idea.</p><p>Edit: I was just curious, anyone know what his favorite position was in baseball?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezticle98 on 10-23-06 @ 5:47 PM</span>

[reeshy]

Shortstop!!!!!!!!!!

[cougarjake13]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: I was just curious, anyone know what his favorite position was in baseball?</p><p><strong><font size="3">small forward</font></strong></p><p><font size="2">edit: dont know why but i read it so fast i thought you said basketball</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cougarjake13 on 10-23-06 @ 6:12 PM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="399" height="510" border="0" src="http://myafn.dodmedia.osd.mil/img/tv/criticschoice/Scarface.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;SAY GOODBYE TO MY LIL FRIEND!!!&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: I was just curious, anyone know what his favorite position was in baseball?</p><p><strong><font size="3">small forward</font></strong></p><p><font size="2">edit: dont know why but i read it so fast i thought you said basketball</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by cougarjake13 on 10-23-06 @ 6:12 PM</span> <p><font size="5">ShortStop!</font></p>

[cougarjake13]

well i know his favorite position in softball is short center

[Bulldogcakes]

THats what I call playing &quot;little ball&quot;<br />

[Marc with a c]

<p>so that's what was on rogers' hand.</p>