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Crazy Jen

10-14-2006, 02:29 PM

<a href="http://www.dri-sleeper.com/">http://www.dri-sleeper.com/</a> <table height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td width="8%" height="100%"> </td><td width="92%" height="100%">*-- #BeginEditable "textblock" -* <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><h1>Can also be used for drunks who piss themselves Bedwetting Alarm by DRI Sleeper®</h1>The most effective method of treating bedwetting, is to use a bedwetting alarm. A brief summary to save you time: <ul><li>It’s not usual to consider bedwetting a problem until after the age of 5. </li><li>Most bedwetting is genetic – it runs in the family. </li><li>The typical bedwetting pattern is: very heavy sleeping and producing too much urine at night. </li><li>Cutting down drinks in the evening makes no difference - it just makes for a miserable child. </li></ul><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/product.htm">> Click here to read more</a><h2>The DRI Sleeper® bedwetting alarm</h2>The DRI Sleeper® bedwetting alarm has <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/product.htm">many unique features not found in other alarms</a>. Here’s how the DRI Sleeper® bedwetting alarm works:<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td valign="top"><ul><li>The alarm unit goes on the shoulder and the sensor goes in the underwear. </li><li>When the sensor is wet with urine, it triggers a loud alarm to wake the bed-wetter. </li><li>Over the next few days or weeks, your child begins to learn to wake more and more quickly until he or she is beating the alarm and waking before wetting starts. </li><li>The pattern now becomes waking up every time he or she needs to go to the bathroom. </li><li>Then the final stage begins; your child will sleep through the night but without wetting the bed or needing to wake up to go to the bathroom. </li></ul>We Have Officially ALL LOST our MINDS!!!!!</td><td valign="top" align="right" width="120"><img height="158" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/Forum/images/cartoon3a-sm.gif" width="100" border="0" /></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>

This message was edited by Crazy Jen on 10-14-06 @ 6:31 PM

OGC

10-14-2006, 02:36 PM

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------<h1>Can also be used for drunks who piss themselves Bedwetting Alarm by DRI Sleeper®</h1>The most effective method of treating bedwetting, is to use a bedwetting alarm.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Now I know what to get for ESD for his birthday. (It's November 1st if you missed his hint the other day)

This message was edited by richg0404 on 10-14-06 @ 6:58 PM

reeshy

10-14-2006, 02:39 PM

I don't know...My son used to wet the bed until he was 5.....I talked to him and my wife would just change his sheets...he grew out of it.....I wouldn't make a big deal out of it......not like these people who want to make money out of it!!!!!

bobrobot

10-14-2006, 02:54 PM

Should be called, "How to Turn Yer Kid into a  Neurotic Serial Killer." If this doesn't work, roll up a newspaper & hit them on the nose w/ it!!! I'd like to drown the inventor of this piece of shit in their own urine!!! Teacher & Torture are NOT interchangeable!!!<img height="240" src="http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/images/drowning.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

10-14-2006, 06:25 PM

should work on the kid cause it will piss him off...get it?  "piss off"