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reeshy

10-20-2006, 09:18 PM

I'm all man....I spit nickels and eat pussy for lunch!!! But I think that there are some of you who are of dubious manhoodism!!!!!! Prove you're all man and not some sissy girl!!!!

FezPaul

10-20-2006, 09:21 PM

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td>Who is FezPaul?</td><td align="right">[<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/53066/currentpage/#" onclick="window.close()">Close</a>]</td></tr><tr><td>User Name: </td><td> FezPaul </td></tr><tr><td>First Name: </td><td> David </td></tr><tr><td>Last Name: </td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>Birthdate: </td><td>04/17/1961  </td></tr><tr><td>From: </td><td> 6906' above sea level </td></tr><tr><td>Email: </td><td> Disabled. </td></tr><tr><td>Member since: </td><td> Feb. 27, 2006  </td></tr><tr><td>Last Login: </td><td> October 21, 2006 at 1:19 AM </td></tr><tr><td>Total Posts: </td><td> 2931    (12 posts per day) </td></tr><tr><td>Occupation: </td><td> truck driver</td></tr></table></td></tr></table> Need I say more?

FUNKMAN

10-20-2006, 09:23 PM

reeshy wrote: I'm all man....I spit nickels and eat pussy for lunch!!! But I think that there are some of you who are of dubious manhoodism!!!!!! Prove you're all man and not some sissy girl!!!! so you want to see my cock and balls...  ain't that a little gay?what if i post a pic of a ballcock?

keithy_19

10-20-2006, 10:10 PM

I got road head.        From a women.       I swear.

PapaBear

10-20-2006, 10:21 PM

In dangerous situations, I'm cool as a cucumber (but so mean it's scary), resourceful as MacGyver, and vigilant as myself. Yeah... I just compared myself to me. There is no other comparison.Also... I've fathered three children, all while using protection.I'm all Man... BITCH!!!

HBox

10-20-2006, 10:27 PM

FezPaul wrote: <table width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr><td><table width="100%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tr><td>Who is FezPaul?</td><td align="right">[<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/53066/currentpage/#" onclick="window.close()">Close</a>]</td></tr><tr><td>User Name: </td><td> FezPaul </td></tr><tr><td>First Name: </td><td> David </td></tr><tr><td>Last Name: </td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>Birthdate: </td><td>04/17/1961 </td></tr><tr><td>From: </td><td> 6906' above sea level </td></tr><tr><td>Email: </td><td> Disabled. </td></tr><tr><td>Member since: </td><td> Feb. 27, 2006 </td></tr><tr><td>Last Login: </td><td> October 21, 2006 at 1:19 AM </td></tr><tr><td>Total Posts: </td><td> 2931 (12 posts per day) </td></tr><tr><td>Occupation: </td><td> truck driver</td></tr></table></td></tr></table> Need I say more?  Hey there Good Buddy!

ChrisTheCop

10-21-2006, 04:11 AM

and is that the politically correct term for your email?

Bulldogcakes

10-21-2006, 04:44 AM

My avatar <img width="115" height="179" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/bc0pj.gif" />My dog<img width="299" height="263" border="0" src="http://www.bulldogconsumeradvocacy.com/Mean%20Face-medium.jpg" /> My breakfast  <img width="150" height="150" border="0" src="http://www.canstockphoto.com/big_thumbs2/0140752.jpg" />

El Mudo

10-21-2006, 05:06 AM

I'm as straight as as the lines on a piece of paper 
 Problem is, I just get no action 


This message was edited by El Mudo on 10-21-06 @ 9:08 AM

torker

10-21-2006, 05:18 AM

I was a wrestler in high school.  'Nuff said.     <img height="254" src="http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/uploads/standard/Wrestling.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

Gvac

10-21-2006, 05:26 AM

I wish Reesy could be as brave as Torker and just come out of the closet already.

SinA

10-21-2006, 05:36 AM

i don't have "hot dude" sigpics

Sheeplovr

10-21-2006, 05:38 AM

i don't have "hot dude" sigpicsbut you should

Gvac

10-21-2006, 05:52 AM

Further proof of my raging heterosexuality - I'll never own one of <a href="http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/20/mangroomer-back-hair-shaver/" target="_blank">these</a> - <img border="0" src="http://dethroner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/mangroomer.jpg" />

ChimneyFish

10-21-2006, 06:27 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: My breakfast  <img height="150" src="http://www.canstockphoto.com/big_thumbs2/0140752.jpg" width="150" border="0" /> Red x's, bacon, homefries with a freshly baked country biscuit on the side. What a way to start the morning.

narc

10-21-2006, 06:50 AM

Well, first there's my avatar....oh wait....Well, then there's all the women I've fucked. Oh wait, not so many of those either.I guess you're right Reeshy. I'm nothing more than a big faggaroo. So do you want to go on a date to see this together? <img width="384" height="570" border="0" src="http://dvdrama.com/upload/wolwerine-theguardian.jpg" />

FUNKMAN

10-21-2006, 06:54 AM

here's my ballcock<img src="http://briggsplumbing.com/shared/images/products/B351200,B351215.jpg" border="0" />yeah only one nut. lost the other hopping the fence

Death Metal Moe

10-21-2006, 06:57 AM

Between the many different threads I've started about my hair, scented candles, body oils, my video game tastes and faggy music I sometimes listen to, I'm not even gonna bother.Pass my a Bikini-tini and push in my stool.

Yerdaddy

10-21-2006, 08:55 AM

Look at the size of my gun!<img height="750" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/yemen_2006_or_is_it_1606/100_6496.JPG" width="500" border="0" />It's so BIG!

Death Metal Moe

10-21-2006, 09:00 AM

An AK is manly, but you're wearing a Savatage T-shirt.Back to the glory hole with ya!

nevnut

10-21-2006, 09:07 AM

The kid playing center and the Chevy truck in the upper right should tell all. <img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/nevnut/football10-07-06007.jpg" border="0" />

Yerdaddy

10-21-2006, 09:23 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: An AK is manly, but you're wearing a Savatage T-shirt.Back to the glory hole with ya!I was hoping nobody would notice that! I'll be over here in the corner sucking a cock.

RapistWit

10-21-2006, 09:40 AM

Full blown member of the Whatley Posse. Rides a boys bikeYoungest ever to attain the rank of Ninja.Single handedly destroyed the cane pole gang.

torker

10-21-2006, 09:44 AM

nevnut wrote: The kid playing center and the Chevy truck in the upper right should tell all. <img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/nevnut/football10-07-06007.jpg" border="0" />Your intended victim and means of escape?

johnniewalker

10-21-2006, 09:49 AM

I hope I am. There's no surefire proof to show your friends that you're straight.  I guess getting a girl preggers, but I haven't been able to seal the deal yet.  I've done girls, but I enjoyed a scissor sistsers song (before I knew it was the gay anthem).  I just expected better of myself at this point of my life.

torker

10-21-2006, 09:54 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: An AK is manly, but you're wearing a Savatage T-shirt.Back to the glory hole with ya?fixed

SatCam

10-21-2006, 10:02 AM

I'm Straight....But Are You?????

no

Kevin

10-21-2006, 10:17 AM

FezPaul wrote: <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td>Who is FezPaul?</td><td align="right">[<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/53066/currentpage/#" onclick="window.close()">Close</a>]</td></tr><tr><td>User Name: </td><td> FezPaul </td></tr><tr><td>First Name: </td><td> David </td></tr><tr><td>Last Name: </td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>Birthdate: </td><td>04/17/1961  </td></tr><tr><td>From: </td><td> 6906' above sea level </td></tr><tr><td>Email: </td><td> Disabled. </td></tr><tr><td>Member since: </td><td> Feb. 27, 2006  </td></tr><tr><td>Last Login: </td><td> October 21, 2006 at 1:19 AM </td></tr><tr><td>Total Posts: </td><td> 2931    (12 posts per day) </td></tr><tr><td>Occupation: </td><td> truck driver</td></tr></table></td></tr></table> Need I say more?<img height="300" src="http://www.digitaljournal.com/photo/040814McGreevey.jpg" width="260" border="0" />  NOPE!

Contra

10-21-2006, 12:13 PM

Your intended victim and means of escape?

That man deserves some cowbell!

nevnut

10-21-2006, 12:22 PM

Contra wrote: Your intended victim and means of escape? That man deserves some cowbell! I agree, they just finished their last game with a 7-1 winning season.Really proud of that boy.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

empulse

10-21-2006, 12:36 PM

Does what happened at boyscout camp count, i never did get my merit badge for what i did... so i guess not.

Marc with a c

10-21-2006, 01:06 PM

close enough

MilkmanDann

10-21-2006, 01:15 PM

Five msg board girl lays since 2003 and I dont attend events. (sorry baby if reading this). I have nothing to prove.

reeshy

10-21-2006, 04:26 PM

narc wrote: Well, first there's my avatar....oh wait....Well, then there's all the women I've fucked. Oh wait, not so many of those either.I guess you're right Reeshy. I'm nothing more than a big faggaroo. So do you want to go on a date to see this together? <img height="570" src="http://dvdrama.com/upload/wolwerine-theguardian.jpg" width="384" border="0" /> Sure, no problem, Narc....I'm that secure in my manhood.....but I wanna be the Costner character....you can be Kutschner....you're goofy like that....besides....I wanna be the boss!!!!!

Drunky McBetidont

10-21-2006, 05:12 PM

torker wrote: nevnut wrote: The kid playing center and the Chevy truck in the upper right should tell all. <img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/nevnut/football10-07-06007.jpg" border="0" />Your intended victim and means of escape?remeber what ronnie said about centers and quarterbacks... mo city baby.

led37zep

10-21-2006, 05:26 PM

I'm so straight I'll fuck you in the ass just to show you how much I don't like it.

aaaaaaaa

10-21-2006, 06:02 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: Look at the size of my gun!<img height="750" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/yemen_2006_or_is_it_1606/100_6496.JPG" width="500" border="0" />It's so BIG!does the AK excuse the skirt?

Yerdaddy

10-22-2006, 12:15 AM

MilkmanDann wrote: Five msg board girl lays since 2003 and I dont attend events. (sorry baby if reading this). I have nothing to prove. You never called me. You bastard!

Yerdaddy

10-22-2006, 12:21 AM

aaaaaaaa wrote: Yerdaddy wrote: Look at the size of my gun!<img height="750" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/yemen_2006_or_is_it_1606/100_6496.JPG" width="500" border="0" />It's so BIG!does the AK excuse the skirt?The AK is NOT a compensation for wearing women's clothing! It's compensation for that 'not so fresh' feeling coming from underneath it.

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 05:58 AM

lets see, i enjoy looking at naked women, but dont like porni like to drink beeri like to drink jack n cokei like carsi like motorcyclesi jack to the thought of my chick and her friend making out while blowing me (too much info?)i work constructioni eat steak but like veggie burgersi want to take SHeepy and take care of him like a lost puppy oh yeah, i like baseball, dont like football, like car wrestling, enjoy comic books, the music of Jewel helps me relax, i am a nasty bastard that people hate to make angry.    you make the call. 

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-22-06 @ 10:00 AM

Bulldogcakes

10-22-2006, 06:09 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: lets see, i enjoy looking at naked women, but dont like porn-So do straight women i like to drink beer-Manly i like to drink jack n coke-Gayi like cars-Straighti like motorcycles-Very Manlyi jack to the thought of my chick and her friend making out while blowing me (too much info?)-Who doesn't? i work construction-Machoi eat steak but like veggie burgers-No amount of meat can make veggie burgers less gay i want to take SHeepy and take care of him like a lost puppy-HELLLOOO FRISCO!! oh yeah, i like baseball, dont like football, like car wrestling, enjoy comic books, the music of Jewel helps me relax, i am a nasty bastard that people hate to make angry. you make the call.-Bisexual  like car wrestling ??You wrestle cars? I might have to re-think this.

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 06:26 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: lets see, i enjoy looking at naked women, but dont like porn-So do straight women i like to drink beer-Manly i like to drink jack n coke-Gayi like cars-Straighti like motorcycles-Very Manlyi jack to the thought of my chick and her friend making out while blowing me (too much info?)-Who doesn't? i work construction-Machoi eat steak but like veggie burgers-No amount of meat can make veggie burgers less gay i want to take SHeepy and take care of him like a lost puppy-HELLLOOO FRISCO!! oh yeah, i like baseball, dont like football, like car racing, wrestling, enjoy comic books, the music of Jewel helps me relax, i am a nasty bastard that people hate to make angry. you make the call.-Bisexual like car wrestling ?? You wrestle cars? I might have to re-think this. 

 i fixed it. also, i eat the veggie bugers for healh reasons. 

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-22-06 @ 10:27 AM

Bulldogcakes

10-22-2006, 06:36 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: also, i eat the veggie bugers for healh reasons. Whatever. Now excuse me, I have to go listen to some Mel Torme.  <blockquote />

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 07:06 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: also, i eat the veggie bugers for healh reasons. Whatever. Now excuse me, I have to go listen to some Mel Torme.    and what is wrong with mel torme?   ever go on a date and some torme or jimmy roselli playing in the car after dinner?  makes women hot without them even knowing it.  it also helps to have the heat blasting the car in the summer and claim that "its broken, but feel free to unbutton a button or two to try and cool off."   <blockquote />

reeshy

10-22-2006, 07:33 AM

also, i eat the veggie bugers for healh reasons.  Sounds like somebody's doctor told them to eat a little less "meat"!!!!!!!!!

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 07:54 AM

reeshy wrote: also, i eat the veggie bugers for healh reasons. Sounds like somebody's doctor told them to eat a little less "meat"!!!!!!!!!   i wouldnt know, as a striaght  man i do not go to doctors.  i just know that i am on the heavy side of my weight range and want to get back down to where i am comfortable.  a month of eating great food and drinking beer and no time to excerise catches up with you really fast.

Kevin

10-22-2006, 07:58 AM

Yerdaddy wrote: Look at the size of my gun!<img width="500" height="750" border="0" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/yemen_2006_or_is_it_1606/100_6496.JPG" />It's so BIG!    That's HOT!

WRESTLINGFAN

10-22-2006, 09:47 AM

I hate showtunesI didnt major in Interior decorating

reeshy

10-22-2006, 09:56 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  reeshy wrote: also, i eat the veggie bugers for healh reasons.  Sounds like somebody's doctor told them to eat a little less "meat"!!!!!!!!!   i wouldnt know, as a striaght  man i do not go to doctors.  i just know that i am on the heavy side of my weight range and want to get back down to where i am comfortable.  a month of eating great food and drinking beer and no time to excerise catches up with you really fast.   Nah...I don't think so.....probably very low testosterone levels......and you know what that can lead to!!!!!!

A.J.

10-23-2006, 04:30 AM

I'm a flaming asexual.

FUNKMAN

10-23-2006, 05:35 AM

A.J. wrote: I'm a flaming asexual. here these should help<img src="http://www.apteka-pharmavit.pl/grafika/preparation%20h%20-%20logo.jpg" border="0" />