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Tall_James
10-12-2006, 05:30 AM
<p>OK.&nbsp; I get my shirts back from the cleaners last night and this morning put on my favorite blue one.&nbsp; I reach into my shirt pocket for something and find a guitar pick in there.&nbsp; A Zager guitar pick, L .46mm.</p><p>I don't play the guitar.&nbsp; No one in my family plays the guitar.&nbsp; No one I work with plays the guitar.&nbsp; There is no reason for a guitar pick to be in my pocket.&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea how it got there.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm weirded out by this.&nbsp; Thoughts as to how this might have happened?&nbsp; And please, save the obvious Tenacious D movie references.</p>

Doctor Manhattan
10-12-2006, 05:35 AM
<font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#000066" size="3">While they were cleaning your shirt they had a &quot;jam session&quot; and it fell in the pocket by mistake?</font>

FUNKMAN
10-12-2006, 05:37 AM
<p>somewhere a&nbsp;&nbsp;chinaman is equally as puzzled...</p><p>i'll say it fell in during the cleaning process. now you're halfway there, all you need now is to find a guitar in your pants pocket</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

MadMatt
10-12-2006, 05:52 AM
<p>Sounds like someone might have &quot;borrowed&quot; your shirt while it was at the cleaners TJ.&nbsp; </p><p>Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about that?</p>

Marc with a c
10-12-2006, 05:56 AM
<img src="http://www.photoexposure.com/photos/comp/204338_2146.jpg" border="0" />

A.J.
10-12-2006, 06:03 AM
<p>A Zager guitar pick, L .46mm.</p><p>Maybe a temporal anamoly brought it from the year 2525.</p>

Recyclerz
10-12-2006, 06:41 AM
<p><img height="573" src="http://www.concertblast.com/rnl.jpg" width="397" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#6600ff" size="2">I think somebody</font> <em>coff/</em> Tall James<em>/coff</em> &nbsp;<font color="#6600ff" size="2">is trying to edge out of the closet and tell us he's a Cheap Trick fan.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Tall_James
10-12-2006, 06:46 AM
<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="573" src="http://www.concertblast.com/rnl.jpg" width="397" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#6600ff" size="2">I think somebody</font> <em>coff/</em> Tall James<em>/coff</em> &nbsp;<font color="#6600ff" size="2">is trying to edge out of the closet and tell us he's a Cheap Trick fan.</font></p><p>I dig Cheap Trick.&nbsp; I think you may be thinking of Mojo.</p>

KennethC
10-12-2006, 07:41 AM
<p>But you <em>do</em> play guitar, Tyler Durden.</p>

Badinia
10-12-2006, 08:15 AM
<p>I was gonna suggest that perhaps you used the same cleaners as Ken from Portland.&nbsp; </p><p>He sometimes complains his jacket is too heavy and turns it upside down to rain a hundred little celluloid triangles all over the floor.</p>

DarkHippie
10-12-2006, 08:16 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>A Zager guitar pick, L .46mm. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe a temporal anamoly brought it from the year 2525.</p><p><img height="50" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" width="80" border="0" /></p>

KennethC
10-12-2006, 08:50 AM
<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>A Zager guitar pick, L .46mm. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe a temporal anamoly brought it from the year 2525.</p><p><img height="50" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" width="80" border="0" /></p><p>I must concur with Dark Hippie's toothsome, jaundiced&nbsp;emoticon, Zager and Evans references will be funny until the end of time (or at least another 519 years)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by KennethC on 10-12-06 @ 1:08 PM</span>

Mike Teacher
10-12-2006, 09:00 AM
no Tenacious D 'Pick of Destiny' reference yet?

JustJon
10-12-2006, 09:34 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br />no Tenacious D 'Pick of Destiny' reference yet?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">I'm weirded out by this.&nbsp; Thoughts as to how
this might have happened?&nbsp; And please, save the obvious Tenacious D
movie references.</span> <br /></p>

Gvac
10-12-2006, 03:49 PM
Perhaps your shirt was an exact copy of one worn by a gay patron of the dry cleaners.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I mean, who else uses a pick that thin? <br />

SatCam
10-12-2006, 04:46 PM
Perhaps your shirt was an exact copy of one worn by a gay patron of the dry cleaners.

I think you just called James gay

Hottub
10-12-2006, 04:55 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Perhaps your shirt was an exact copy of one worn by a gay patron of the dry cleaners.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I mean, who else uses a pick that thin? <br /><p>Prob'ly one of them marijuana smokin' hippies!&nbsp; Strummin' Dylan and Peter. Paul &amp; Mary on his hock shop aucoustic!</p>

sr71blackbird
10-12-2006, 05:03 PM
I used to have my clothes cleaned at the laudromat service, and had them wash everything, pants, shirts, socks and underwear.&nbsp; One time I felt a little pulling going on down by my genitalia, and went to the bathroom, opnly to discover a very long blonde hair wrapped around my junk (I am not blonde and neither is my wife).&nbsp; Kinda freaked me out a bit.&nbsp; Makes you realise they mix your clothes witn other peoples clotes, OR, the guitar pic, or hair can get trapped in the machine and depost on the next persons clothes.&nbsp; Hopefully the heat from the dryer sterilized it!

tele7
10-12-2006, 05:50 PM
<p>How did one of these end up in my guitar case?&nbsp; No one in my family wears shirts.</p><p><img height="337" src="http://www.kin-ip.com/image/5.jpg" width="338" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by telecaster7 on 10-12-06 @ 9:53 PM</span>