Favorite Sexual Slang Terms

[Uncle Fezster]

<p>&nbsp;Cooter</p><p><img width="400" height="206" border="0" src="http://www.ein-duke-kommt-selten-allein.de/img/characters/cooter.jpg" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>Pussy.</p><p><img height="400" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Pussy_Galore.jpg" width="328" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/bush%20cunt.jpg" border="0" />

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>damn you judge smails for saying mine first....</p><p>2nd choice...</p><p><img src="http://www.beniciodeltoro.com/images/films/snatch/snatch3.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[AppleBoy]

<p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">KNOCKERS</font></strong></p><p><img height="400" src="http://lumiere.sopheava.com/2005/0510_knockers.jpg" width="540" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>Beaver.</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.litb.com/beav4.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[SouthSideJohnny]

<p>BUSH</p><p><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/presidents/george-w-bush/george_w_bush_apprehensive.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/presidents/george-w-bush/&h=221&w=300&sz=11&hl=en&start=10&tbnid=qNG8Rxg_C3AE2M:&tbnh=85&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbush%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D"><img height="85" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:qNG8Rxg_C3AE2M:http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/presidents/george-w-bush/george_w_bush_apprehensive.jpg" width="116" border="0" /></a></p><p>NO HOMO (regarding the pic)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SouthSideJohnny on 10-18-06 @ 12:23 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Shuckin'</p><p>as in</p><p>&quot;I'm shuckin' yo' ass Wackbag!!&quot;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 10-18-06 @ 12:28 PM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Nick8668/Twat.jpg" border="0" />

[Jujubees2]

<img height="263" src="http://www.toiletnet.com/OutsideBeardedClam.jpg" width="468" border="0" />

[Judge Smails]

<p>Roast Beef Sammich</p><p><img height="491" src="http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg" width="544" border="0" /></p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>The old hatchet wound</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.jodee.com.au/graphics/sfx/cut_axe.jpg" width="297" border="0" /></p>

[IamFogHat]

<p>Snatch</p><p><img width="245" height="312" border="0" src="http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/snatch.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[tbonesteak]

<p>Vertical Taco...</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMidmbDZFAEUAWWOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJ jBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=12cco4s47/EXP=1161280998/**http%3a//www.tacotico.com/images/prod_taco_crispyflour.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>Meat curtains.</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11132.jpg" width="278" border="0" /></p>

[AppleBoy]

<span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: broadway">Ta-Ta&rsquo;s</span>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://i14.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/65/fb/31_1.JPG" border="0" />

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Snatch</p><p><img height="312" src="http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/snatch.jpg" width="245" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>look up a few posts budday!</p>

[empulse]

turd cutter. (referring to a womans ass)

[dereckfishboy]

<p>Duck Butter&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image2-4.jpg</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

I'm a little more refined! &quot;Did you &nbsp;see the size of that TALLYWHACKER&quot; on Basil ?

[MasterSoySauce]

when i first heard 'bumping uglies' i laughed for 10 minutes.

[narc]

<p><img width="215" height="269" border="0" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/143/000043014/lore31.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's slipping her the ol' salami!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's going to put the hot dog in the bun!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl - meeoooowww!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like he's going to enter the holy of holies - Coitus Uninterruptus!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Looks like Chuck's going to bury his boner!&quot;<br /></p><p>There's nobody funnier than 90-year-old Burgess Meredith. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Not my favorite, but I couldn't resist...</p><p><strong><font size="7">GASH</font></strong></p><p><img height="568" src="http://www.tumblage.com/images/verbier/Gash.jpg" width="354" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 10-18-06 @ 4:07 PM</span>

[narc]

<p><img width="500" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.afan.dk/firefly/ffpic/ab_fmj144a.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;If I'm gonna die for a word, that word's going to be 'poontang.'&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Shmickle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">quivering Quim</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Sink the soldier</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Yodel in the canyon</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"><img height="240" src="http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/40/10/e3bab2c008a03205fe5b5010._AA240_.L.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>&quot;Momma's got a sqeezebox.&nbsp; Daddy never sleeps at night.&quot;</p><p><img src="http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/400/403776.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[HeyGuy]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meat curtains.</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11132.jpg" width="278" border="0" /></p><p>whats a meat curtain?</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>Peach</p><p>http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f206/Leigh0524/Peach.jpg</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>whats a meat curtain? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>After insertion, the labia majora creates a lovely drapery around the shaft of the penis.</p><p>If that's not sufficient enough of an explanation, do a Google image search of meat curtains, no filtering.</p>

[Whitey]

<img width="400" height="462" border="0" src="http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/predator.JPG" />the predator.<br />

[HeyGuy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>whats a meat curtain? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>After insertion, the labia majora creates a lovely drapery around the shaft of the penis.</p><p>If that's not sufficient enough of an explanation, do a Google image search of meat curtains, no filtering.</p><p>no I got it now, very nice description</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<img height="300" src="http://papundits.com/wp-content/images/Senator%20Rick%20Santorum.jpg" width="217" border="0" />

[Yerdaddy]

<img height="375" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/candy/nut_milk.JPG" width="500" border="0" />

[Hottub]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="375" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/candy/nut_milk.JPG" width="500" border="0" /> <p>I love that one! It would make a nice sigpic.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>I have always laughed at the term &quot;Shween&quot;</p>

[dereckfishboy]

<p> </p><p> </p><strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meat curtains.</p><p>whats a meat curtain?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Meat Curtains = Good</p><p> </p><p>Pissflaps = Fantastic</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image2-1.gif" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

<p> </p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p>Free sigpic and/or screenname to whoever wants it</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>





<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 10-18-06 @ 6:40 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

mary

[nevnut]

&quot;Tear off a chunk&quot;

[dereckfishboy]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Tear off a chunk&quot;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Knock the dust off it&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p><img border="0" src="http://www.portsmouthathenaeum.org/images/man-in-boat.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>Balls deep</p><p><img height="131" src="http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5695262_36_2.jpg" width="92" border="0" /></p>

[narc]

<p>Splooge</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="480" height="640" border="0" src="http://operationscooby.org/images/Scooby%20food%20trough.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<img height="250" src="http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f17/dunnaway/blumpkin.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

[Judge Smails]

<p>Baby Batter</p><p><img src="http://www.kbkids.com/g/toys/big/120625.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>Dirty Sanchez.</p>

[tele7]

<img height="306" src="http://www.zen56980.zen.co.uk/fudge_packer.jpg" width="265" border="0" />

[aaaaaaaa]

<p>purple headed warrior</p><p>quivering mound of love pudding</p>

[Gwen]

<p><img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.bandpromote.com/_bios/chach.JPG" /></p><p>or the ever popular:</p><p><img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.oceancollectibles.com/Ditty%20Box.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>dive</p><p><img height="204" src="http://www.acapulcomexicovacation.com/images/acapulco_mexico_cliff_diving.jpg" width="330" border="0" /></p>

[johnniewalker]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/055_55.jpg

[torker]

<p><img height="214" src="http://brooklynpetgrooming.com/optim/IM000807.jpg" width="285" border="0" /></p><p><img height="173" src="http://www.11alive.com/assetpool/images/043415332_jonathanmotes.jpg" width="230" border="0" /></p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.parktool.com/images_inc/repair_help/tire_on.jpg" width="267" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Pillow Biter</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p>Anyone interested in a <a href="http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html" target="_self" title="complete list, go to the source">complete list, go to the source</a></p><p> </p><p>EDIT- Fucking HTML. Click &quot;Documents&quot; It's in there. About 20 categories worth. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 10-19-06 @ 7:33 PM</span>

[torker]

<img height="183" src="http://www.designedtoat.com/clipart2/halb_09.gif" width="149" border="0" /><img height="188" src="http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/rooster.gif" width="126" border="0" /><img height="155" src="http://www.drugfreeaz.com/images_druginfo/ecstasy_tabs.jpg" width="117" border="0" />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="300" height="222" border="0" src="http://paramountartscenter.com/details/images/George%20Carlin%202%20web.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/47180297/9180759" /></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>How about &quot;Heat Seeking Moisture Missle&quot;...</p><p><img height="250" src="http://nightstalker.smugmug.com/photos/79822121-M.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Fallon]

Diaper Ruiner.<br />

[keithy_19]

Cum dumpster. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" />

[A.J.]

<img height="348" src="http://gettle.org/gallery/d/246-1/Fighting-Game-Cock.jpg" width="360" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="350" src="http://www.a2armory.com/images/uni-holster.jpg" width="257" border="0" />

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">One-eyed trouser snake.</font></p><p><img height="315" src="http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/trsn_lg.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Jujubees2]

<img height="320" src="http://pun.org/josh/archives/tea_bag_02.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

[Yerdaddy]

<img height="424" src="http://ajgentile.typepad.com/ajs_piece_o_the_w/images/sperm_penetration.jpg" width="350" border="0" /><img height="454" src="http://wash.co.za/posters/gargle.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://www.medievalarmour.co.uk/store/images/troy11s.gif" border="0" />

[torker]

<img height="201" src="http://pgoh13.free.fr/raja_gigi.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

[Marc with a c]

<p>i like penis.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.independent-penis-reviews.com/index21.jpg" alt="The image "http://www.independent-penis-reviews.com/index21.jpg" cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /> <br /></p>

[bl3ckedout]

<p><img src="http://www.dianadixon.co.uk/Images/05-slit.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>slit is my favorite.</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/bush%20cunt.jpg" border="0" /> <p>I told the two Bush hating Bulgarians at work about this pic tonight. They didn't know the word. I actually got to teach two adults the C word! It was very exciting. Now that I think about it... it would have been even more fun, if I had told them it was a term of endearment.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img src="http://art.georgecoghill.com/images/illustration/_personal/blueminimonster.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://www.cartuneland.com/cyclops1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Willie, the one eyed wonder weasel</p><p><img height="144" src="http://www.earthfiles.com/Images/news/H/H5N1StoneMarten030906.jpg" width="159" border="0" /></p>

[narc]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="448" height="336" border="0" src="http://www.bumpernuts.com/truck%20balls.JPG" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="336" height="218" border="0" src="http://faculty.washington.edu/danberg/bergweb/images/chin%20telang%20before%20edit.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<img height="197" src="http://www.shjolg.com/images/jesus%20knocking%20at%20door.jpg" width="127" border="0" /><img height="198" src="http://www.alkahestartists.net/images/art_bootsrandolph.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

[towny]

<p><strong><font size="4">STINK WRINKLE</font></strong></p>

[ThePorter]

<p>Fanny</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img width="255" height="335" border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/FannybriceGlamor.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/me4/mainegourmet/images2/stfish.jpg" border="0" />

[BYOBKenobi]

<p><img height="389" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Vladtepes.jpg" width="315" border="0" /></p><p>Vlad The Imapler (my junk's name)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="599" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Abraham_Lincoln_head_on_shoulders_photo_portrait.j pg/456px-Abraham_Lincoln_head_on_shoulders_photo_portrait.j pg" width="456" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>THE funniest sex act</p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i like penis.<br /></p><p>It don't make you a bad person. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by keithy_19 on 10-21-06 @ 2:32 AM</span>

[narc]

<p><img width="512" height="345" border="0" src="http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/08/30/image84448385-0ca8-45e9-b5b4-e7be97764f25.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="380" height="285" border="0" src="http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/47469/2/istockphoto_47469_dripping_wet_head_of_lettuce.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p><img src="http://www.jitterbuzz.com/llfil/cincy.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://www.emory.edu/BUSINESS/images/bowtie_big.gif" border="0" /></p>

[WhistlePig]

balloon knot

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/453935/2/
istockphoto_453935_balloon_knot.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

<p>cinnamon ring</p><p><img height="225" src="http://ww1.reciperewards.com/imgs/recipes/19223.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a21/buttercupbaby661/thDonkeyPunch.jpg" border="0" />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the swallow</p><p><img height="262" src="http://museum.gov.ns.ca/mnh/nature/nsbirds/pictures/bns0261.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Mmmm Mmmm Good:</p><p><img src="http://lynx.uio.no/jon/gif/misc/kili-golden-shower.gif" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the reacharound</p><p><img height="312" src="http://pics.schwippy.com/forums/images/reacharound.jpg" width="505" border="0" /></p>