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Judge Smails
10-13-2006, 05:46 AM
<p>Is anyone going to be in the Village on Tuesday, October 17th?&nbsp; If so, you could have a chance to win $1 million.&nbsp; </p><p>I have no idea how it happened, but I somehow got on an email list to recieve regular clues as to where in the country the Ricola Mystery Cougher will be showing up.&nbsp; He/She will&nbsp;be in the Village on the 17th.&nbsp; Since I won't be anywhere near there, I thought I'd pass the info. along to anyone on the board who might be, or work, in that area.</p><p>As per their <a href="http://www.ricolausa.com/home/" target="_self">website</a>, the way it works is: you see someone coughing in public and offer them a Ricola.&nbsp; If it happens to be the Mystery Cougher he/she whips out 50 prize envelopes for you to choose from.&nbsp; One of them contains the $1 million prize.</p><p>Here's the email I got:</p><p><font size="3"><font color="#cc6600"><span style="font-size: 14px; color: #cc3333; font-style: italic; font-family: arial, sans-serif">&quot;These little town blues, are melting away. I want to be a part of it. New York, Neeeewwww Yooooork....&quot;</span><br /><br /></font></font><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif"><font color="#cc6600" size="3">Greetings Ricola fans. This is the Mystery Cougher. Sorry to be singing in my email. But I'm so excited to be heading for the city so nice they named it twice. That's right. I'll be in The Big Apple next week on Tuesday October 17th. The weather should be nice and crisp. Halloween weather in fact, which reminds me of your first clue. Read on.<br /><br /></font></span><font size="3"><font color="#cc6600"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; color: #cc3333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">I'll be situated in the NYC neighborhood world famous for <font size="2">it's</font> Halloween Parade. <br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">This is no trick. Have your Ricola Cough drops ready. Your treat could be one million dollars. Good luck. </span></font></font></p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif"><font color="#cc6600" size="3"><font color="#cc6600" size="3"><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Good luck buddays.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">&quot;When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.&quot;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif"><img src="http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/images/theater_jackiemason.jpg" border="0" /></span><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">&nbsp;</span></p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif"><p><br /></p></span></font></font></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Judge Smails on 10-13-06 @ 10:10 AM</span>

Chigworthy
10-13-2006, 02:49 PM
What if you offer a Ricola to an AIDS-ridden tranny?

torker
10-13-2006, 03:24 PM
<p>And I thought Fatty-Too-Fatty was weak.</p><p><img height="333" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/cupmyballs.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>Don't forget to cup my balls.</p>

Judge Smails
10-16-2006, 10:40 AM
<p>Bumpity bump bump.</p><p>Not sure if anyone cares but tomorrow's the day and I got another email:</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Hello Ricola fans. Well, the big day is here. I'll be in NYC on Tuesday October 17th around lunchtime. But finding me is your assignment. Your final clue is a rhyme.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; color: #cc3333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Search high and low, if you dare. The Cougher will next appear in a Presidential Square. <br /><br />In a part of NYC known for its Halloween march,<br />The Cougher will lurk near a very big _ _ _ _* <br /><br /></span><span style="font: 10px arial, verdana; color: #000000">*(four letters)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Good luck!<br /></span></p>

FezPaul
10-16-2006, 10:48 AM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Wouldn't it be more fun to go there, cough, and when someone gives you a Ricola say thank you and walk away?</font></strong>

FUNKMAN
10-16-2006, 10:50 AM
<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bumpity bump bump.</p><p>Not sure if anyone cares but tomorrow's the day and I got another email:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Hello Ricola fans. Well, the big day is here. I'll be in NYC on Tuesday October 17th around lunchtime. But finding me is your assignment. Your final clue is a rhyme.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; color: #cc3333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Search high and low, if you dare. The Cougher will next appear in a Presidential Square. <br /><br />In a part of NYC known for its Halloween march,<br />The Cougher will lurk near a very big _ _ _ _* <br /><br /></span><span style="font: 10px arial, verdana; color: #000000">*(four letters)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Good luck!<br /></span></p><p>ARCH? Does Washington Sq Park have an arch?</p>

FezPaul
10-16-2006, 10:57 AM
<span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; color: #cc3333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Search high and low, if you dare. The Cougher will next appear in a Presidential Square. <br /><br />In a part of NYC known for its Halloween march,<br />The Cougher will lurk near a very big <u>cock*</u><br /><br /></span><span style="font: 10px arial, verdana; color: #000000">*(four letters)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Good luck!</span>

angelinad128
10-16-2006, 10:57 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bumpity bump bump.</p><p>Not sure if anyone cares but tomorrow's the day and I got another email:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Hello Ricola fans. Well, the big day is here. I'll be in NYC on Tuesday October 17th around lunchtime. But finding me is your assignment. Your final clue is a rhyme.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; color: #cc3333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Search high and low, if you dare. The Cougher will next appear in a Presidential Square. <br /><br />In a part of NYC known for its Halloween march,<br />The Cougher will lurk near a very big _ _ _ _* <br /><br /></span><span style="font: 10px arial, verdana; color: #000000">*(four letters)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #003333; font-family: arial, sans-serif">Good luck!<br /></span></p><p>ARCH? Does Washington Sq Park have an arch?</p><p>Yes it does! </p>

lleeder
10-16-2006, 01:42 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Wouldn't it be more fun to go there, cough, and when someone gives you a Ricola say thank you and walk away?</font></strong> <p>or instead you shout YOU WIN...my gratitude.</p>

Bulldogcakes
10-16-2006, 03:31 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bumpity bump bump.</p><p>Not sure if anyone cares but tomorrow's the day and I got another email:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 51, 51); font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Hello Ricola fans. Well, the big day is here. I'll be in NYC on Tuesday October 17th around lunchtime. But finding me is your assignment. Your final clue is a rhyme.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51); font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Search high and low, if you dare. The Cougher will next appear in a Presidential Square. <br /><br />In a part of NYC known for its Halloween march,<br />The Cougher will lurk near a very big _ _ _ _* <br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial,verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">*(four letters)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 51, 51); font-family: arial,sans-serif;">Good luck!<br /></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's obvious&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Arch&quot;</p><p><img width="800" height="812" border="0" src="http://www.trevorlittle.com/media/washsquarepark.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

torker
10-16-2006, 03:38 PM
<img height="100" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/33853512/2476018" width="100" border="0" />

TooCute
10-16-2006, 04:00 PM
I don't like him.

It's Its.

Boo.

I have nothing to do tomorrow afternoon and I was going to swing by work
which is a few blocks from there. Maybe I'll stop by!

Fez4PrezN2008
10-16-2006, 04:11 PM
<p>Wow, this has got to be the most irresponsible corporate marketing gimick that I have EVER heard of. Unleashing a thing like that in down town NY - What were they thinking. You know its gonna maul someone.</p><p><img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/ricolacougar.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Beware the Ricola Cougar</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fez4PrezN2008 on 10-17-06 @ 12:41 AM</span>