My friend's pregnant wife was attacked by a goat!

[Tall_James]

<p><a href="http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_285144254.html" target="_self">Now with 911 audio!</a></p><p>I'm glad the police shot that fucking mongrel goat full of holes.&nbsp; I only wish they saved the carcass so we could bar-b-que that fucker with jerk sauce.</p><p>In addition to my buddy's wife being 5.5 mos pregnant, their Golden Retriever did absolutely NOTHING to help her out.&nbsp;</p><p>Man's best friend my foot!</p>

[SatCam]

this is a bahhd situation

hope everything is cool with your friend's chick

[suggums]

are you sure she's not carrying the future antichrist<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>was it this one?</p><p><img src="http://www.anthropology.wisc.edu/newsletter/online/goatheads.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>seriously gald she's alright</p><p>edit: and i'm also<strong> glad</strong> she's alright</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-12-06 @ 5:14 PM</span>

[Fezticle98]

<p>Not amused:</p><p>http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/5333/billfr5.jpg</p><p>Must've been one disgruntled goat.</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>That poor goat. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've been here too long.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Stories like this really get my goat.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now can I have it back? &nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i never knew there was a difference between a sheep and a goat.</p>

[SatCam]

My friend's pregnant wife

I hope his other wife is doing well too

[torker]

<p>&nbsp;I think we might be misinterpreting the goats actions.</p><p>&nbsp; <img height="263" src="http://www.websophist.com/GoatBoy.jpg" width="283" border="0" /></p><p><em><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That kid ain't mine</font></em>. ~ Billy T.&nbsp;Goat</p>

[torker]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i never knew there was a difference between a sheep and a goat.</p><p>Goats can spell.</p>

[feralBoy]

<p>This story kinda reminds me of something that happened to my pregnant sister like 8 years back.</p><p>She was in georgia, and they had this animal show or something on the side of the road.&nbsp; And she went to go look at a lion in&nbsp;a cage.&nbsp; The lion see her, then turns around, lifts up his tail, and blasts her in the face with whatever fluid they use to mark their territory.</p><p>She said it STUNK and it was all oily and stuff.&nbsp; Pretty gross.&nbsp; I think it's funny though.</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i never knew there was a difference between a sheep and a goat.</p><p>Goats can spell.</p><p>Bravo, Sir.</p><p><img height="480" src="http://www.tskuebler.com/images/haynes_the_butler.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">He just wanted to eat her can!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="250" src="http://images.creatas.com/common/detail/14/79/22757914.jpg" width="217" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">In honor of the event, the kid should be named Billy!!!</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font color="#000099">In honor of the event, the kid should be named Billy!!!</font></strong> <p>you must be butter because you're on a roll...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>I'm sure the goat made a better soup than an album.</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.rollingstones.com/bin/galImg/siteFiles/021890fd92c1.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>