View Full Version : I went to work on my day off. Whoops.
ChrisTheCop
10-21-2006, 04:06 AM
<p>I went to bed early last night like a good little cop. Woke up at 5am, shaved, showered, got my uniform together, ate breakfast and headed into work. </p><p>Got to work, started putting the roll call paperwork together, when I realized...My name isnt on the roster.</p><p>I have 3 days off this week, not just 2. sigh</p><p>Got back into my car, came home and feel like an idiot.</p><p>Just sharing. </p>
Jujubees2
10-21-2006, 04:10 AM
<p><font size="2">Chris,</font></p><p><font size="2">Wish I had your problem. I was up at 6:30 and am now trying to get ready for a football game today. I'd much rather still be in bed!</font></p>
Sheeplovr
10-21-2006, 04:31 AM
<p>haha i like how he had to do everything its not liek a job you can
roll out of bed and show up to he had to shower shave make him self
neat eat breakfast be ready to go out there but it wasnt his day haha </p><p>thats great </p>
ChrisTheCop
10-21-2006, 04:36 AM
damn u sheepy.<br />
Sheeplovr
10-21-2006, 04:47 AM
atleast your not gvac a week early to a wedding <br />
Fallon
10-21-2006, 04:57 AM
<p>Chris I got you a calendar.</p><p><img height="288" src="http://www.fire-police-ems.com/books/bf0763.jpg" width="367" border="0" /></p>
ChrisTheCop
10-21-2006, 04:58 AM
thats not the only lady that guy turns his back on.<br />
hope you get paid for that 25 minutes of overtime!
<p>It dont make you a bad person. I have done that before, you are not alone. </p><p>You should stay out of the "evidence room".....stoner. </p>
Fallon
10-21-2006, 11:41 AM
Anybody ever take a nap, then wake up and like 6pm and think it's 6am and start getting ready for work? It really sucks.
reeshy
10-21-2006, 11:46 AM
Twerp!!!!!!
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Anybody ever take a nap, then wake up and like 6pm and think it's 6am and start getting ready for work? It really sucks. <p> YES! I have done that for work and school. You feel like such an asshole once you realize what time it really is. </p>
Don Stugots
10-21-2006, 02:29 PM
<p> </p><strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I went to bed early last night like a good little cop. Woke up at 5am, shaved, showered, got my uniform together, ate breakfast and headed into work. </p><p>Got to work, started putting the roll call paperwork together, when I realized...My name isnt on the roster.</p><p>I have 3 days off this week, not just 2. sigh</p><p>Got back into my car, came home and feel like an idiot.</p><p>Just sharing. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>i pray to god that i get even 2 days off a week. i work 6 sometimes 7 days. </p>
TheMojoPin
10-21-2006, 03:10 PM
<p>I went to bed early last night like a good little cop. Woke up at 5am, shaved, showered, got my uniform together, ate breakfast and headed into work.</p><p>Is that order right? You shave BEFORE you take a shower? I know it's not impossible, but I personally prefer to do it while showering or after. I don't know why it strikes me as odd to shave before, but hey, it does...</p>
PaulF
10-21-2006, 04:25 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Anybody ever take a nap, then wake up and like 6pm and think it's 6am and start getting ready for work? It really sucks. <p>Even worse, laying down on the couch to take a nap after work because you're going out later, and waking up at 4am.</p>
zildjian361
10-21-2006, 04:56 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It dont make you a bad person. I have done that before, you are not alone. </p><p>You should stay out of the "evidence room".....stoner. </p><p> Had a freind of mine when i worked for the Bergen Record came in at 430 pm looking to load trucks on a friday night when he didnt have to be until the am your not alone son be safe<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by zildjian361 on 10-21-06 @ 8:57 PM</span>
ChrisTheCop
10-21-2006, 05:00 PM
<p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p>
PaulF
10-21-2006, 05:11 PM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p><br />You should really see a doctor about those foamy shits.</p>
BoondockSaint
10-21-2006, 05:15 PM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p>I also shave and shit before. We need a therapy group.</p>
<p>There's a reason the classic saying is "shit, shower, shave" boys. That's THE order. Any deviation is a perversion.</p><p>As far as the 6 AM vs. 6 PM mix-up, it's the reason I set my alarm clock to 24 hour time. Anyone who's ever mistakenly set the alarm for 6 PM and wound up being late for work as a result knows how angry you get with yourself when you discover why the alarm never went off. Military time takes some getting used to, but you'll never make the mistake again. 6:00 is 6 AM, period. <br /></p>
SatCam
10-21-2006, 05:36 PM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p></p>
No need to shower first here either. A little bit of hot water on the skin takes care of it. Rinse it off with icy cold water then hop in the shower. I can't stand doing anything after I shower
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p> It must be a "cop" thing, because my man does it, always has, probably always will. My Daddy does it too. </p>
furie
10-21-2006, 09:38 PM
I've had a similar situation. I've banged in on my day off. Sometimes the weekend isn't long enough. So one time i decided to make it a 3 day weekend. I called in, faked the sore throat voice, only to be told that i was already scheduled off. On principal alone i had to bang in thr following day. keeping to the lie and all.
Yerdaddy
10-22-2006, 12:55 AM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I went to bed early last night like a good little cop. Woke up at 5am, shaved, showered, got my uniform together, ate breakfast and headed into work. </p><p>Did Norm make ya sum eggs?</p>
TheMojoPin
10-22-2006, 04:00 AM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p> </p>No need to shower first here either. A little bit of hot water on the skin takes care of it. Rinse it off with icy cold water then hop in the shower. I can't stand doing anything after I shower <p>I tend to get much worse irritation or razor burn if I try and shave before I shower. And I actually shave with cold water and then wash off with hot.</p><p>And anyone who doesn't shit before the shower is a monster.</p>
ChrisTheCop
10-22-2006, 12:55 PM
<p>I betcha someone on this board does all 3 in the shower at the same time.</p><p>ESD perhaps? </p>
Don Stugots
10-22-2006, 01:04 PM
i always shit right before i get in the shower. i love having a fresh clean ass. i do shave in the shower as a means of saving time and getting a better shave with less cuts on my handsome face. <br />
johnniewalker
10-22-2006, 01:10 PM
I like to use shampoo or dial soap for shaving gel to save on costs. It gives you a smoother shave.<br />
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I like to use shampoo or dial soap for shaving gel <span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">to save on costs</span>. It gives you a smoother shave.<br /><p> </p><p>At a whopping 99 cents a can, who can blame you?</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.johncranetoday.com/generalgraphics/barbasol.jpg" /></p><p> </p>
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I went to bed early last night like a good little cop. Woke up at 5am, shaved, showered, got my uniform together, ate breakfast and headed into work. </p><p>Did Norm make ya sum eggs?</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>
AngelAmy
10-23-2006, 05:21 AM
<p>when i worked over nights at target (10pm-6am) i would sleep all day so when i would wake up sometimes i wouldnt know if its am or pm or even what day it would be</p><p>one day i woke up and went upstairs and my mom asked me if i wanted breakfast and i was like "oh its morning?"</p><p> </p><p>another time at my current job i had to work a saturday once and come in at 6am and on friday i had woken up on friday at 830ish and started freaking out that i missed going in to open and everyone would be sooo mad at me.</p><p>i reallllly need to pay more attention when i wake up</p>
Aggie
10-23-2006, 06:20 AM
<p>Chris, you need to get yourself a good woman (and not your partner). You wouldn't accidentally be going to work when you could be getting some booty.</p><p>But you're still my favorite cop and a dedicated one at that. I miss hanging out with everyone. Can you believe my sister is about to be 19?? Hooters seems like it was yesterday.</p>
Aggie
10-23-2006, 06:25 AM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p>My husband does that, but I think it's cuz you both have bald heads. Do you shave your head with shaving cream and a razor? He does and it makes more sense to shower after doing that. So no, you are NOT alone! </p>
Tenbatsuzen
10-24-2006, 05:00 PM
<p>I shave in the shower using clearasil daily face wash. I own you all.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
reeshy
10-25-2006, 03:04 AM
Pimples O'Rourke!!!!!!!!<br />
Justice4all
10-25-2006, 11:09 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Anybody ever take a nap, then wake up and like 6pm and think it's 6am and start getting ready for work? It really sucks. <p>Done that. I worked security for AT&T. I had to be at work at 5:30 in the AM. Come wintertime, I got home and took a nap at like 4pm. When I woke up it was dark. My mother came into my room and said "Are you going to sleep all day?" I looked at the clock and jumped up thinking I was late (The clock said 6) I was still wearing my uniform when I started to put my belt back on, then realized that it was not 6am but 6pm. I yelled at my mother for coming in the room and screwing me up like that. She started laughing from what I had done.</p><p>I felt really stupid. But I was wide awake by the time I figured out my mistake.</p>
Justice4all
10-25-2006, 11:11 PM
<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mojo--yep. In that order. </p><p>I realize I'm not in the norm, but probably not alone.</p><p>I like to shave 1st, so in the shower I can be sure I have rinsed all the foam off. I have sensitive skin. I like to shit 1st for similar reasons.</p><p>but again, I dont know ANYONE else who does this. I'm unique! </p><p>My husband does that, but I think it's cuz you both have bald heads. Do you shave your head with shaving cream and a razor? He does and it makes more sense to shower after doing that. So no, you are NOT alone! </p><p>I shave in the shower. Got the mirror and everything. Sure kills time and I am sure to get all the foam off.</p><p>And Aggie....she is turning 19? Jesus where does the time go?</p>
Friday
10-26-2006, 06:17 PM
<p>Ya know, Chris... Aggie has a point there. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" /></p><p> </p><p>OH.... and if you don't actually OWN a Bidet ... then you had better shower AFTER the defecation! Seriously! </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" /> </p>
lindak
10-27-2006, 07:49 AM
<p>does shaving your legs in the shower count? I do that.</p><p>and I have gotten up and got ready to go to work on a Sat. when I never work on Sat. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" /></p>
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