View Full Version : O.K now the war is On !!!
mendyweiss
10-19-2006, 08:47 AM
<p>We better not lose this fuckin war !!</p><p><a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/nation/sfl-cstingray19oct19,0,4997231.story?coll=ny-top-headlines">http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/nation/sfl-cstingray19oct19,0,4997231.story?coll=ny-top-headlines</a></p>
Time to deploy the "Burns Omni-net" and sweep the sea clean.
FUNKMAN
10-19-2006, 09:17 AM
these things swim slow enough... how about getting out of their fucking way <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />
Patches
10-19-2006, 09:18 AM
We will make no distinction between the sting rays and those who harbor the sting rays.
Tall_James
10-19-2006, 09:18 AM
How do these fucking things know instinctively where the human heart is? It's like they know!
DJEvelEd
10-19-2006, 09:25 AM
<p>I'm with the fish.</p><p>KILL THE PESCATERIANS!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 10-19-06 @ 1:28 PM</span>
Doctor Manhattan
10-19-2006, 09:27 AM
<p>Man remains critical after stingray <strong>jumps in his boat</strong> and stabs him in heart</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#000066" size="3">Wait, they can jump in the boat and attack you?</font></p>
booster11373
10-19-2006, 09:45 AM
Stingrays = a bigger threat then Islam and yet the Bush administration does nothing.
Yerdaddy
10-19-2006, 09:51 AM
<p>"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." <br />George W. Bush - 29 September 2000, Saginaw, Michigan</p><p>Screw you hippy!</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 10-19-06 @ 1:58 PM</span>
Bulldogcakes
10-19-2006, 03:39 PM
<p> </p><strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm with the fish.</p><p>KILL THE PESCATERIANS!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>AND THE OCTOGENARIANS!!!!</p><p>LIGHTHOUSE POINT -- An 81-year-old resident was in critical condition
on Thursday, a day after a spotted eagle stingray jumped onto his boat
in the Intracoastal Waterway and stabbed him in the chest, leaving a
foot-long barb stuck in his heart, authorities said.<br />
</p><p> </p><p>AND THE OCTOGENARIANS!!!! <br /></p>
Bulldogcakes
10-19-2006, 03:40 PM
<p> </p><strong>Patches</strong> wrote:<br />We will make no distinction between the sting rays and those who harbor the sting rays.<p> </p><p> </p><p>Dont Stingrays live in the ocean, not harbors? </p><p><br /></p><blockquote /><p> </p>
docgoblin
10-19-2006, 03:50 PM
Those muthafuckas!... First Steve Irwin in Australia, then some old guy in a boat in Florida.... These aren't just some random acts of violence. These creatures have a plan! We must extinguish them before it's too late!... Wow, what a great cheesy horror flick this would make.<br />
<p>Ronnie proposed this years ago on the old WNEW show....killing all ocean life and paving the oceans. </p><p>I was for it then and I'm even more for it now. </p>
Judge Smails
10-19-2006, 03:56 PM
<strong>docgoblin</strong> wrote:<br />Those muthafuckas!... First Steve Irwin in Australia, then some old guy in a boat in Florida.... These aren't just some random acts of violence. These creatures have a plan! We must extinguish them before it's too late!... Wow, what a great cheesy horror flick this would make.<br /><p><img src="http://themot.org/gallery/d/47734-1/aroundrays.jpg" border="0" /></p>
CuzBum
10-19-2006, 04:15 PM
Yerdaddy is stingray appeaser.
torker
10-19-2006, 04:49 PM
<p>The absence of diplomacy is putting our troops at greater risk and is reducing our ability for success.</p><p> <img height="75" src="http://www.starfish.ch/Zeichnung/animated/Rochen.GIF" width="220" border="0" /></p>
sr71blackbird
10-19-2006, 04:55 PM
<p>Closeup of a stngray barb..</p><p><img height="189" src="http://www.mote.org/clientuploads/sharks/Pictures/stingray_barb_web.jpg" width="274" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Does nature <em>really</em> need to be so well armed?</p>
reeshy
10-19-2006, 05:34 PM
I heard they like to hide out in Afghanistan!!!!!<br />
DarkHippie
10-19-2006, 05:43 PM
<p>Someone needs to question this guy</p><p><img height="255" src="http://www.kenpiercebooks.com/images/aquaman.jpg" width="177" border="0" /></p>
CuzBum
10-19-2006, 05:46 PM
<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Someone needs to question this guy</p><p><img height="255" src="http://www.kenpiercebooks.com/images/aquaman.jpg" width="177" border="0" /></p><p>Get that piece of shit an orange jump suit and a black hood.</p>
empulse
10-19-2006, 06:22 PM
<p>I live in SWFL, and go fishing alot. I usually go up this river that connects to the harbor, i have to be 10-15 miles inland, and i can catch good size stingrays (maybe 2 ft across..) and during this time of year they come near the beaches for mating or something, so you ave to shuffle your feet in the water. If you step on em you can get stung. </p><p>As for the big big rays.. my Dad lived here 30 yrs ago and said he used to see them in the Gulf of Mexco 4+ ft across flying. Actually comming out of the water flying. who knew.. </p><p>When i catch the little ones even they are a bitch, i am an animal lover (not that sicko ESD dog fucking kind..), they are hard to unhook cuz that barb comes out like a sword. and they have scary faces. their eyes look at you, not like a fish but like they are thinking about where you heart is located.</p>
HeyGuy
10-19-2006, 06:59 PM
<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />Stingrays = a bigger threat then Islam and yet the Bush administration does nothing. <p>that was great!!!</p>
FUNKMAN
10-19-2006, 08:42 PM
<strong>empulse</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I live in SWFL, and go fishing alot. I usually go up this river that connects to the harbor, i have to be 10-15 miles inland, and i can catch good size stingrays (maybe 2 ft across..) and during this time of year they come near the beaches for mating or something, so you ave to shuffle your feet in the water. If you step on em you can get stung. </p><p>As for the big big rays.. my Dad lived here 30 yrs ago and said he used to see them in the Gulf of Mexco 4+ ft across flying. Actually comming out of the water flying. who knew.. </p><p>When i catch the little ones even they are a bitch, i am an animal lover (not that sicko ESD dog fucking kind..), they are hard to unhook cuz that barb comes out like a sword. and they have scary faces. <strong> their eyes look at you, not like a fish but like they are thinking about where you heart is located.</strong></p><p>like a chick in a porno movie when she's sucking your cock....</p>
Marc with a c
10-19-2006, 08:45 PM
that is one of the best headlines i have ever seen.<br />
BLZBUBBA
10-19-2006, 09:23 PM
So now the stingrays are taking out oldies? Hmmm. Like the sound of that. I especially like it if those oldies they're taking out are wearing those nut-sack speedo swimsuits. GO RAYS!
fohat
10-19-2006, 09:28 PM
<p> </p><strong>docgoblin</strong> wrote:<br />Those muthafuckas!... First Steve Irwin in Australia, then some old guy in a boat in Florida.... These aren't just some random acts of violence. These creatures have a plan! We must extinguish them before it's too late!... Wow, what a great cheesy horror flick this would make.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>Don't ruin the plot of GAP II next time put a spoiler warning sheesh<br /></p>
eldiablo
10-19-2006, 09:42 PM
<p>You know these things happen in Threes...</p><p>I am going to watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom so I can prepare for the onslaught..."Indy cover your heart, cover your heart Indy"</p>
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