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Tenbatsuzen

10-14-2006, 09:54 AM

When I eat breakfast food, I'm not "picky" but particular.  I eat a lot of breakfast cereal, sometimes fruit, maybe a bagel with fake butter on it. So last night, I was watching TV and I saw the commercial for Dunkin' Donuts new French Toast Twist.  And because I'm a fucking savant, I knew immediately that John Goodman was the celebrity endorser voiceover.  I can immediately pick out voices, like Clooney for Budweiser and Gene Hackman for Lowe's. Now, when it comes to breakfast food, I want to make one thing clear: I love pancakes.  I LOVE PANCAKES.  French toast is a close second.  So I said, "I must have this."  Now, I NEVER eat Dunkin Donuts.  Never.  I hate their donuts, I hate
their bagels, and I'll have their coffee if someone else is going
and/or buying.  I won't go there of my own volition. Today I was picking up dry cleaning and there's a DD right next to there.  I was about to drive away,  but I kept hearing John Goodman's voice in my head.  So I walked into the DD and got the Twist and a iced latte. I drilled the iced latte so now I'm highly caffeinated.  The french toast twist?  sucked. Damn you, John Goodman. (BTW, as I was writing this post, an ad for Johnsonville Brats came on.  Celebrity voiceover?  Jim Belushi.)

ShelleBink

10-14-2006, 10:00 AM

At least it wasn't his cock.

Tenbatsuzen

10-14-2006, 10:03 AM

ShelleBink wrote: At least it wasn't his cock.    For one of Hollywood's biggest men, Goodman gets his fair share of whore trim.

HBox

10-14-2006, 10:08 AM

It's a shame that the French Toast Twist sucked. But John Goodman is a cock so I'd never listen to him.

reeshy

10-14-2006, 10:43 AM

I heard that his cock is a french toast twist!!!!

ShelleBink

10-14-2006, 10:46 AM

Gaia

10-14-2006, 11:14 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:So last night, I was watching TV and I saw the commercial for Dunkin' Donuts new French Toast Twist.  And because I'm a fucking savant, I knew immediately that John Goodman was the celebrity endorser voiceover.  I can immediately pick out voices, like Clooney for Budweiser and Gene Hackman for Lowe's.  It's so funny you mention that. Good to know I'm not the only one. I do it ALL the time...my bf hates it...we'll be sitting there watching tv and like a retard with terets I will scream out the celebrity name. A pampers commercial comes on the other night and I scream "Juliana Marguiles!!!" (sp) Really loud....he hates it when I do that. Oh, and Im sorry your french toast twist sucked. I hate food dissapointments.

Marc with a c

10-14-2006, 11:29 AM

i call it freedom toast.

ShelleBink

10-14-2006, 11:43 AM

Gaia wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:So last night, I was watching TV and I saw the commercial for Dunkin' Donuts new French Toast Twist. And because I'm a fucking savant, I knew immediately that John Goodman was the celebrity endorser voiceover. I can immediately pick out voices, like Clooney for Budweiser and Gene Hackman for Lowe's. It's so funny you mention that. Good to know I'm not the only one. I do it ALL the time...my bf hates it...we'll be sitting there watching tv and like a retard with terets I will scream out the celebrity name. A pampers commercial comes on the other night and I scream "Juliana Marguiles!!!" (sp) Really loud....he hates it when I do that. Oh, and Im sorry your french toast twist sucked. I hate food dissapointments.   Do you scream out these things during sex as well?

Gaia

10-14-2006, 11:58 AM

Shelle; ONLY if the tv is on and a new commercial pops up ;)

ShelleBink

10-14-2006, 12:05 PM

Gaia wrote: Shelle; ONLY if the tv is on and a new commercial pops up <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewink.gif" />   Haha... nice!

dereckfishboy

10-14-2006, 01:13 PM

ChrisTheCop

10-14-2006, 01:56 PM

When I first heard the John Goodman spots, I thought why would they want John Goodman saying, eat here the foods delish! I mean, first thing I think of when I hear him is "overweight-ness".But then I figured maybe no one's supposed to know its him, and he's just got a friendly voice? Another one that bothers me is Christian Slater voicing some car commercial. (mitsubishi maybe?) He wasnt arrested for speeding or dwi, but he was arrested....why pick a felon as your voiceover guy? Again...maybe youre not supposed to notice?But I do.And apparently so do you.

Sheeplovr

10-14-2006, 01:58 PM

i was hopeing this was going to be about you takeing a fist from King Ralph

narc

10-14-2006, 02:14 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: i was hopeing this was going to be about you takeing a fist from King Ralph 
  Taking a fist where?

sr71blackbird

10-14-2006, 02:31 PM

What are the odds that I tried it last night too?  I was dissapointed.  They say right on the sign that they are hot, and mine was like ice cold and hard in the middle.  It was as if someone took a pancake with maple syrup and rolled it and then froze it. I am also dissapointed at the new change to Dunkin Donuts cookies.  They had these nice chocolate chip cookies, and I usually get two.  So, a week ago I order two at the drive through and the guy hands me this bag and its really heavy, but I dont look in and I drive away.  I reach in and the cookie is HUGE, like 6 inches across!  It tasted ok, but the old ones were far better - like home made. These were like a massive Entenmann cookie.  I am dissapointed twice now!   

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-14-06 @ 6:34 PM

spot

10-14-2006, 03:52 PM

It just looks icky..<img width="174" height="124" border="0" src="https://www.dunkindonuts.com/images/aboutus/products/frenchtoasttwist/frenchtoasttwist.jpg" />I hate Dunkin Donuts.

suggums

10-14-2006, 04:36 PM

im red, the red roof bobble head! anyone?

Gaia

10-14-2006, 05:56 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: I am also dissapointed at the new change to Dunkin Donuts cookies.  They had these nice chocolate chip cookies, and I usually get two.  So, a week ago I order two at the drive through and the guy hands me this bag and its really heavy, but I dont look in and I drive away.  I reach in and the cookie is HUGE, like 6 inches across!  It tasted ok, but the old ones were far better - like home made. These were like a massive Entenmann cookie.  I am dissapointed twice now!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I CANT LIFT the bag. <img height="351" src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/rfgaia/wlcookie.jpg" width="520" border="0" />

newport king

10-14-2006, 06:00 PM

D&D coffe is the nectar of the gods.

FUNKMAN

10-14-2006, 06:17 PM

John Goodman made me eat something. Roseanne's gaping anus... that's just crazytalk!

Kevin

10-14-2006, 06:20 PM

<img height="327" src="http://www.wallsofthewild.co.uk/zenshop/images/medium/rooster_MED.jpg" width="300" border="0" />No?????

Gwen

10-15-2006, 04:40 PM

I'm sad to hear it sucked, but glad that I didn't have to waste the ducats or calories to find out.   I have, however, eaten those new cookies they have (just the chocolate chunk) and it was A W E S O M E.

Don Stugots

10-15-2006, 04:49 PM

ShelleBink wrote: <img width="464" height="371" border="0" src="http://www.panyabakery.com/images/cinnamon_twist_donut.jpg" />  hey, how did you get a pic of privates?  i like how you made it look.  thanks.

Bossanova

10-15-2006, 04:53 PM

I have to defend DnD.  The coffee is the best around, and their donuts are fucking great. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF godamn Cardinals scored, SORRY.  Anyway DnD is the best breakfast joint known to man. 

torker

10-15-2006, 04:59 PM

FUNKMAN wrote:  John Goodman made me eat something.  Roseanne's gaping anus... that's just crazytalk!AKA - a loose meat sandwich

Hottub

10-15-2006, 06:02 PM

RonIsHankAaron wrote: I have to defend DnD.  The coffee is the best around, and their donuts are fucking great. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF godamn Cardinals scored, SORRY.  Anyway DnD is the best breakfast joint known to man.  They could bulldoze every fuckin' Dunkin Donuts on the planet tomorrow, and I wouldn't give 2 shits!

spot

10-15-2006, 06:06 PM

^^^^^^ what he said.

Hottub

10-15-2006, 06:08 PM

Let me make it even better...*Mr.B* They could bulldoze every fuckin' Dunkin Donuts on the planet tomorrow, and I wouldn't give 2 shits!  *Mr,B*

Tenbatsuzen

10-15-2006, 06:13 PM

1) Krispy Kreme > DD donuts. 2) Coffee is a push, but it's not that hard to make a decent cup of coffee.  Wawa, Quik Check, Starbucks, etc... it's all a wash if you know what you're looking for. 3) "Best Breakfast" - not by a longshot.  McGriddles trump any breakfast sandwich DD can come up with, and any diner trumps the McGriddle.  Denny's in a pinch, IHOP worse case scenario.

dotsncoms

10-15-2006, 07:06 PM

the BK isn't bad for breakfast,I go next door for the most fabulous 2.95 special every morning though. the restaurant serves fresh potatoes, eggs, and sausage ham or bacon and toast. I eat it all the way to the train, I don't give a f#@* I eat it on the platform.

narc

10-15-2006, 07:09 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: 1) Krispy Kreme > DD donuts.   I respectfully couldn't disagree more. Krispy Kreme is so greasy to the point of making me vomit. I literally can't even smell those donuts. Not that donuts are the healthiest food anyway. DD french crullers were forged by angels in heaven while harps played in the background.

dotsncoms

10-15-2006, 07:33 PM

I see the krispy delivering the donuts at 4 pm for the next day to the restaurants.The stock price dropped real low recently.

This message was edited by dotsncoms on 10-15-06 @ 11:34 PM