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Furtherman

10-06-2006, 08:45 AM

Listening to Fez's Cane Pole Gang story made me think if I had a time machine, I would go back and watch that event.  We all know the time machine question and what event you'd witness, but what if you had a strictly Ron & Fez Time Machine, only able to vist Ron & Fez events?  (Either a show or a story they've told)When would you go in your Ron & Fez time machine?

KennethC

10-06-2006, 08:52 AM

I would go back to my on-air appearance and actually contribute.

AKA

10-06-2006, 09:12 AM

Furtherman wrote: Listening to Fez's Cane Pole Gang story made me think if I had a time machine, I would go back and watch that event.  We all know the time machine question and what event you'd witness, but what if you had a strictly Ron & Fez Time Machine, only able to vist Ron & Fez events?  (Either a show or a story they've told)When would you go in your Ron & Fez time machine?I've had "Cane Pole Gang" on my MySpace "Who Do I Want To Meet" since I signed on last spring - the story is legend - I don't want to watch the event so much as kick those little toughies to the curb.

Cleophus James

10-06-2006, 09:17 AM

I would go back and to right before the Dot.com crash and make some cash

Furtherman

10-06-2006, 09:18 AM

AKA wrote: <blockquote />I've had "Cane Pole Gang" on my MySpace "Who Do I Want To Meet" since I signed on last spring - the story is legend - I don't want to watch the event so much as kick those little toughies to the curb. You would disturb the space time continuum and deprive us all from ever hearing the Cane Pole Gang story?Shame on you!

BoondockSaint

10-06-2006, 09:28 AM

I would go back and watch anytime Ronnie was hanging out with Rap.  I wish they'd have that guy in one day so he and Ron could just sit there telling stories.

mikeyboy

10-06-2006, 09:31 AM

I think I'd like to hang at the urinal and quietly watch the "Ronnie Two Bucks" story unfold.

Badinia

10-06-2006, 09:46 AM

I'd like to firmly but gently take the oversized pot pie out of Fez's hands and make him eat a salad.

Furtherman

10-06-2006, 09:58 AM

Badinia wrote: I'd like to firmly but gently take the oversized pot pie out of Fez's hands and make him eat a salad.  But if you do that, like preventing the Cane Pole Gang from beating up Fez, then the Ron & Fez show will cease to exist as we know it today.Fez might grow up with better self confidence, able to take on a plethoria of nine year olds, and may be owner of Toddy Boy Car Lot in Pinelas Park, Florida. No interacting with Ron & Fez.  Just observing!

Marc with a c

10-06-2006, 10:17 AM

i would've gotten dukes better boxing lessons.

Furtherman

10-06-2006, 10:25 AM

Sigh. That's interacting.  I'm going to have to take away this Time Machine.  Most of you are irresponsable.

grlNIN

10-06-2006, 10:31 AM

Speaking of Dukes, I'd like to have seen the foosball table incident that led to the pinball machine incident that were both catapulted by the Gay Randy incident.

Marc with a c

10-06-2006, 10:31 AM

i didn't read your entire post. i'll change it to being at the lights out parties.

KennethC

10-06-2006, 01:34 PM

I'd go back to 12:45 PM earlier today and persuade Furtherman to let us to use his time machine to interact with Ron and Fez. Then I would give Fez a copy of Biff Tannen's sports almanac so he could end his losing streak. <img height="216" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Biff_1985.JPG/250px-Biff_1985.JPG" width="250" border="0" />

Furtherman

10-06-2006, 01:51 PM

KennethC wrote: I'd go back to 12:45 PM earlier today and persuade Furtherman to let us to use his time machine to interact with Ron and Fez.  But, it was your idea.  You sent me that PM....   or did you?  *cue weird music*

Badinia

10-06-2006, 01:54 PM

Ach!  We are but mortals and can't control our impulses.  Some would call us retards.  I would like to have seen:1. Ron's comedy club2. Been a fly on the wall the day he told off Diaz for leaving.

KennethC

10-06-2006, 03:16 PM

I'd love to witness Steve the Helpful Guy doing one of his famous "Steve-a-torials"

This message was edited by KennethC on 10-6-06 @ 7:19 PM

OGC

10-06-2006, 04:11 PM

I would go back to the days when Ron was performing his comedy act, and to the time when Fez was staring as Ensign Pulver. I wouldn't interact at all. I would take out my camcorder and record both events and come back here and make my millions selling the videos.Also I'd like to capture the hosing down little Fezzie got from his father when they came home from the beach.

dotsncoms

10-06-2006, 04:41 PM

   I'd like to go back in time and hang out with Ron in Philly when he was a kid hanging out after curfew, drinkin beers, smokin pot, doing acid.

Gaia

10-06-2006, 04:57 PM

I'd go back to the times I was on the show, even the "headgear" throwing  one, and not be SO nervous I wanted to throw up, and actually contribute and be MYSELF.

Contra

10-07-2006, 01:01 PM

I'd go back and watch the AFRO show where the dominatrix started to cry.

riverofpiss

10-07-2006, 01:53 PM

I would go back and watch Earls family getting off the boat.  **DING**DING**DING**

reeshy

10-07-2006, 03:44 PM

I would just love to see Dukes making out with Gay Randy!!!!!!

Tall_James

10-07-2006, 03:54 PM

I would like to go back and see Al Dukes hogtied and vulnerable in front of Rob Halford of Judas Priest.                     Then convince Rob that Al was asking for it.

Staniel

10-07-2006, 07:09 PM

I'd go back to get an exact number on the asses Fez has filled with hot man syrup, to finally put that debate to rest.

Furtherman

01-05-2007, 08:15 AM

Time to rev up the time machine again! Because I'd go back to yesterday and book a table in the restaurant they were eating in to watch Fabreeze, the Fainting Goat go face first into the mashed potatoes!  This is hystercial!

EliSnow

01-05-2007, 09:10 AM

During the JFK days, wasn't there a videotaped sex session involving an RF interns, and a JFK employee (that Dubs imitated)?Because I think I may use a RF Way Back Machine for that.