T.O. Rushed To Hospital

[HBox]

<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2604395" target="_blank">Doctors induce vomiting in ER.</a><br />

[PapaBear]

<p>That's pretty freaky.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>nobody has to induce my vomit when i hear his big mouth... it comes out naturally</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hopefully nothing life threatening</p>

[Doctor Z]

I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's "Loving it" and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags.

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags. <p>I hear Cleveland fans are planning to follow suit.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags. <p>I hear Cleveland fans are planning to follow suit.</p><p>boo boo boo!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Kevin]

<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags. <p>And people in Philly wonder why everyone hates them so much.</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags. <p>And people in Philly wonder why everyone hates them so much.</p><p>The Philly people I've known, don't give a shit that people hate them. They actually like it.</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags. <p>And people in Philly wonder why everyone hates them so much.</p><p>The Philly people I've known, don't give a shit that people hate them. They actually like it.</p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Because they are dirt bags. As much as Yankee fans hate Ortiz and the Redsox, we all wished him well and a good recovery when he got sick with the heart. That&rsquo;s what human beings do. Only dirtbag animals cheer when another person gets hurt or is sick. Minus Bin Laden or other terrible people of course.</span></p></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 9-27-06 @ 2:09 AM</span>

[spoon]

<p>Screw that Kevin, I'm with the Philly fans on this one.&nbsp; Philly fans kick ass compared to yankee fans.&nbsp; </p>

[spoon]

<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags. <p>And people in Philly wonder why everyone hates them so much.</p><p>The Philly people I've known, don't give a shit that people hate them. They actually like it.</p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Because they are dirt bags. As much as Yankee fans hate Ortiz and the Redsox, we all wished him well and a good recovery when he got sick with the heart. That&rsquo;s what human beings do. Only dirtbag animals cheer when another person gets hurt or is sick. Minus Bin Laden or other terrible people of course.</span></p></span><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Kevin on 9-27-06 @ 2:09 AM</span> <p>There's a huge difference between Ortiz and Owens and you know that.&nbsp; Come on.</p>

[Kevin]

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">No there is not. Ortiz has killed the Yankees time after time. Yankee fans hate him. And your biased.&nbsp; Plus you do not have a rivalry with Philly and have not been to Philly during an event with their rivals, so you have no idea.</span></p>

[suggums]

sports

[spoon]

I guess I should post the Norton rant on &quot;no you're in my head so you say what I was going to say&quot;.&nbsp; Don't be a fool, Ortiz is a well liked foe just like Jeter bc they are respected on all levels.&nbsp; Owens is an ass since the start of his career and left Philly in the worst of fashions.&nbsp; Not to mention a bad reaction to pain killers a second time is no where near as serious as heart issues.&nbsp; And what the fuck do you know of my past with Philly and their fans.&nbsp; In fact, I've been to at least 20 Flyers games,&nbsp;12 Eagles games and at least 50 Phillies games over my life.&nbsp; Some&nbsp;against rivals, some not.&nbsp; Remember, I grew up just north of Philly.&nbsp; I may not be fan of the teams, but I followed them bc my dad was.&nbsp; I'd be willing to bet your past going to games in Philly aren't even close.&nbsp; So perhaps you should know what your talking about before typing bullshit.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 9-27-06 @ 3:00 AM</span>

[Fezticle98]

<p>Kevin,</p><p>On a completely unrelated note, who is that broad in your sig pic? Some Albanian broad?</p><p>Edit: Nevermind. My curiousity triumphed over my laziness. How is it that I recognize the flag of Albania, but not Eliza Dushku. That's Jim Norton-like popular culture knowledge.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezticle98 on 9-27-06 @ 3:04 AM</span>

[cupcakelove]

CNN now says that a Dallas TV station is reporting this was a suicide attempt, not sure if its true or not.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 9-27-06 @ 9:39 AM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_270091337.html" target="_self">Looks like it might be true</a></p><p>&quot;According to the Dallas Police Department incident report, Ownes told police he took more than 30 pills in a suicide attempt. &quot;<br /></p>

[Furtherman]

<p>If it is a suicide attempt, I have no sympathy for him.&nbsp; Coward.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p><font color="#000099" size="3"><strong>Hey, screw youse all!&nbsp; I got your &quot;Philly scumbag&quot; right heeah!</strong></font></p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.marketingpunk.com/images/crotch-grab.jpg" width="100" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#99ffcc">(Actually, I didn't grow up anywhere near Philly - I just live near it now.&nbsp; Had to go with the bit though...)</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#99ffcc"><font color="#000000">EDIT: Great, since I posted</font> </font><font color="#000000">this we find out it might have been a suicide attempt.&nbsp; I guess I <em>am</em> a scumbag.&nbsp; Sorry God.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 9-27-06 @ 9:52 AM</span>

[giannidesk]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>His big gripe with the Eagles contract renegotiation was that he needed more money to take care of his family.</p><p>1. That's bull-shit - he has and was going to receive&nbsp;many many millions of dollars, etc. etc.</p><p>2. If he kills himself - his family will be left with nothing .</p><p>3. Suicide is normally brought on by depression or hardship of some kind (usually financial). What's he depressed about? He keeps tripping over the piles of money in his living room.</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If it is a suicide attempt, I have no sympathy for him.&nbsp; Coward.</p><p>I agree totally.</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Yeah because if you're rich there is never any reason to be depressed.

[Keotok]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana;">No there is not. Ortiz has killed the Yankees time after time. Yankee fans hate him. And your biased. Plus you do not have a rivalry with Philly and have not been to Philly during an event with their rivals, so you have no idea.</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Umm, try being a cowboys fan with Eagles season tickets.&nbsp; I think I have an idea.</p><p>I actually like the crowds in Philly.&nbsp; They at least have some kind of passion.&nbsp; I have been to a lot of stadiums around the country, and it's so blah.&nbsp; Most people who go don't even watch the game! &nbsp;</p><p>The only people who have problems going to a Philly sporting event are the idiots who deck themselves out in the other teams apparell, and then can't handle the hazing.&nbsp; If you take it, you just get heckled.&nbsp; If you stand up and fight it, or just generally act like an ass, you're gonna get punched.&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cupcakelove]

As much as I can't stand TO, I am not going attack him for this, or pretend like I know what's going on in his life to make him depressed.&nbsp; We all know that money does not buy happiness, and TO seems to be better at pissing people off than making friends.&nbsp; I hope the guy gets better and figures out how to make his life better.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i knew he didnt want to face us on oct 8th.

[Justice4all]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_270091337.html" target="_self">Looks like it might be true</a></p><p>&quot;According to the Dallas Police Department incident report, Ownes told police he took more than 30 pills in a suicide attempt. &quot;<br /></p><p><em>&quot;.....in other news today Philadelphia fans and New York fans Cekebrate!!!!!&quot;</em></p><p><em /></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">Just think we were two pills away from never having to deal with this asshole ever again.</font></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>How does The Smoking Gun do it?!</p><p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html" target="_self">They already have a copy of the police report</a></p><p><img height="551" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0927061owens1.gif" width="429" border="0" /></p>

[Aggie]

<p>Great, this is all I'll get to hear on my Dallas sports radio. If anyone cares, it's a great station and you can listen online at <a href="http://theticket.com/">http://theticket.com/</a></p><p>The cops just held a USELESS press conference not taking any questions and not 'confirming' or denying anything. Gee, thanks.</p><p>I don't like him but it's pretty sad if it's true. It's sadder if he just wanted attention. I think his publicist was with him and she's who called the cops. Next to come is the 911 tape...</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Next to come is the 911 tape...</p><p>When we hear his agent&nbsp;negotiating for a police escort for the ambulance.</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah because if you're rich there is never any reason to be depressed. <p>No, because suicide is a coward's way out.&nbsp; Especially if he has kids.&nbsp; </p>

[Coach]

It was an asassination attempt by mobsters from Philly.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 9-27-06 @ 11:16 AM</span>

[AKA]

This and the story about Anna Nicole Smith's son are two of the most crazy-ass stories I've seen come back and back in awhile - I may agree with Earl and Kurt now that these might be the end times.

[sailor]

<font size="2">i've never liked terrell, but i don't see how people can attack him for this.&nbsp; suicide attempts are rarely rational actions.&nbsp; fitting it in with everything else, he's been seriously messed up in the head for a long time.&nbsp; i wish him all the best and a speedy recovery.<br /></font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="4">* News Flash *</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">T.O. did not overdose on sleeping pills. When doctors investigated they found he was choking on his own ego.&nbsp; </font></strong></p><p><font size="1">hope the kid pulls thru though</font></p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah because if you're rich there is never any reason to be depressed. <p>No, because suicide is a coward's way out.&nbsp; Especially if he has kids.&nbsp; </p><p>I was actually responding to the post above yours.&nbsp; You just posted before I did.</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">Hmm Dallas ... is this a case of the lone pill theory?</font>

[Tall_James]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah because if you're rich there is never any reason to be depressed. <p>No, because suicide is a coward's way out.&nbsp; Especially if he has kids.&nbsp; </p><p>I was actually responding to the post above yours.&nbsp; You just posted before I did.</p><p>OK then.&nbsp; Nothing more to see here folks, move on.</p>

[SinA]

<p>incomplete pass</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Kevin,</p><p>On a completely unrelated note, who is that broad in your sig pic? Some Albanian broad?</p><p>Edit: Nevermind. My curiousity triumphed over my laziness. How is it that I recognize the flag of Albania, but not Eliza Dushku. That's Jim Norton-like popular culture knowledge.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by fezticle98 on 9-27-06 @ 3:04 AM</span> <span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Yea Eliza Dushku is&nbsp;Albanian so you were right about her being some Albanian Broad lol..</span>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I just spoke to a friend from Philly who says he's &quot;Loving it&quot; and that Eagles fans are all thrilled. Only fucking Philly fans would celebrate a man's hospitalization. Scumbags.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Obviously you've never met my ex who probably wore party hats every time I was in the ER.&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

I'm just picturing TO like a moody depressed suburban teenager, listening to "The Wall" on headphones, maybe cutting himself while saying: "I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'll make them sorry!" <br><p>
The intolerable thing is this is going to make the assholes at ESPN talk about him more. They should just change their name to the TO channel.

[TheMojoPin]

<p>TemO?</p><p>Cue that stupid Simple Plan song...</p>

[rooter]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Justice4all</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a target="_self" href="http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_270091337.html">Looks like it might be true</a></p><p>&quot;According to the Dallas Police Department incident report, Ownes told police he took more than 30 pills in a suicide attempt. &quot;<br /></p><p><em>&quot;.....in other news today Philadelphia fans and New York fans Cekebrate!!!!!&quot;</em></p><p><em /></p><p><em><font size="2" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Just think we were two pills away from never having to deal with this asshole ever again.</font></em></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Screw that.&nbsp; I'll take Brian Dawkins ending T.O.'s life over pills doing it anyday.&nbsp; If he does make it back for the Eagles game, can you imagine the kinds of signs Philly fans will be holding?&nbsp; It's going to be raining pills of all types as well.<br />&nbsp;</p><p>Go Eagles!&nbsp;</p>

[rooter]

Yes!&nbsp; T.O. wants to play on Sunday!<br />

[keithy_19]

Brian Dawkins is a dirty player. Fuck him.

[Fallon]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>TemO?</p><p>Cue that stupid Simple Plan song...</p><p>I open my eyes<br />I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light.<br />I can&rsquo;t remember how<br />I can&rsquo;t remember why<br />I'm lying here tonight<br />And I can&rsquo;t STAND the pain<br />And I can&rsquo;t make it go away<br />No I can&rsquo;t STAND the pain</p><p><br />How could this happen to me<br />I've made my mistakes<br />got nowhere to run<br />The night goes on as I&rsquo;m fading away<br />I'm sick of this life<br />I just wanna scream<br />How could this happen to me</p>

[mendyweiss]

<p>Prediction for this Sunday:</p><p>6 catches for 114 yards.</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&quot;Bledsoe back to pass. TO catches in the back of the endzone.</p><p>TOUCHDOWN!</p><p>Hold on, TO is getting something from behind the goalpost, it's a razorblade!&quot;</p>

[phixion]

<p>we all wished him well and a good recovery when he got sick with the heart</p><p>so in your eyes it was wrong of me to laugh when i heard a yankee minor league manager died huh? well just retire number 42 and i wont be so angry. </p><p>oh and fuck TO who wants to bet this was all planned out you i think hes just rying to get everyone back on his side you cant talk bad about a suicidal person thye may kill themselves&nbsp;and if thats the case fuck you TO </p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br><p><hr color="cococo" align="left"></font>we all wished him well and a good recovery when he got sick with the heart<hr color="cococo" align="left"></p><p>so in your eyes it was wrong of me to laugh when i heard a yankee minor league manager died huh? well just retire number 42 and i wont be so angry. </p><p>oh and fuck TO who wants to bet this was all planned out you i think hes just rying to get everyone back on his side you cant talk bad about a suicidal person thye may kill themselves and if thats the case fuck you TO </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Looks like Phixion's right and this is all a publicity stunt. What an ass. Now he's saying there was no suicide attempt and he's not depressed at all. <br><p><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-tosuicideattempt&prov=ap&type=lgns">http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-tosuicideattempt&prov=ap&type=lgns</a></p><p>

[NortonRules]

For the record, I'm a Yankees fan and I certainly did not wish Ortiz well.&nbsp; The sox fans would never wish Jeter well if it were the other way around.&nbsp;

[Kevin]

<strong>NortonRules</strong> wrote:<br />For the record, I'm a Yankees fan and I certainly did not wish Ortiz well.&nbsp; The sox fans would never wish Jeter well if it were the other way around.&nbsp; <span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">That shows how ignorant you are. When Torre came back from his cancer battle the fenway fans gave him a standing ovation.</span>

[OGC]

<strong>NortonRules</strong> wrote:<br />For the record, I'm a Yankees fan and I certainly did not wish Ortiz well.&nbsp; The sox fans would never wish Jeter well if it were the other way around.&nbsp; <p><font size="2">Bullshit, Red Sox fans have ALWAYS shown appreciation for players who play the game the way it is supposed to be played, And Jeter certainly does that.</font></p>

[spoon]

<p>Rich and Kev are right on the other players they noted.&nbsp; But this ass has transcended his sport and put himself out there multiple times.&nbsp; He deserves all the shit and horror people give him with this, especially niner, raven and eagle fans.&nbsp; He's managed to fuck over three teams in his short career, what makes you think Dallas won't be #4?&nbsp; And I actually played a round of golf with him while my friend played for the niners.&nbsp; He was a big fucking kid who you could see had no direction in terms of a father figure or leader.&nbsp; He sets his own rules with no mentors he truly respected or could gain insight from.&nbsp; Quite simply he's a 15 year old boy with an ego the size of Texas, so that should work out well with Tuna.&nbsp; Two nice sized egos in the lone star state.</p>

[rooter]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />Brian Dawkins is a dirty player. Fuck him. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously?&nbsp; I know the Eagles have had some bad ones in the past (Andre &quot;Dirty&quot; Waters), but I never see Dawkins doing anything really wrong, though I am biased.&nbsp; He did have an &quot;accidental&quot; helmet to helmet hit no too long ago, but he was already in mid-air when the other player changed direction.<br /></p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axtcDLC_qdo" target="_self" title="Dawkins Highlights">Dawkins is a bad ass&nbsp;</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7161625295934744894&q=sean+taylor" target="_self" title="Sean Taylor highlight film">Sean Taylor</a> seems to be the dirtiest secondary player in my opinion. &nbsp; 50% of his &quot;highlights&quot; are late/illegal hits.&nbsp; 1 point deducted for getting suspended for spitting on another player.&nbsp; 1 point added for punching T.O. in the face while he was just jogging down the field.&nbsp; Even though he did tackle McNabb by his eyeball in that video, I wouldn't mind having him on our squad.<br /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>I have nicknamed Sean Taylor &quot;the shark&quot;</p><p>The man is one of the most feared in the NFL </p><p>Love him. </p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>sportscenter is reporting&nbsp; that&nbsp; t.o. had an accidental overdose, which i think is bullshit</p><p>how do you accidentally take&nbsp;all the pills left in a bottle, i could understand the accident if he only took a few along with his supplements and other shit like he's trying to say now</p><p>but i think the real thing that happened was all the shit with his ex and his son got him real depressed and just said fuck it&nbsp;</p><p>and b/c he didnt die he now has to backtrack and say the shit that makes him not look like the suicidal mental case he is </p>